I cant stop making group b cars. Ford RS200 meets delta s4. Burn and Hacksmore cigarettes have expressed interest in sponsoring the Lanzone team for this year’s WRC.
Dear automation devs. Please, please make engine placement make sense. I can fit my 1800cc twincharged 4cyl engine into the back of this, but not the 69 mobula.???
The Lanzone 079:
This car is made for gravel rally in beamng with a controller. For the full group b experience, edit the exhaust sound settings in the camso_engine_dc2f1 jbeam with the following values:
“instantAfterFireCoef”: 1.41999998569489,
“sustainedAfterFireCoef” : 1.62999997854233,
“instantAfterFireVolumeCoef” :3.6,
“sustainedAfterFireVolumeCoef” :1.55,
“shiftAfterFireVolumeCoef” :2.8,
The file should be located in:
vehicles\lz_079_b___clone_mkiiii_clone\eng_dc2f1\camso_engine_dc2f1.jbeam
LZ_079_B___Clone_-_MKIIII_Clone.car (239.2 KB)
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This is like the funniest shitpost I have seen on this board ever 
Haha, no it was not meant as anything negative at all. I laughed like crazy when I read it.
The deal with Burn & Hacksmore has been done! They threw in a carton of their finest Burn & Hacksmore Hi-Tars to sweeten the deal as well. cough eughc cougeugh. Fantastic! The designers are still working on the livery but this is a sneaky preview.
Now we’ve got to sell 200 of the bloody things.
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whoop whoop whoop whop. I stole the Hi-Tar cigarettes thing from Laramie in the Simpsons, so i’m feeling the old school Matt Groening references.
The Sonic Liberty.
Ignore the part where it says 3 seats, there are actually five. Two of which are… rather exposed to the elements. But only for occasional use, like in a 911.
Only costs £866,000 in 2010 which I am quite surprised by given the quality spam.
Made for Escape the Flood on beamng which the chief designer enjoys very muchly.
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The cylinder walls have melted, the piston rings have melted, the engine is broken. 
Yes… Yes. But add more wings! Then fix the terminal overheating problem. Priorities!
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Oh so nearly there.
Ring ring. Ring ring.
Hello
What? Its cancelled. Oh for fuck’s sake!
What are we going to do with it then?
Gasmea you say? A hillclimb?
I’ll call you back.
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