CSR 163 - Spontaneous Tomfoolery, Begin! [SUBMISSIONS ARE CLOSED]

That body set you used for this roided-up Vista could form the basis for an 80s/90s SUV if you tried, but the Vista is not an SUV; instead, it’s a K-Car minivan with the guts of a 3000GT. Well done!

For Sale:
2004 Kamaka Tropical Lounge Concept


The Tropical Lounge concept was Kamaka’s vision of an urban mobile office lounge for 15 years into the future. What a big promise that was, huh? The first and only time the public got to see it was at the 2004 Tokyo Motor Show, but since then, it was never seen again, until it was recently uncovered in this abandoned warehouse. It’s a miracle that it even still exists outside of a scrapyard.

The Tropical Lounge has seats for six people, with 4 of them able to be swiveled in any direction. The gigantic dashboard has a 23 inch touchscreen which when the doors are open, the seats can slide outward and the dashboard can be moved to the middle to become a table.

However, something peculiar about this is it was stated to be fully electric, which it looks like both inside and out, but instead there’s a boring 1.6 liter 4 banger powering the front wheels. Whether it was at some point converted or it was never electric in the first place we’ll never know; any info about this at all is likely lost to time.

With the recently renewed interest in the Frutiger Aero aesthetic, the Tropical Lounge will be sure to turn some heads, even when this car is supposed to be mainly function over form. Just look at the little guy. He demands a new owner. Now.

But if you decide that you want to buy it, be extra careful that you never get in an accident, because this was really not designed with safety in mind. This thing is made of cheap fiberglass so you’re very likely to get turned into a human slushie, but more importantly, one of the greatest obscure concept cars will be history. :frowning_face:

$15,240


Details:

  • Year: 2004
  • Make: Kamaka
  • Model: Tropical Lounge
  • Model Variant: -
  • Model Trim: -
  • Engine: 1.6L I4
  • Transmission: Automatic
  • Drivetrain: FWD
  • Body Style: Minivan
  • Doors: 4
  • Driver Side: Right Hand Drive
  • Ext. Color: White, Green
  • Int. Color: Green, Blue

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By Xepy and @kookie

1992 Tristella Pavonini

Lore

The idea for the Pavonini originated in the mid-1980s, where cash flow was abundant and ambitious designs were highly sought after. It was hidden under wraps for the most part, but rumors and test mules appeared in the years leading to the 90s, with Tristella teasing for a few years regarding their next greatest model. After several delays, the Tristella Pavonini was finally unveiled to the world in 1991. The “Peacock” was to be a halo car, a demonstration of what was now possible after nearly two decades of the highly successful Accipiter’s production run. It was a model of many firsts for Tristella - all-wheel drive, active aerodynamics, active suspension, computerized automatic transmission; along with its unique showpieces: a sliding, hiding sliding hardtop roof and vertical sliding doors that both open and close in under 5 seconds. It also had electronic stability control and of course, sleek futuristic styling. Paired with it was a V12 making 500 horsepower, and it sounded like it should have been a recipe for success.

After the launch in 1992, the reality set in for Tristella and the Pavonini. Each car, with all its ambitious and complicated tech was sold at a loss. It was also very heavy, coming in at over 1600kg and under performed in comparison to the other halo cars of its time, despite the tech and high power assisting it heavily. And with how expensive it was and how the reviews were going, the sales were also far too low. Within Tristella as well, the board was wanting for an entry into the new GT-1 programme at this point, which was ill suited for the Pavonini that was conceptualized and designed mainly during Group B regulations, not to mention its demeanor of being more like a grand tourer. After 1993 and a short two year model run, Tristella stopped production of the Pavonini to focus on the less complicated, more track focused Noctua, which would use the Pavonini’s base platform but cutting most of its tech for weight savings. The Noctua was then continually developed for the next couple of years as a strong competitor in the GT-1 class, as well as selling far better than its short lived predecessor.

It was estimated that less than 100 units were produced in total during its production run.

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FOR SALE:

1992 Tristella Pavonini Supercar - a rare and unique supercar of the early 90s, bred and designed in Italy by Tristella. With a 500HP V12, it is definitely not a hypermiler, but definitely has performance and character. Everything is working mechanically - doors and roof slide open as intended and seals have recently been replaced.

Driven occasionally, only in during summer. Body and paint has been maintained or stored in enclosed garage. Still painted in factory and press colour “Nouvo Acqua”, with a blue leather interior. Maintenance has been followed as per manual, but as with all supercars of this era extra care is needed. Sold as is and will not be entertaining refunds. Will allow test drives to interested buyers ONLY.

Asking price of $20000.

FAQ:
Q:Can I drive with the doors down?
A: Yes.

Q: Will the doors/ roof slice my fingers off?
A: If you’re dumb probably.

Q: How is the rear visibility?
A: Use the side mirrors, interior mirror is literally useless.

