It should be “I drive on the left, but I won’t punish cars built for LHD” given that Australia, like the UK, is a RHD country.
This is a godsend considering that the bug involving resetting morphs has not yet been fixed.
It should be “I drive on the left, but I won’t punish cars built for LHD” given that Australia, like the UK, is a RHD country.
This is a godsend considering that the bug involving resetting morphs has not yet been fixed.
Most automakers think good things are mutually exclusive. They think a car cannot be efficient and powerful at the same time. They think a car can’t provide space for you to be comfortable and for your belongings to come with. They think a car cannot be prestigious or expensive and be fit for day-to-day use. They think a car cannot showcase elegant 20th century style and provide 22nd century amenities.
Most luxury automakers don’t think like Lincoln.
The 2020 Lincoln Festiva is the perfect combination of the wisdom of yesterday and the technology of tomorrow. Our forefathers knew the smooth, potent torque of a refined luxury engine is best managed by the rear wheels. Yet we now have intelligent ESC systems to provide consistent stability and performance from the car’s components, removing the drawbacks this layout once provided and making this car one of the easiest, most relaxing cars you’ll ever drive.
The 2020 Lincoln Festiva the perfect combination of comfort and efficiency. Atop our legendarily smooth suspension rides an interior that’s as well appointed (if not better) than a 5-star hotel room, not to mention an infotainment and HUD system straight out of Star Trek. Yet even with 91-RON fuel, the Festiva needs no more than 6.5L/100km to consistently deliver the elegant performance you expect from a luxury car. And its emissions? Almost negligible.
For 61,300, you get a car which is as easy to use as a chair, as intelligent as a jet airliner, and as comfortable as a resort. You get advanced modern features without gaudy modern design, and elegant old design philosophy without barbaric old technology. You get a car which is no less practical, reliable, or cheap to maintain than a mass-market hatchback; and which is so much more than one.
So there’s no need to compromise. Everything you could ever want sits before you.
TDLR: This restomod is designed to replicate (and celebrate) the philosophy and style behind what luxury cars used to be, and provide all that opulent classiness in a small, sensible, accessible package. (while maybe also causing a few laughs along the way… :D)
-Added some information to further highlight the modern amenities in the car. It seems I copied the tone and style of old Lincoln ads too well, and made people think I was imagining a historical “what if” scenario.
The Nomad doesn’t shy away from driving fun, either. With adaptive comfort suspension that can raise, lower and change stiffness on the fly, VBS basketweaves, and a lightweight carbon fiber body, this truck can waft down dirt roads, cruise to lunch downtown and carve canyons in the same day. A responsive 7-speed dual clutch transmission brings this 417hp, twin-turbocharged V10 beast from 0-100km/h in 4.1s, while still managing 6.72l/100km.
2.9L V10 revving to 9,300rpm
417hp
Carbon fiber panels
7sp DCT
7.26 L/100km (32.4 MPG)
AWD
Custom, color-matched bikes and surfboards come with the car for no extra charge!
A computer charging in the one of the bed-mounted electrical outlets:
The custom bikes in the custom tailgate-mounted bike rack (the normal, powered tailgate piece that goes there slides down into the tailgate), and surfboards on the bed cage:
More interior shots:
Custom tent box with tent underneath the bed floor:
Imagine THAT!!!
That’s one of the biggest automotive WHAT IFS right there!!!
I think that’s pretty creative, imagine an interior for that…
Thanks, mate!
Unfortunately, I don’t have the time or skill to make interiors very well, but I would have made this one completely modern and custom on the inside, since it’s still a single restomod. You get the best of both worlds; old style, new amenities.
A V10 stanced kei-sized ute.
None of these things belong together, yet that design looks so detailed and well made that it just might work…
Can’t wait to see how that guy performs! (:
Thanks! Yeah, should be really interesting to see what happens
Should be really interesting to see how yours does, too! I don’t think anyone has tried a historically-accurate “what-if?” type appearance before for an ARM!
Here at Boot Scootin’ bodyworks we’re not used to being invited “Down Under” to modify a client’s ride, but we took up the challenge in order to give you the most unique daily driving experience possible, while ensuring the fuzz will be clueless to just how special your ride really is.
here’s the rundown: First we source a sedan bodyshell from either Japan or Iran then unstitch the sedan portion of the car. These parts will then be welded onto your car’s chassis, a sunroof installed and then the whole car will then be seam-welded, ensuring the car’s rigidity without adding in excess bracing. The car will be re-sprayed in either the original factory green hue or a colour of your choice (we’d recommend something subtle).
While the body is being prepped, a Eunos 30X (or Mazda MX-3) will donate it’s 1.8L V6, manual gearbox and brakes. This will minimise costly fabrication work, simplify your servicing logistics and provide bulk fun at a cheap price. The V6 will be freshened with new bearings, seals and gaskets while the pistons will be swapped out for more modern pistons in order to improve fuel efficiency. These parts will then be installed into the finished body.
The interior will be refreshed also. The cloth seats will be retrimmed in a modern darker Mazda fabric, the interior parts will be dyed a darker grey to match current Mazda interiors and there will be your choice of woodgrain, brushed aluminium or carbon fibre inserts to lift the interior mood. The factory steering wheel will be replace with your choice of a Nardi wood or Alcantara steering wheel. The dashboard dials will be replaced with a digita dash like this one:
The suspension components will be replaced with custom tuned KYB gas shocks, Kings springs and Whiteline swaybars front and rear (retuned to our specifications) and Wantanabe wheels will be shod with Bridgestone tourer spec tyres.
The outside of the Festiva will remain as stock as possible, to avoid unwanted attention, but the mods and visual stance will let those in the know understand your car is something special.
The car is intended to be dailied, hence the 91RON tune on the engine, but the quality tyres and suspension tune will allow you to enjoy a trackday or two without embarrassment. The car uses less fuel than your old car too, so you’ll have more money to spend on your other interests.
The best part? Project Pride (Kia Pride, geddit! ) will only set you back $58k over an entire decade of ownership!
Email us here at sales@BSB.com or contact our local rep Steven on 0420 696969 and we’ll get the ball rolling!
Presenting…
Just wanna give everyone a brief reminder, the challenge closes in a little under 2.5 days. I’d appreciate if people can submit early rather than a last-minute flurry.
So far, I have submissions from @Edsel @HighOctaneLove and @WangMaster_420 - there’s been an advert from @HelloHi but no submission that I can see.
Introducing
Dear Mr. Crypt,
Please accept this letter as our formal offer to restomod your 1992 Ford Festiva. We understand your recent windfall, and the desire to make something awesome out of your Festiva with your new-acquired wealth. Mons Customs has, for the first time ever, opted for a complete overhaul of the Festiva. You might find some of the looks of the Festiva preserved, but even then you have to look carefully. Everything else under the skin (including the skin itself) has been replaced and upgraded. Mons Racing has once again helped to develop a custom engine and drive-train for your vehicle. If you choose our custom shop, we guarantee the best experience in your custom modded Festiva that you can imagine!
COMFORT
Mons Customs has taken all of its talent and resources to make this vehicle as comfortable as possible. On the mechanical side we swapped in a Double Wishbone front and MultiLink rear suspension, and installed a comfortable hydropneumatic system all around for the smoothest ride possible. The interior is fully rebuilt by hand and features high-grade A++++ materials all around, and includes the latest and greatest technology at your fingertips.
PRESTIGE
Rest assured that wherever you show up, the rebuilt Festiva will turn heads. The restomod rivals any modern hypercar in luxury, quality, and performance (only limited by the original chassis). You will feel like you’re driving around in a well-polished diamond, but a diamond that is on one hand a rocket, and on the other hand floats on the road like a feather drifting through puffy white clouds. Everybody will want to take a picture of you and your car!
DRIVABILITY
This car is a true track beast, and at a push of a button you can disable all driver aids and unleash the fury! However, due to the new all-wheel drive system, user-friendly 7-speed dual-clutch gearbox, ESC, electric variable power steering, perfectly tuned brakes, and modern safety features, the car is extremely easy to drive and safe to handle on the road- even in city traffic when you just want to pick up some groceries. In other words, the beast is easy to tame.
PERFORMANCE
For the first time in Mons Customs history, we have opted to replace the original engine. The Festiva now features the engine block from the Lamborghini Countach. We understand the Countach is one of your favourite vehicles, and we wanted to replicate the Lambo feel in your Festiva. However, we did not just lift a block from a Lambo… no, we replicated one from scratch! So, the new power unit is a 3.9L V12 alu block replica from the Countach LP400. Mons Racing has outfitted it with a DOHC-4 head and valvetrain, it has direct fuel injection, and a twin-turbo set up. We also have added aerodynamically efficient wings and lips to your Festiva to optimize cornering on track. Oversized wheels round out the performance characteristics of the vehicle, and make sure you can put the power down and keep it down during extreme track driving.
Mr. Crypt, please find attached photorealistic renders of our vision for your Festiva and detailed specifications. Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely,
Mons Customs
As mentioned in the letter above, the power unit of the Festiva is a replica of the Countach LP400. It is 3.9L of pure V12 fury, putting out 609 HP. Despite the power, it is a very smooth engine that purrs like a kitten. We dare say, it makes less noise than the original engine in your old Festiva.
The modern AWD system and Electric LSD make sure that wheelspin is minimized, and the ESC makes sure that the car behaves under all conditions. The 7-speed DC has full automatic mode when you just want to go for a casual drive, but has paddle shifters for when you want full control over your gearing.
Mons Customs has completely stripped the exterior of the Festiva. The panels have been replaced with partial carbon fibre and repainted to a pleasing pearlescent blue. The features are too numerous to list, but include: high-visibility LED lights front and rear, enhanced venting, a see-through glass panel on the bonnet so you can show off the V12, sports rims, dual exhausts… Wherever you look there are new and awesome features to explore and show off to your friends!
The Mons Customs team has taken painstaking care to make the interior of your Festiva as practical as it is comfortable. We removed the second row of seats, which created extra cargo space, and room for an improved audio system that includes oversized speakers and a sub or course.
In the front, you have two comfortable sport bucket seats, and all the creature comforts that any luxury vehicle would be jealous of, including the latest in HUD technology and the best audio system available on the market today. All of this is packaged in a minimalist, sporty look.
In addition to the creature comforts, we have also thought about your safety: we include a full roll-cage. As such, the car is full track compliant. The cage is constructed in such a way as to be unobtrusive, and leaves you in a comfortable space that is easy to access and egress.
FINAL VERDICT: This car gets binned for failure to clone the engine family. It also had very questionable engineering - from the tiny, inefficient and outdated V8 to the 4-speed gearbox, it just makes very little sense. Maybe the engine was the casualty of a failed clone, but I can only judge what I see.
FINAL VERDICT: This car gets binned for failure to advance the model year to 2020. It’s painful, given how good everything else is. It certainly would have gone rather far, and it has an amazingly compelling narrative going. Alas, rules are rules.
FINAL VERDICT: It’s not breaking any rules, but it’s also not what I am looking for. A lot of work has gone into preserving the authenticity, but I don’t care about that. The car only uses standard interior, basic safety and basic infotainment, which doesn’t line up with its promises of high-end parts. I wanted it to stand out, and to have a comfortable interior, and the car presented misses on both accounts.
FINAL VERDICT: This car also doesn’t break any rules, but I am binning it out of principle more than anything else. You’ve gone ahead and converted it into a ute by using 3D fixtures, and you have a base cost right around 116,400 - too high to afford the conversion penalty. Yes, yes, this meme does exist, but I really don’t think this entry matches the spirit of the rules. If you had the money to spare, I would have just slapped the 15k on there and called it a day, but even as a special vehicle… there’s not enough money.
So, to summarise: My condolences to @WangMaster_420 @Edsel @HighOctaneLove and @HelloHi . The two finalists are @ldub0775 and @cake_ape - I am working on the write-ups for the final results between them, and hope to have that done soon enough.
Lol this seems to be a reoccuring theme. I’m good at designing cars, but an awful engineer. Still, at least I don’t stick two live axles on anymore XD
Great challenge overall, but I do want to ask about something:
I definitely know I set the year to 2020, because otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to select amenities like “Electric Power Steering” and “Luxury HUD.” Is there something here I’m missing or misunderstanding?
You updated the trim year to 2020, but not the model year. The trim year opens stuff like electric steering, while the model year opens stuff like carbon fiber panels and chassis. You still had model year stuck in 1992.
Oh, shoot, that makes sense.
I guess that’s just a first-time error. I’m so used to challenges banning you from tampering with that figure, I failed to realize one would require I change it. That’s something I’ll have to remember for next time.
