Right … We talk about this on live chat so long. This is first one. And it’s very important one.
[size=150]Conan Van[/size]
original 0.4 liter version
[size=150]About[/size]
Conan Van is the well known Car from Company call “Conan Coachbuild”. Produce from 1980-present. It’s known for being fun car to drive and also economical at the same time. Even with just 0.4 (Later 0.6,0.8,2 liter) engine it’s awesome car and blast to drive.
Many people thinks Conan Van MK.1 have a 2 cylinder engine. But it’s actually have 4 cylinder engine. This is the right spec of the car
Type : L4
Displacement : 0.4liter (Later 0.6 and 0.8)
Head design : SOHC
Valves : 16
Material : All special iron+volvonium metal
Horsepower : 30hp
Torque : Nobody know
Weight : about the same as Plastic
Cost : 50cent a piece
Cooling system : Watercool
It’s good engine with some power. And also as reliable as a Honda.
Suspension wise? It got front suspension from a Morris Marina and rear suspension from a Cossack 1000 and Later car for Front suspension from TVR Chimera and rear suspension from Corvette C4
Body : Made out of canoe building materials … I mean Composite.
Chassis : Monocoque Made out of good quality steel.
Interior : They hire some previous Vanden Plas worker to do it … But they went on strike. Conan worker have to do it them self … The result is superb.
Equipment : Radio with Tape Cassette. And that’s it. (It made for racing anyway. All race car are light.)
Do you ever have a problem with Dent on you car? or a scratch or a rust or a facking hole? This is you solution. The Edd’s Filler. Best car filler known by every dwarf, tall man , cock , fatty , Drake , T16 , Daffy and me. (Except I always replace the whole panel. Never use any filler I think it’s the same with all Automationian.) It’s Normal Car Filler … if you put it cover the rust. Paint will bubble out in 2 weeks. And don’t use it to cover chassis damage you BASTARD It’s a facking plastic! not a metal.
It’s cost 3 pounds a can and can cover up the whole Belgium with it. And will last 6 weeks with a proper hardener,primer and paint.
never said anything different; but that particular plane spent at least 20 years in austria, and just its assembling time in sweden, so its not really swedish anymore…
never said anything different; but that particular plane spent at least 20 years in austria, and just its assembling time in sweden, so its not really swedish anymore…[/quote]
Then that would be like saying, Daffy’s lancer which is 17 years old is now Australian and not Japanese? If so it should apply for citizenship.
Cossack 1000 is a car from “Cossack Auto” Produce from 1940-now. It was well known for being seriously cheap slow bad handling economical and wooden. With 1litre engine and leaf spring … it wasn’t exactly driver car. But it was cheap and cool.
It got very reliable 1litre engine. produced 30hp (As much as my Van) and also very very very economical.
Suspension bit is good too … Lamp post Glued to old wood … well proven to be a good rough system.
Body made out of Cossackium which is French version of Jaguium. but the ladder chassis is made out of IKEAium (Furniture material)
It got revised many time. But IKEAium chassis lives on …
nope. See the problem was that leaves are too exotic of a building material and that would have shot the production costs through the roof. Instead they’re made out of old candy wrappers.
