So here’s a quick question, do any of you guys like jokingly call a car something different but the name just sort of sticks in your mind? like for example when i talk to my friend about Skoda autocorrect constantly turned Skoda into skids and now i always call Skoda Skids, jokingly, of course (and to please the autocorrect god) or how whenever i mentioned Seat my phone would put an emoji of a chair, so now i call Seat Chair. anyone else do this?
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Well me and a few of my friends like to call Seat “penkki” which means bench but could also be stool or chair.
Another nickname we have for cars is “daddy’s money” but it’s probably not that hard to guess what we use that for.
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VW Beetle=Slug Bug
Chrysler PT Cruiser=PT Crapper
Pontiac GTO=Goat
Dodge Challenger=Chally
Any FCA product equipped with a ZF 9 speed auto=POS (You can guess what that stands for)
Any American luxury car built before 2000 with the exception of the Ford Panther body (Panther body is called this for every car on that platform)=Boat or land yacht
Any pickup truck that isn’t used for work=Pickemup truck
Any lifted offroad vehicle [Car Make] [Car Model] SPP (Small Penis Package)
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Honda Jazz was always the car for OAPs so just call it Honda OAP
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Some Polish popular names:
First gen Saab 900 = Crocodile 
VW Beetle = Hunchback
VW Transporter T1 or T2 = Cucumber
VW Passat (B5 especially) = Passerati (because of it’s exaggerated prestige among many Polish drivers)
Mercedes W123 = Barrel
Mercedes W124 = Gammon
Polski Fiat 125p / FSO 1500 = Sideboard
Polski Fiat 126p = Cough
Audi C3 = Cigar
ZAZ 966 = T34 Sport
Trabant = Ford Cardboard
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Toyota 86 = Toyobaru
Ford Focus = Ford Fuck us (Spawned during the time where the Euro and US Focus were completely different cars, and the US version was prone to drop valves because they felt like it)
Ford Taurus = Ford Tortoise.
UAZ 452 = Buhanka (Meaning Loaf of [Bread] (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/22/Bread_(buhanka).jpg/1280px-Bread_(buhanka).jpg) - I’m sure you can figure out why )
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Ford Focus (Australia): Ford Fucked Us
Holden Commodore: Commonwhore
Toyota ae86/carolla: hachi
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The Commiedoor, Commode, or dunnydoor also works
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Chrysler PT Cruiser: PT Loser
Ford Explorer: Exploder
Toyota Prius: Prissies (In plural if you please)
Mercury Mystique: Mistake
Bonus Names:
International: Intertrashinal
John Deere: Junk Deere
Freightliner: Freightshaker
Caterpillar: Clatterpillar/Rattlepillar
I think I know more, don’t quite remember them all.
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And mine kinda looks like one too…
7th Generation US-spec Honda Accord: “me too” car
Cadillac CTS-V Coupe: Corvorado
Any late 70s - early 90s rear drive, turbocharged Volvo = TurboBrick
Those are the only ones that stand out for me.
I love the CTS-V Coupe. In fact, though my dream car is still the Challenger Hellcat, the CTS-V Coupe would be my 2nd choice. Unfortunately, whenever I see one, the Corvorado pimp-mobile is the first thing comes to mind. It really is an unholy hybrid of Cadillac and Corvette.
Couldn’t the Cadillac XLR also technically be called that?
the only one i can think of is the Vauxhall Corsa. the Chavmobile
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Toyota: Yotota
Ford Sierra: Riesa (Finnish for “nuisance” or “annoyance”)
Ford Fiesta: Rieska (a type of flat bread)
Volvo: Lolvo
Skoda: (S)gouda
Opel Corsa: Sorsa (duck (the bird) in Finnish)
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Toyota : Yoda
Jeep : Heep
Toyota Tacoma : Taco
Any fancy lifted 4x4 that only sees pavement : Mall Crawler
Suzuki Sammari : Sammy
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Any BMW: douche
Older generation Jettas than mine: dad
90s Audi’s: serpentine belt replacement
Any SUV: moms mover
Work truck: truck
Prestige trucks: redneck limo
Small SUVs: mini wannabe package
And any muscle car: little dick mover
Forgot
Any riced car: weeb mobile
Any old Lincoln: drug dealer
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Ford Focus: Fuckus
Ford Explorer: Exploder
Saab 9-2X: Saabaru
Toyota Prius: Toyota Penis
Fiat 124 Spider (The new one): Fiata
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Fiat 125p - Duży Fiat
Fiat 126p - Malczan, Maluch
FSO Polonez - Poldolot ( 
)
Lamborghini Aventador - Aventy
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Tak bardzo ktoś coś zrozumie 