Best Automation Quotes

i do know them. i listen to them. i just forgot who it was… geez :angry:

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From SillyDucky’s latest stream:

“Trust me I am a genius, I’m just not paying attention whatsoever” -SillyDucky 2016


“No more odd numbers, who knows how many more of them are unlucky” -SillyDucky 2016

@Sillyducky

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Me and @CadillacDave discuss how the citizens of his city should and shouldn’t sacrifice virgins into his volcano.

Dave = Dark Green
Me = Light Green

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Hmmm… Maybe trying decaf?:grin:

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@DoctorNarfy

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auto|32762 (kiwiirc@AN-241F361A.customers.d1-online.com) has joined
<auto|32762> I need help with my automation game
<TrackpadUser> Which build number do you have?
<auto|32762> I get a fatal error on init.lua
<auto|32762> Sandbox data bad argument
<auto|32762> I have newest game version
<auto|32762> Version 151223
<Pyrlix> LOL
<auto|32762> Can you help me?
<TrackpadUser> That's an old version
<TrackpadUser> I would recommend updating the game
<auto|32762> Its the newest
<auto|32762> The launcher says no update
<auto|32762> I bought on steam
<auto|32762> For 30$
<TrackpadUser> Current build is B161108
<auto|32762> Risk you have bug then too
<TrackpadUser> Steam should have updated automatically
<auto|32762> But my game says 151116
<auto|32762> Its autoupdate from steam
<Riso> why dont you give me a link to your steam profile to check 
<Microwave> Lol isn't that over a year out of date?
<auto|32762> You guys refuse to help me I don't know what to do
<Pyrlix> auto|32762,  its as simple as pie
<Pyrlix> B151116 is very very very old and should be updated automatically tleast 5-10 times already
<TrackpadUser> If steam refuses to update, verify game cache
<Pyrlix> That version is also a VERY widely available pirated copy 
<Pyrlix> which you can find on various filesharing platforms
<Pyrlix> chances are 99% you have pirated it
<Pyrlix> and we dont provide support to pirated copies - obviously
<auto|32762> Fuck
<TrackpadUser> 1116 doesn't seem to exist actually
<auto|32762> Fuck you
<Microwave> LOL
<auto|32762> Motherfuckers
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(slight double post)
It continues!

auto|32254 (kiwiirc@AN-241F361A.customers.d1-online.com) has joined
<auto|32254> Hello
<auto|32254> Where can I get a free key?
<TrackpadUser> Please buy the game
<auto|32254> I have no money
<auto|32254> I cannot buy
<auto|32254> Plz give free key
<TrackpadUser> Not our problem, and please don't call us motherfuckers
<TrackpadUser> And tell us "fuck you"
<TrackpadUser> And then come ask for a free key
<auto|32254> My game crashes and I need a new one
<Pyrlix> Go out, work, earn money
<Pyrlix> and buy the game
<auto|32254> Go suck cocks in hell y'all
<auto|32254> Fuck you pyrlix
<auto|32254> Fuck you all
<auto|32254> Assholes
<auto|32254> Unfriendly
Pyrlix has kicked auto|32254 from #automationgame (auto|32254)
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Triple posting yuh
This is probably gonna keep happening so feel free to join the IRC to witness it in all its glory

auto|69862 (kiwiirc@AN-7D2BEE8B.customers.d1-online.com) has joined
<ramthecowy> ooh
<Speedemon> oh god
<TrackpadUser> WB
<Speedemon> is he seriously back
<auto|69862> I am sorry
<ramthecowy> are you though?
<auto|69862> Yes
<auto|69862> I deeply apologize
<Leo9613> inb4 he asks for a free key again
<auto|69862> Whose cock do I have to suck to get this game for free? Will he accept my apologize?
<Speedemon> Well if you get paid money to suck someones cock maybe you can get the game
<Microwave> ^
<ramthecowy> ^^^^^^
<Speedemon> I just found someone a job!
<auto|69862> Who is ^
<auto|69862> :(
<auto|69862> I just want this game for free
<Microwave> I want a lot of things for free
<auto|69862> Do I have to suck your cock
<Microwave> fuck off now
<auto|69862> For game
<Microwave> fuckity bye
<auto|69862> Fuck you
<auto|69862> Racist assholes
<ramthecowy> racist? xD
<Speedemon> We never said anything racist lol
<auto|69862> Fuck you in your assholes
<Microwave> Only the racistest
<ramthecowy> is that the most complicated word in your vocab abilites?
<Speedemon> We are soooooo racist
<auto|69862> Niggerfuckers
<Speedemon> LOL
<Microwave> LOL
<Speedemon> TRIGGERED
* Pyrlix has kicked auto|69862 from #automationgame (auto|69862)

@Killrob is apparently severely bipolar too

<Killrob> ASSHOLES
<Killrob> FUCK YOU
<Killrob> FUCK YOU
<Killrob> FUCK YOU
<Killrob> MOTHERFUKERS
<Killrob> COCKSUCKERS
<Killrob> ASSHOLE
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Just an FYI.

This is not really Killrob, it’s the same idiot as the last posts by microwave.

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Hahaha that was fun xD must have been my racist, cocksucking, slightly deranged evil twin or something.

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The whole altercation with that individual was fairly interesting :stuck_out_tongue:

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Interesting doesn’t cover half of it! :stuck_out_tongue:

Rob’s deranged evil twin spotted in the wild

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Discord

ramthecowy -
nah mate you ain’t got nothing on my rhyming skills
sitting here, i got your brain climbin hills
UMGaming -
but you ain’t got cash to pay the bills
ramthecowy -
my cars so riced i don’t need no pills
NotKoolkei -
just like your ass, you rhymes standstills
ramthecowy -
what
NotKoolkei -
(im bad at this)
ramthecowy -
standstills isn’t a word lol
NotKoolkei -
it is now
UMGaming -
Atless I don’t service mine at uncle philes
ramthecowy -
i mean, there isn’t a plural of it
NotKoolkei -
what you service your’s next door because you’re a pedophile?(edited)
ramthecowy -
WHOA
WTFFFFF
UMGaming -
DUDE
NotKoolkei -
YEAHHH BBY
UMGaming -
Too Far @NotKoolkei
NotKoolkei -
BURRRRRNNNNN

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Bit late to the party but…

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP

Just wanted to say this was a seriously good call. Well played.

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Don’t mind me, just roasting some piraters…

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Me and @Leonardo9613 on GTA, whilst I am setting up my new IPhone 5.

Me: “Why do they have six digit codes? That’s just dumb.”

Leo: “Yeah, you can change it to 4 digit if you want.”

Me: “I just added 2 zeros onto my old code.”

Leo: “That’s American security for you.”

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This involves me, @Sillyducky , @Leonardo9613 and @Speedemon






All because of a discussion about tea :smile:

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Lol just screen shorted the conversation too and was about to post it

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:tea: