Some random day in June 2019
Somewhere in Southern Spain probably on my laptop
Some weird alternate dimension where Automation cars are actually real
It’s me. Hi. It appears the time has come for me to pick another car out of the many wonderful entries you’ve sent to me, thank you all very much. Well, that is the ones that actually could make cars that meet actual regulations but we’ll ignore that problem for now. I’ve taken in the information and I am now going to visit my favourite car information website km77.com and spec the cars up to your suggestions in order to see if they would be suitable for me. Here is to hoping I can find something that would appeal to me and get me away from this vicious loop of only owning Ford Focuseseseses…
Shall we get going then? I’m going to break this down into a simple PROS and CONS system for what I like about each entry and what I don’t like and see if it is worth taking for a spin.
Please note, I might be a bit too brutally honest here for some. Please don’t take it personally.
@Vena.Sera423 - FWM-Howl Amavi GS
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PROS
I mean… I don’t think it is completely hideous
Fantastic safety technologyCONS
Although a sporty design, the front looks like one car and the back looks like a riced out early 00s car
Engine is too powerful and large for a young person like me to reasonably be insuring it
Pretty awful fuel consumption
Absolutely apalling standard equipment list
Pretty limited cargo spaceFinal verdict:
@Mythrin - Ceder Foré Mk6 1.3 Entice
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PROS
Thoroughly modern and cohesive design all around
Reasonably potent and small capacity engine gives decent performance and should be easy to insure
Fantastic running costs
Reasonably practical
What appears to be a good reliability recordCONS
Could be offered with slightly more tech
Safety rating isn’t exactly the best
Will I like an automatic gearbox?Final verdict: Test drive!
@Niveon - Camblin Gallus 1.8Ti AllTrek
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PROS
…ehCONS
Design seems to be a bit all over the place
Really rather sluggish
Fuel economy could be better
Larger engine means more expensive to insure (although lower power helps a bit)
Safety rating isn’t the best
Inferior reliability
Could do with some more techFinal verdict:
@LinkLuke - LLA Blanco Mk7 ST4
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PROS
I’m going to be honest I’m drawing a blank here, tooCONS
Far too powerful for what I’m realistically looking for (insurance problems)
Could’ve done with some more tech
Pretty terrible fuel consumption and servicing costs
Looks rather awful with its massive headlights and the entire back end was quite the bold choiceFinal verdict:
@Lava_Cake - Bauer Illiad Vt
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PROS
Very quick without being unreasonable with amount of power or sticking a huge engine in it
Fantastic interior and brilliant technology
Very spacious
Decent modern design, but…CONS
…I’m not the biggest fan of the look
Pretty terrible reliability
Overly expensive to service
Some questionable engineering choicesFinal verdict: but very, very close to getting a test drive
@Rezn.TM - Masada Inertia RP
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PROS
The rear design looks mostly modern and sporty
Impressive safety technologyCONS
Possibly just a touch powerful and rapid using a slightly larger than desired engine
The front design doesn’t match nor is as modern as the rear design
3 doors is really rather impractical for me
Maybe a just the slightest touch on the small sideFinal verdict:
@Jaimz - DMC Vyper
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PROS
It isn’t a snake in the grass… supposedly
Interior materials are niceCONS
A lot of poor decisions were made when designing this car resulting in something pretty hideous
As much as I love the idea of power, this is too fast and is going to kill my wallet to insure
Speaking of killing my wallet, it also has diabolical servicing costs and bad fuel economy
Really rather small boot
There are also some questionable engineering choices going on hereFinal verdict:
@mart1n2005 - Courageux Quinze GT-Tech
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PROS
Adequate performance
Should be affordable to insure
Running costs are acceptable
Impressive safety technology
Relatively spacious and practical
Plenty of standard toysCONS
It’s missing a door handle
Even though it is a solid car, it looks like a facelift of a car that came out 10+ years agoFinal verdict: if only just
@DoctorNarfy - Shromet Parvus Coupe
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PROS
Absolutely exceptional safety rating and safety technology
A true modern design with standout presence and a definite wild-card in this
Strong performance without being over-the-top
Immensely spacious
Very good levels of standard equipment
Suprisingly affordable to run, if only justCONS
Do I really want a coupe SUV?
Reliability record isn’t exactly brilliant
Probably still would be quite expensive to insureFinal verdict: Test drive!
