…how does that even happen? Croissant gods are most displeased, please resign.
TNP AAAHHH
Sure, why not.
TNP would eat rabbit if given the option
Never tried it, would be pleased.
TNP, like me, is a safe driver but can’t resist a good bit of Clarksonry (SPEED AND POWAH) when the moment calls for it.
Speed and power isn’t just an occasion, it’s a lifestyle. Gotta flex that 110 horsepower.
TNP listens to Eurobeat unironically
False.
TNP plays or played Hearts of Iron 4
Nah, but I played HOI3 before.
TNP hates Apple products unironically.
False. Don’t have any strong feelings towards anything Apple. And what’s the point of ironically hating something anyway?
TNP has a three wheeled vehicle
False. But I have a vehicle with two wheels and a stick between them, a Paraplegic Grandpa XLE 3.5.
TNP thinks Doug Demuro opened a secondary channel just to grind some more of that shbread.
I don’t watch Doug Demuro nor do I have any desire to at this point from what I’ve heard.
TNP is seriously eyeing up the new Honda E.
Yes, I love it’s styling.
TNP got scammed by online purchases before.
Yup
TNP can’t decide if they like Honda or Toyota better
From personal experience I’m more of a Honda guy, especially since now my gf is in love with her Prius and she hates it when I rag on it for having a second rate ride and fourth rate dynamics. If not for that it’d probably be a much harder pick 
TNP has made their car’s TCS flip out so bad it had a stroke and shut itself off.
No TCS gang
TNP bought a car off of Craigslist
Yes we did and it’s great.
And I’ve made it’s traction control flip out. It just kinda gave up at the end of first gear.
TNP has an american car.
Not sure if a Ford Fiesta is technically an American car, since I think it was made to suit the European market more? 
(Don’t quote me on that.)
TNP plays/wants to play Dungeons and Dragons, or tabletop RPG of the same ilk.
Never played, no interest about these. I’m more of a modern/future-themed guy myself.
TNP has watched Alita: Battle Angel.
Yes. Enjoyed every second of it.
TNP is hyped for Halo Infinite.
(Side note to previous post, not all tabletop RPGs are fantasy based. Some can be modern/sci-fi.)
Doom Eternal > Halo Infinite.
TNP just ate lunch.
Nope
TNP likes food more than normal
Fucking yes.
TNP needs to lose weight too ._.