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So Johnny, in search for his new car, goes the dealership “Vinny’s Temptastic autos”…
Dialogue
J: “You sup Vinny! long time no see man!”
V: “Eyyyyy, Johnny boy! how’re you man! how’s your mom?”
J: “You’re an a**hole Vinny, but she’s fine… Listen, i thought it’s time to upgrade from my Quest… Was thinking of starting a luxury taxi business, I want a comfy cruiser, a boat… think you can hook me up with a 25k budget?”
V: “Of course i can! I got 8 cars you might like!”
V: “First let’s knock out the ones you don’t want…”
J: " Well definitely not the SOVEREIGN V12 (@George), yeah it has a wood trim but it’s super expensive, it has highest service cost, looks terrible, rides too high…"
“Next let’s knock out Wells 500 Sedan (@DuceTheTruth100), I heard terrible things about the ride, and not much good other than it looks…”
“And also the Boardwalk (@zeromight), I’ve seen too many of them broken down on the side of the road or just out of gas… But i like the color, Fussilier blue? wish some more cars had it…”
V: “Wow, I guess you did your research then… then lemme try to sell you on the rest? How about this Globus Grand Cruiser Commodore (@Happyhungryhippo), A mouthful of name for a lotta car!”
J: “Other than the nice color and I might add, love the burgundy interior… but, It looks kind of average to me…”
V: “But hey, it’s reliable, it’s easy enough to drive…”
J: “I think there are better options? for 22,500 it’s really nothing eye catching…”
V: “Fine, then how about this, Empire D’Elegance Crestwood (@Atomic)”
J: "Now we talking! This looks awsome! Can we take it for a test drive?:
V: “Yeah, about that, it’s a bit tough to drive this one, no disrespect to your driving skills but unless you buying it, no…”
J: “Woah, 24.800 for this?.. Let’s put a pin on it.”
V: “But look at the interior, hell i even throw the plant in for free…”
J: “…”
V: “Fine, you busting my balls here man… I got this Frampton Stagecoach (@ch_flash) if you want…”
J: “God dang it Vinny, i said a luxury taxi business, not a yellow cab company… also didn’t their CEO embezzle a bunch of cash? something about their tech pool budget?”
V: “Hold on, before you dismiss it, this bad boy has low service costs cause it shares so many parts with those taxis! it’s reliable, it’s easy to drive, it’s cheap, i mean only 17,200! and 13.6 miles to the gallon! Also, who cares their CEO did what… this thing is THE taxi!”
J: “Dude, it looks like my grandpa’s car, not to mention it’s brown (Shivers), I want something that turns head, screams, I’m THE F*CKIN BOSS, when i’m on the highway… this, just isn’t it…”
V: “You’re a fool for this but customer is always right… fine, how about this Proboscidea - Luxe (@Dog959)?”
J: “Seriously? same story as the last one… but I have to say, it does feel a bit more comfortable! wait, no… I ain’t buying no granny car here…”
V: “Ugh… alright, fine…how about this Akarinya Kanona - R-1-8000 Luxus (@MoteurMourmin), It mi…”
J: “This is great, i love the color! what is it called?”
V: “Cannabis green…”
J: “Nice, I like the price tag too! only 18,900? and it’s a coupe that’s nice!”
V: “Yeah, but i thought you wanted a taxi?”
J: “Vinny, open your ears, it’s a luxury taxi, limo eve… What is that?”
V: “That, there, is not for sale, it’s a DCMW Al Sultan Standard Twelve, (@moroza), it’s an order in from the mayor i’m holding on to…”
J: “I don’t care how, I want it… actually tell me about it a little…”
V: “Dude, i can’t the mayor’ll kill me…”
J: “Dude, these seats are the comfiest i’ve been to… and what’s this a str*pper pole?”
V: “Yeah, and the color, it’s called “Wh*rehouse red”…”
J: “You sell this to me, and I give you an extra 5k on top of it’s price…”
V: “… You son of b*tch, you have a deal…”
Scores, from worst to best.
| Final score (+ Interior bonus) | User | Car | Penalty |
|---|---|---|---|
| 73 (73+0) | George | SOVEREIGN V12 | 0 |
| 73.3 (79.3+4) -10 | Ch_Flash | Frampton Stagecoach | 45.3 TP -10 |
| 75.7 (75.7+0) | Ducethetruth100 | Wells 500 Sedan | 0 |
| 77.3 (74.5+3) | zeromight | Boardwalk | 0 |
| 79.4 (75.4+4) | Happyhungryhippo | Globus Grand Cruiser Commodore | 0 |
| 81.8 (76.8+5) | Atomic | Empire D’Elegance Crestwood | 0 |
| 83.5 (81.5+2) | Dog959 | Proboscidea - Luxe | 0 |
| 86.4 (82.4+4) | MoteurMourmin | Akarinya Kanona - R-1-8000 Luxus | 0 |
| 97.6 (92.6+5) | moroza | DCMW Al Sultan Standard Twelve | 0 |
I had a ton of fun with this challenge and hope yall did too! And my next challenge idea is already in the works!