Thanks for pointing that out! (:
So you didn’t like my efforts at making legit looking Ford badges then?
I realised, upon submitting, I’d built the perfect stealth daily for me, not the client. Without going into the feasibility of various drivelines too much, my personal value that sub-compact or light cars NEED a stick meant that I couldn’t forsee an engine and gearbox combo that would be worth doing. I wanted to do a DSG but my realism hook meant that there was none that were reliable enough to select from. Any other small engine felt to me like it was wasted being bolted up to a slushbox!
As for anything else? It goes against the entire premise of the ARM, but you’d be far better off buying a new car of your choice than locking yourself into a car you don’t like or have any nostalgic attachment towards! For the same outlay as my entry you could have any of the brand new EV’s available in Australia and they’d be cheaper over the decade than my entry as well, hahaha!
tl;dr: I should have posted a recommendation for an MG ZS EV, Hyundai Ioniq, Kona or a Kia Niro, not a restomodded Ford Festiva!
Looking at this, one phrase comes to mind. Race Car. This looks like the quintessential 80s-90s rally hero, with its flattened out, vented sides and swept-back spoiler, it looks like it could have leapt off the walls of teenaged bedroom of the era. The inside is a little bit anachronistic, but in a good way - electric control surfaces, an absolutely massive tablet in the middle, and plush red surfaces that match the outside… It’s just what you’d want. There isn’t quite as much money invested in the interior as some other entries, but it’s still nice. You get lightweight bucket seats, and they’ve focussed on implementing a smaller feature set well rather than padding a spec sheet. The car handles exactly as you’d like it, thanks to a dual clutch transmission, launch control, active suspension and strongly rear-biased AWD. This nice handling provides a feeling of security, as does the uber-modern safety features. Popping the hood, we see something unlike the other entries - a 2.5L, turbocharged inline 4 kicking out 260 kW. The car manages to make it up to a nice 260 km/h, with an 0-100 in 3.8 seconds. All told, it’s rather nice - especially given that it’s made as a daily driver.
If the Turbo RS was a car that walked right out of the early nineties, this one walked right out of the early oughts. The bottom segment of the car is made completely of carbon, dyed a rather nice blue. The same carbon has been used to form the hood, with a window allowing you to see the Lamborghini V12. The parts of the exterior not covered in carbon have been painted in a rather nice pearlescent which shimmers from blue to green, reminding me of a past ARM winner… The inside is filled with the same pearlescent and carbon, with a decent complement of dials next to the massive screen. No money has been spared on the interior, and all the amenities are amazingly well-implemented. The money spent on the interior does need to come from somewhere, and it seems to have come from the safety, assists and suspension - you get somewhat outdated safety, no launch control, and passive suspension, plus it’ll be difficult to run for much more than special cases. Under the hood, we see the fabled V12, the same specifications as the LP400, right? Well… I hate to be that guy, but no. The real car is much more oversquare than this one, with a 5mm larger bore. I know, I know it’s a nitpick, but it sorta counts against the car - especially when you’ve already moved away from authenticity with the turbo and 4V config. The turbo also spools exceptionally late, coming in at 4300 RPM.
Ultimately, the Festiva by Mons just doesn’t sing to me in the same way. I can’t really see much in the complete package that drives it to be such a rarely-driven vehicle, besides maybe the supercar engine - which isn’t anywhere near the engine it claims to be. The outside of the Mons does look rather nice, and it does have some race car aspects like the tow hooks, but it’s nowhere near as racy as the RS. The RS looks like a classic racer, and that just sets my heart racing. It just sings to me, and that’s enough to split the difference between this pair of very competitive cars. Even without the mileage differences, even without the not-Countach engine, the Mons just doesn’t catch my imagination as much as the RS does.
“ldub: A lesson in how not to win a challenge” - ldub
First: @ldub0775
Second: @cake_ape
Third: @HelloHi
Fourth: @HighOctaneLove
Fifth: @Edsel
Sixth: @WangMaster_420
Ninja edit: Oh, and by the way - I am going to write a sort of post-mortem post, discussing the various strengths and weaknesses of this round.
(Manic laughter)
Wow, I didn’t expect to win here. Huge thanks to Crypt for hosting!
Hopefully ARM10 should be up within the week, and I’ll see y’all then!