We’ve all heard them before, acronyms created based off a manufacturer as a satire to their name. Usually a jab at their reliability or speed. I’ll list off ones that I know, feel free to join in with any I may not have.
Ford: Fails On Race Day
Fucked up Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fiat: Fix It Again Tony
Mopar: Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over Pinto Approaching Rapidly
GMC: Give Mechanic Cash
God’s Mechanical Curse
Gay Mans Chariot
Chevrolet: Cracked Heads Every Valve Rusts Oil Leaks Every Time
Volvo: Valve Oil Leaks Very Often
Feel free to add in new ones. I imagine there are countless more throughout the world.
(It is not my intention to berate anyone’s car or choice of manufacturer, this is intended for good fun.)
Acura - Asia’s Curse Upon Rural America
Audi - All Unnecessary Devices Included
BMW - Bring Mother’s Wallet
Chevrolet - Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Fiat - Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Geo - Good Engineering Overlooked
GM - General Maintenance
Jeep - Just Expect Excessive Problems or Just Empty Every Pocket
MGB - Might Go Backwards
Porsche - Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
Saab - Sad Attempt At Beauty
Toyota - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Triumph - This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help or Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt
Volvo - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW - Virtually Worthless
Bentley - British (actually VW) Excretion Needs To Let Everyone (know the owner is a) Yobbo
Caddy - Can American Designers Invent Lovely Lines? Apparently, Can’t.
GMC - Great! More Crap!
at least you tried