Affirmative. You see, Mr. Ducky here had a troubled childhood and now he believes to be a gerbil. To combat this he sometimes asks other people if they are gerbils or other animals, most likely in hopes of getting a positive answer to achieve the feeling of belonging to a community. If the answer is negative, he escapes to the depths of his own head and becomes incredibly introverted. Thanks to you, Mr. Mackia, Mr. Ducky will now feel alone, depressed and anxious. Do you feel happy now?
-Psy.D. Detsi, American Psychological Association
TNP is impressed by my analysis