Hi.
We are cheese motors. We strive to break the barrier of awesome. Our first vehicle, the ultraubercar, is meant to overwhelm you with itโs performance capabilities. Prepare your faces, for the ultraubercar is set to lick it. HHHEHHEE!
As you can see, it is a true performance machine.
The headlights were specially engineered by our lighting team to give superior visibility while rolling through the KFC drive through.
Since downforce and cooling are very important issues when building a dupercar, our ventage team added two modern front grilles along with a performancespeed front lip.
The downforce continues with the roof spoiler. The rear end is too conformist, and we discovered that putting on the roof makes it more aerodynamic and holds you in your seat better. It is also paper thin for better speeds.
Being unable to open your door because you are too stupid to find the handle is a growing issue, affect 1-2 people each year. With the ultraubercar, that is no longer an issue. You can rest easy. From this angle you can also see the side indicators specially made for indecisive people. Also visible are the sidescoops, which are mounted facing the ground. That way they can vacuum the road as you drive, leaving two very thin stripes of cleanliness behind you. The triangular hole gives an extra 25 HP.
This is also the James May edition, complete with staggered size performance exhaust.
For a car this fast, you need a really big engine! We think our engine team did a splendid job.
What do you do when you are out of wheels? Find some from a train, wrap them in tires, and then engineer them to have floating spokes.
The ultraubercar starts at only $100,990,995,500,450,999!