@balkanski_brat - Fugitso Leopard SX
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PROS
Absolutely fantastic design with aggressive parts and brilliant yellow paint
Very strong performance without being excessive
Affordable to run
On the cheaper side to lease
Fair amounts of interior space and boot roomCONS
Could’ve done with a tad more equipment
Maybe just a tad too powerful?Final verdict: Test drive!
@Lazar - EFI Najimi
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PROS
Exceptional modern design that is really rather striking
Offers plenty of standard tech features
Much like most of these hatchbacks, offers decent interior spaceCONS
Too much power and performance for what I need or would want to pay for
RWD and staggered tyres is not a budget-friendly solution
Reliability record could be improved uponFinal verdict:
@EddyBT - Ibex XSR
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PROS
Absolutely ideal amounts of performance from a fantastic engine
Brilliant levels of standard equipment
Very impressive safety technology
Impressive reliability record
Great amounts of room on the insideCONS
I’m not being blown away by the way it looksFinal verdict: Test drive, just! I just wish I was more excited by the design
@Xepy - Milae Vertex SCE15 S Aero
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PROS
Very punchy engine offering very satisfactory levels of performance
Extraordinary reliability record
Thoroughly impressive fuel consumption
Very affordable lease
The design certainly has some hits…CONS
…but there are certain parts I just find that are a miss huh (but it’s mostly nice)
Really rather miniscule boot
Possibly a little bit too much performance
Could also get away with some more standard tech
I’ve noted it down as the “lean, mean, min-max machine” for some reason… hmm…Final verdict:
@yangx2 - Huangdou CC Allure 1.5 Sport
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PROS
Lovely little warbly 3-cylinder engine offers really decent performance
Impressive interior quality
Equally impressive standard technology
Oh boy, it’s even got impressive safety tech as well
Exceptional fuel consumption and affordable servicing
Looks like a really rather reasonable crossoverCONS yes it actually has them
This is really rather small in size. Like really it is a short little city car on stilts
Tiny baby wheels don’t look sporty
Why would I want a tiny little crossover when I can have a more spacious, lower-riding hatchback?Final verdict:
@CriticalSet9849 - Shunga Kaisei 1.5 Spec S
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PROS
Another fruity little engine that offers very pleasant amounts of performance
Impressive fuel consumption and affordable servicing
Generally spacious inside
Affordable leasingCONS
Is this Donald Trump? It is orange and it looks like it is trying to say Chaaaiinaah to me
It has the face only a mother could love
Wait did I just refer to the same issue twice?
Lacking in terms of standard equipmentFinal verdict:
@abg7 - GEC GC2 1.2
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PROS
Simply mind-blowing running costs thanks to incredible fuel consumption
Exceptional record for reliability
One of the more spacious hatchbacks I’ve hadCONS
It looks about as exciting to look at as going to the dentist or getting a colonoscopy
Woefully underpowered. Horrendously so. Mega slow.Final verdict:
@Mikonp7 - Renwoo Mingel or is it Mingle? Mingel? Minge? …no
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PROS
This tiny little engine is absolutely awesome in theory
A very impressive set of materials used on the inside
Competent levels of standard tech
Great range of safety featuresCONS
Pretty miniscule inside due to the rear-engine setup (which also isn’t ideal)
Small engine gives small engine performance. It’s a bit slow
Tiny, tiny wheels make me feel sad
Considering it is slow and has a tiny engine running costs aren’t exactly great
Considering it is small the lease could’ve been cheaper
The design is a very mixed bagFinal verdict:
@Rk38 - Maesima Prova Tz 2.0 ActivBoost-E 6AT FWD
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PROS
I mean just take a moment and look at it. 10/10 (except those 16" wheels they look basic af)
Just the right amount of performance to feel brisk without being stupid
Very affordable to run thanks to good fuel consumption and servicing costs
It’s yet another spacious hatchback, wouldn’t you believe it?CONS
The nice performance comes from quite a large engine which could be an insurance problem
Would be even better with a few more toys as standard
Safety could be improved just a little bitFinal verdict: Test drive, but only because the looks make up for the shortfallings… just.
