I can understand removing some badges, honestly. I referred to total debadging (Both Make and Model, not just Model designations) with no care taken to clean up the mess afterward. (on older cars, filling the holes, on newer cars, making sure the paint isn’t mismatched, and making sure no tool marks could be seen in the paint around it.)
In other words, the type of crap done by every wannabe racer who claims “weight reduction, bro!” when you ask why they’ve stripped all the badges off of their Honda.
If you do it, and do so properly, it can look good. (An example would be replacing the factory grille, thereby removing the original badge in the process, after having removed the model designation badges carefully and cleaning up whatever you find afterward.)
And to continue the list, I’ll add some more general things that can make any car a Douche Car.
Add a point: Those blue fucking headlights. The ones from the factory aren’t quite as bad as the aftermarket ones, granted, but they’re a nuisance.
Add 5 points: Sound systems with subwoofers big enough to be rated in kilowatts.
Add 2 points: A-pillar gauge pods. Usually because when you get one of those, someone’s actually put some work into their car, and I respect that. What I don’t respect is the sudden necessity to try to fill my car with your tire smoke.
Add a point for each one: Bumper Stickers. Nothing like being behind the rolling advertisement for Presidential Candidates from 2004 because those things don’t come off, or the sticker that says “Honk for Jesus” and the sticker that says “Baby on Board” when you’re all over the lane on your phone. Plus, guaranteed, the next person who buys that car has to get out the industrial-grade sticker remover to remove the damn things.
Add 15 points: Putting just one roof rail on a modern large sedan. Ha ha, I get it, you think it’s funny putting one cargo rail up on the roof so it looks like a low-profile police lightbar. You bought a local-police-colored car and did this, just to watch people slam on the brakes. Very funny. Except it isn’t.
Add 6 points: Window open 1/4 of the way, lit cigarette in hand. The world is not your ash tray. They put one in your car for a reason, so use it. And when it’s full, dump it in the trash, not on the side of the road.
Add 3 points: Oversize wheels, stock brakes. Let’s massively increase your rolling mass without increasing the stopping power. That sounds like such a great idea. Now, I know, this isn’t entirely exclusive to my area, but there’s a lot of hills in my town. I mean, flat ground is a hard thing to find. So how many people do you think are driving around under constant brake fade waiting to have an accident?
And because I’ve thought of something, finally, to insult further people with…
Donks
(Just grabbed the first example I stumbled over)
So, you’ve bought a decent old car, and decided to fix it up (or not, in some cases). Cool. Except your method of “fixing” involves buying a truck, mounting the car body on the truck frame, buying an off-road lift kit to jack it up an additional foot or more, and then sticking the biggest, stupidest looking wheels under it. I get it, it’s a style, but at the same time, this is not practical. One, you’ve increased your center of gravity to the point of being a rolling road hazard. Two, your brakes aren’t going to handle that amount of spinning metal, so you’re a rolling road hazard that can’t stop. Three, your exhaust is usually consisting of, at best, the stock exhaust, and at worst, straight pipes, so it’s loud.
And for what? Unlike a lowrider, which has at least visual appeal of being able to move (even if it doesn’t hop), this has the appearance of “My lowrider got stuck in the full up position, so I just stuck really big wheels on it so it doesn’t look as dumb.”
What’s worse is that these things take up all of the decent old 80’s body-on-frame cars and ruin them. That means there’s less cars with RWD on the road. They also take perfectly good pickup trucks and ruin them, taking a decent truck that could’ve been used to haul stuff a few thousand more miles and trashing it in favor of making a dumbmobile. So you take two decent vehicles off the road to make one completely worthless one. And when they either crash, or finally get bored of it? To the junkyard it goes. Because no one will buy it.
For the obscene amounts of waste (one decent car, one decent truck), the massive safety hazard (can’t stop, bumper isn’t at the proper height, not street-legal, despite their claims otherwise), and the stupidity of design (massively lifted car on super-oversize wheels), I can’t give this style a nice rating at all. This has maxed out my overage meter.
100/10. If you build a donk, you are a total douche.