I present the 1999 Canyonero F-Series, as seen in The Simpsons!
Edit: market stats added
Perhaps a little too overpowered, but A* for effort.
(Maybe this should be moved to car replicas…?)
Also way under weight, only 2500 kilos?
I unfortunately couldn’t get a body that was two lanes wide and twelve yards long. And nothing close to 65 tons 
As for the engine, I figured the biggest most gas guzzling V8 would do. It gets half the mileage of a Hummer, and that’s what the Canyonero is about.
Canyoneroooo!
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of american pride! Canyonerooooo!
how does it fare in the market?
Its best market is premium offroad, and I think it’s got a score in the 80s in there. I’ll post a screenshot of that.
Fuel mileage is waaaay too good.
Remember when Ranier Wolfcastle was asked the mpgs?
“One highway, zero city.”
I don’t remember that, but it doesn’t surprise me. I could probably tweak the engine to make the mileage worse… 5.2 mpg is the worst I could make without sacrificing performance or being unrealistic for a late 90s engine (carburetors were phased out by the mid 90s). I know the 2014 hybrid model gets 11 mpg
[quote=“ArnRno”]Fuel mileage is waaaay too good.
Remember when Ranier Wolfcastle was asked the mpgs?
“One highway, zero city.”[/quote]
That wasn’t the Canyonero, that was his hummer like truck.