Barely Street Legal League [SURVEY ON PAGE 70]

Bugger me, I was so busy trying not to die in your deathtrap on the way to the paddock that I totally did not notice. My bad.

I’m pretty sure my car has a radio and about 20 in comfort and safety, plus 4 seats. You should check your prescription before the race else you’ll be in a ditch and I’ll be stuck carting your tail around.

Goes to show just how much attention I paid to that then :stuck_out_tongue: I might go back and have a closer look to see who gets tunes and who gets VROOOOOOOOOM

I’d would like to present my entry: the Baltazar Thanatos Estate.

Thanatos is the greek name for the personification of death, as is this car, with its 2000 hp+ 7.0 Twin-Turbo V8 engine. And the dogs can have their internal organs rearranged too.

It also looks like their breakfast, after a quick spin.

Edit: I realised that wing looked too out of place, so I changed the pic for a less ugly version of the car

This is something that usually Žnoprešk don’t do, but the guys at the Žnoprešk Reparto Performance aren’t working on anything at the moment and they have received a prototype from another car maker.

Now they are checking under the hood how it’s made, but someone is starting to sketch something based on the old ZM chassis and others are looking for engine to borrow from the BMMS depot to tune up.

Can we use negative quality on the interior etc to make our coffins on wheels go more fasterer? (WARNING: i did this on purpose because i’m CRAZY)

Absolutely, there are no restrictions whatsoever on quality sliders. I found that the majority of entries use basic safety set to -15 :laughing:

We are proud to present the most extreme prototype we ever built, it’s the ultimate expression of the average 1990 Seishido Achernar, we worked on it for weeks over weeks, to make it reach this levels of insanity. Here it is, the EGT Achernar X90. Under the carbon bonnet lies a modern 8.1 liter behemoth V8, making 1220HP, way more than enough to carry a 1074KG weight around a racetrack, with a power to weight ratio of 1,13HP/KG, enabling this monstrosity to reach 100KM/H in 2.5 seconds and have a top speed of 380KM/H, of course the bodyshell has it’s limits (Read: Tyres) so it won’t be the fastest around technical tracks, but give this box a straight and it will eat you for breakfast, or blind you with 90’s nostalgia unicorn power. We ensure you that the X90 is perfectly legal, with working everything and CHROME DOOR HANDLES.




EGT Achernar X90, The fastest box ever made.

Did I just see UNICORN POWWWEEEERRRRRRRRR?

I’m just in the process of temporarily moving house atm, will check the new models when I settle in!

Lots of people broke the 1kg/hp ratio, what if you make another point for the smallest kg/hp ratio?

Swanson Motorsports enters the arena with a monster!

To clarify, very few entries scored points for the megacar perk, which is quite difficult to achieve and may end up undriveable unless you know what you’re doing!

I was strongly considering a low power bonus. I don’t see a problem with it EDIT: actually yes I do, why the hell would I want to encourage lower power figures??? LOL I changed my mind.

I now have so many entries I have to recalibrate scoring again! The scale may change EDIT: No it won’t, there’s no way I’m reinputting all my bonus scoring data again. Time to introduce half points!

Just three days left! Get your mad car in! For inspiration, have a look at the (ghastly) awesome selection of the 2013 Denmark Gumball Rally (including a Batmobile!!!).

So, one day i was cleaning my grandfather’s garage and found his old 60’s car… well, i ask him if he didn’t mind that i take the car for a small ride… and he said: “go ahead!!, but be careful with that s#it, because it’s a rarity and i’m planning to sell it to pay my retirement!!”…

  • Sure grandpa, trust me!!

The car before:


And after some minor changes:


And so i wen’t to a Barely Street Legal Race!!! Hope grandpa don’t be pissed off!!


We put some stickers on.


That’s really cool! i still don’t understand how you can get rally skins

That’s photoshopped, not made in the game.

Ladies and gents, today I am proud to present to you, Ruby… Keep it short and sexy :laughing:


[more pictures to come]]

Just so you know HellBoy, I haven’t received your entry yet!

Deadline is approaching, now just over 25 hours away.

Unfortunately, I didn’t forsee being without my usual computer at the deadline :laughing: Fear not, I have prepared ahead. Once the entries are shut, I’m going to check over the figures one more time, and should start telling you what actually happens in the BSLL by Monday.

The ZRP guys have blown up the warehouse… conrods were found all over the country… I think we have do decline the invitation and take care to repair the damage. Sigh…

Name: Sebastian Machado III
Car: YCB Yacare Ultra X
Car year: 2014
Engine year: 2014