@vouge - Haneu G30 GS line
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PROS
Fantastic compact engine is able to provide perfect amounts of performance
Stellar reliability record
Incredibly cheap to fuel and affordable servicing
Lease is exceptionally affordable
Looks absolutely brilliantCONS
A little bit down on standard technology
Maybe the boot could be a little biggerFinal verdict: Test drive!
@zschmeez - Albatross Turlock 1.8T
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PROS
Impressive, punchy performance
Really rather exceptional fuel consumption
It is another practical hatchback
The lease is stupidly affordableCONS
There are many reasons why it is affordable…
Although not ugly, the design is rather bland
Performance might just be a bit too much and could increase insurance
Lacking a bit of standard equipment
Room for improvement on the safety ratingFinal verdict: but only just cheap but doesn’t quite make up for the cons
@MrChips - CMW CR140 Modern Line
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PROS
It’s another one of those warbly three-pots again with decent performance
Fantastic interior build quality
Very impressive fuel consumption
Sharp, modern, cohesive and aggressive styling
Offers a truly different proposition of a spacious RWD “driver-focused” sedanCONS
Could’ve done with just a bit more standard tech
Will the dual-clutch gearbox be a bit jerky?Final verdict: Test drive!
@goblin95 - Tengu Ara Sport
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PROS
This thing looks like it is a full-on hot hatchback with its mega-sporty styling
Perfectly adequate amounts of power and performance
Impressive interior quality
A great array of standard equipment features
Another stellar reliability reportCONS
It may look sporty, but it is just sporty slapped on top of a rather meh design with some weird proportions
Premium inside, sporty outside, performance is no more than adequate. Identity crisis? What should it be?Final verdict: if only just
@thecarlover - Solo Wave
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PROS
It may look a little bit average but that paint job is absolutely fantastic
Sufficient performance from an engine that isn’t too big
Impressive safety technology and a remarkable safety rating
Fuel consumption and servicing costs are nice and affordableCONS
Once again, I just wish it had a little bit more standard tech
It might just be a little, tiny bit sluggish compared to the restFinal verdict: Test drive!
@donutsnail - SAV 96s
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PROS
Just the kind of punchy performance I was looking for without being a problem
A very impressive standard safety kit accompanied by respectable safety ratings
Rather an affordable leaseCONS
I think there must have been a major incident in the design lab because this looks like a mess in places
I sound like a broken record but there is a distinct lack of toys for me to play with
The running costs aren’t exactly the cheapestFinal verdict:
@Repti - Rhisuki Sanda Dash
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PROS
A very smart and modern design at the front of the car
Sweet N/A engine that revs high sounds like the perfect engine, and it offers good performance
Safety ratings are exceptionally good as is the available safety tech
Affordable servicing
One of the more spacious hatchbacks sentCONS
It may be smart and modern from the front, but the proportions on the side are weird and the back is not it
Sweet N/A sounds like a good idea, but it returns some rather poor fuel consumption
Repeat after me: it lacks in standard equipmentFinal verdict:
@Navara - Yaman Whisk SE
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PROS
A nice, punchy engine with very respectable performance
Impressive fuel consumption
Reliability records look very good indeed
Possibly the most practical hatchback of them all
Very affordable on lease (less than stated on the ad actually hmmm)CONS
As much as I love the performance it’s probably a little bit too much from an engine that’s a little too big
This design, although modern, is too bold for me at the front and really bland at the back
Something about lacking equipment againFinal verdict:
@nialloftara - Centauri Commune GTS
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PROS
Umm… well I suppose it’s cheap to fuel and lease.CONS
Vents and other design elements everywhere that make no sense making it look really hideous
Far too much power from an engine that is way too big making insurance a big problem
Can you believe that this car also suffers from not having enough standard tech?Final verdict:
That concludes all of the valid submissions
This leaves me with quite a few cars to go out and get a test drive for. In fact, that is a total of 8 cars so I’m almost certain to find something I like from this. Surely, right?
Congratulations to:
@Mythrin
@DoctorNarfy
@balkanski_brat
@EddyBT
@Rk38
@vouge
@MrChips
@thecarlover
You have progressed to the test drives, where you will have me go around testing your vehicle and thoroughly making sure that I roast the living shit out of you, moan about something that could only be a first world problem, and ultimately still pick a Ford Focus anyway. Maybe not though, something might just be worth it as well.
Once again, thanks for participating! and with a bit of luck the absolute shitstorm that’s been going on here has ended, too!