##Time has come to look over cars.
I am giddy like little school girl, so let us waste no time and get right to cars. I will be looking over brochures, and putting those who are not so good in bin.
##SCM SM1300 @conan
Here we have SM1300 by SCM Company. As soon as I read brochure for this car, it immediately draw my attention. Is developed in Czechoslovakia. Can feel good about supporting more socialist country. They make promise of German quality and drivability, which I easily see, is very reminiscent of people’s car from Germany With engine located behind driver. However, is clearly advanced car, engine made entirely from Aluminium. It use computer to put fuel into engine, no messing around with vacuum lines and shit. Even they do not make claim that it go fast like formula one car, but does not need to. Yes, a working prototype will be definitely ordered here.
##Erin Merna. @DeusExMackia
Company from English-land give us interesting proposal. They take regular cheap car that is of one or two year old design for their country, convert it to be running Orbistani fuel, and sell it here. Car look good. There is little arguing there, and if there is, I will send those who disagree to gulag. Although more car is examined, more problems begin to show, mainly being the engine. Just because it is converted to run on Orbistani fuel does not make it cheap engine. Is western engine through and through, containing expensive insides, pistons, conrods, and crankshaft. Car will likely be bankrupting owners when it is breaking down. So fitting for car from UK, I suppose. We no order one.
##Type 85 @Leedar
I look at car only called Type 85 in brochure. At first glance, car appear straightforward, with 5 speed transmission, is straight forward rear wheel drive, but upon closer inspection, choice that make dandruff fall from my head because I am scratching it. Car use 6 cyllinder engine, but is only 1.4L. I am only of wondering where engine has been derived from. Rest of car appears straightforward however, with 5 speed transmission, Drum brakes in all 4 wheels, and even comes with power steering. I do not see radio on standard features, but that is not of big concern, if rest of car can prove worth. Yes, is nice. But unfortunately, engine with 6 cyllinders that are so small like little baby is impossible to work on without special tools. Even if car is good, we cannot repair engine when time come. No order here is nessacary.
##Rapid 85 @stensen
This is car called Stensen Rapid 85. It have a… Uhm… Interesting shape. I believe for one third of design, designer was drunk on vodka, for another, sober, and the last, he ate too much mayonez. Back door bend around and go further than front… There is little rear window, so it is wagon with proportion of sedan… Is very confusing. Just as confusing is the 2.5l V6 making 137hp. Car go from 0-60 in 8 seconds. But it get 20mpg. Car use disk brakes in front… Somewhat low profile tires…
Wait… I am seeing now! Car is western spy! Send to gulag!
##Lyudy Vahon @LilRedRhyder
This Lyudy that I am reading on is very oddball as well. Car look like very wierd morphed Mercedes, except grille is rounded at bottom. Few other curious choices for design are popping up, such as fuel being injected via multiple ports, and brakes in from being disk. But they do claim it get over 28MPG, and is easy for family to own, with steering being power assisted. Some choices are curious for eastern country, but I see nothing big enough deterring ordering working prototype thus far.
##Gnoo Utilight @HowlerAutomotive
I am wondering who is telling Gnoo that Orbistan is country set in heart of Amazon Jungle, but Blyat does this thing look prepared for it. It come with locking diff, as well as thicc meaty tires for going through mud and gunk. Is little baby crossover, seem good, but am again going to have to pass due to little engine. Is 6 cyllinder engine with displacement of 1.2L. Will be incredibly hard to fix when things are of going wrong. We no order car here.
##ZM- Uzice @NormanVauxhall
If you are not hearing of ZM by 1985, I am wondering how recently you were released from gulag, Comrade. Company need no introduction, but car do. Is sporting utility vehicle called Uzice. They give full four door crossover, with selectable four wheel drive, it also come with power steering, radio, and locking differential. Cyka Blyat, longer I look at brochure, more excited I become for working prototype to arrive in person.
##Yucatan Santaka @Leonardo9613
Next we are having another SUV. These things are quite good it would seem, I am hoping they are catching on in future. Is called Yucatan Santaka. This one focus more on offroad with thick offroad tires, rather than fuel economy and comfort. Though at 26.6MPG, is more than good enough. Though is comfort and economy of what matters, or is offroad performance of more importance? We will be seeing when I order SUV.
##A72 @TheElt
I am thinking designer of Rapid 85 and this A72 are of close relation. Just be looking at side profile, and I am thinking I am drunk. Has doors been designed for bear? I need strength of soldier to move it. Looking past the body, I am guessing car seem straightforward enough. Car use all corrosion resistant steel, so is likely to last long time in harsh Orbistani winter. I suppose is good enough to get working prototype.
##GSI Kartoshka @oppositelock
I see this car from GSI in brochure and I cannot prevent myself from laughing out loud like little school girl. Green body and strange face, it look just like frog! I thought car from Fleet industries was light, but this is weighing at less than 700 Kilos.
However, strangely, fuel consumption is worse. I might chalk this up to Fleet Industries advanced fuel injection. However, car look very strange, reminding me of western car for racing. It go from 0-60 miles an hour in under 9 second. Tires are incredibly wide for small car, and rims are large.
I can clearly see car is not designed for developing market. We no need fun car for driving in Calaforinan mountains, we only need car to get to and from work. We shall pass this up.
###Cyka blyat, I am thinking after that, I am needing Vodka break. More brochures arrive later today, so I am choosing cars for bin then.