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This looks like the year 2006 as a car

I love it

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Windows vista looking car fr

That has to be the raddest, maddest, and baddest thing you’ve ever made! It looks for all the world like it’s built on a body set not yet seen in Automation, but my best guess is either the '98 Stradale or the '95 American Dream - my initial thought was that it used the '87 NSX-like body set, until I realized that its engine bay was too short for the big V12 you ended up with. And in terms of philosophy, the Pavonini was basically what the 3000GT/Stealth would’ve been if it were a flagship Euro halo supercar - but lessons learned from its failure led to the lighter, more focused Noctua.

It’s actually the antithesis to my '95 LVC LS60, which, in its current form, is a raw, pure, and stripped-back beast in the vein of the Noctua, whereas the Pavonini that spawned it was intended to be an all-around grand tourer wrapped in a supercar body, with all the high-tech stuff available to Tristella’s engineers in the early '90s and a whole lot more.

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is anyone even going to read this? I guess I'll just put a spaceship here (_)(_)=====D~~

FOR SALE:
1998 PG42 Planar Genoace EX-A 2.5

$11,693 FIRM

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For sale is this excellent example of Australian weirdness, a PG42 series Planar Genoace EX-A.

For those that don’t know it, the EX-A is already pretty weird, with Planar’s Clarity styling of the late 90’s giving it translucent plastic all over the car, most prominently on the bumpers. But being that every Planar of the time had that, that’s not what makes it interesting, real nerds can already tell from its non-Planar colour, but the EX-A is a special edition of the EX-S hot hatch with an Amberly 2.5L twin turbo V8 smashed into the front.

The V8 isn’t the only unique feature for the EX-A, with it also getting wheels from the flagship Danazine EX-S, a similar bonnet scoop with a translucent panel to let you see the V8, a special orange leather steering wheel and gear knob, a standard Minidisc deck (yes, Minidisc), and subtle Amberly badging (being just a red grille slat up front).

Outside of those slightly boy racer touches, however, the EX-A barely looks like a hot hatch, which was how Planar decided to market it, a true sleeper from the factory. In terms of performance it isn’t anything special compared to modern cars, with a theoretical 5.8 second 0-100, but in reality you’re going to be lunching your front tyres for about that long with it putting 240kw through just the front tyres. Does make it great fun at red lights though.

Fuel economy is… alright, and the emissions are good enough for even the strictest of cities, but make no mistake, this car is an enthusiast’s car through and through. Its had nearly $10,000 spent on it over the past couple of years, which ends up with a car if excellent mechanical condition, but keeping in mind that a fifth of that is a service and you start to get an idea of what one of these costs to run.

So if you’re an enthusiast wanting a car that always keeps you on your toes, but is rewarding when you get it right, send me a DM! NO LOWBALLERS, TYRE KICKERS, OR JOYRIDERS, THIS IS A SERIOUS CAR FOR A SERIOUS BUYER!!! $11,693 firm to pay my ex-wife’s alimony, already better than market value so do NOT try to haggle with me.

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Made with the help of @Vento

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$12,514

2009 Revven Tornos 3.7 ZL AWD for sale

110k miles

excellent condition, recent oil change and fresh summer tires. transmission and airbag recall service completed 20k miles ago

automatic transmission, this is a ZL not a ZSL. as mentioned above the recall service was done on the transmission and has been shifting better than ever.

original window sticker, most service records, and owners manual (and the cool 3.7 ZL addition) in glovebox. first-aid kit and roadside kit are in trunk.

firm price, may trade for a clean Scorpio GT370 but otherwise be reasonable!

Lore

Revven is a subsidiary of AMTjapan, previously known as RevvenJapan.


(@Atomic Skyhawk brand name credit)


The “Tournos” concept would make its world debut at the 2002 North American International Auto Show in Detroit in January. It was Revven designers’ quest "…to make the concept of owning a minivan appealing to all people, by removing the strong negative imagery associated with owning and driving a minivan. [This] meant more universal, Revven style, the same or more room and utility as any minivan, and the driving feel and comfort of a regular car or wagon.

We achieved this by taking the same shared platform as our Ryu and Revven premium and luxury sedans, wagons, and crossovers, extending and lowering it to maximize interior space while preserving ride comfort. [You’ll] also notice the amount of glass letting light into the cabin, the drop in the beltline and the twin or triple optional glass roof panels. It gives illusion of more open space to passengers."


The 2004-2009 “MVG50L” (based on the VG1 architecture) platform Tornos no longer shared a platform with Skyhawk’s C-Body offerings, instead opting for the VG1 architecture’s car-like handling, comfort, and performance capabilities.

---Platform stuff---

The VG1 and VG2 platform, known for its “front-midships” engine location, has the engine pushed as close to the firewall as possible to reduce load on the front suspension and shift the center of mass closer to the center of the vehicle. This also creates a weight distribution as close to 50:50 as possible, and enables the wheels to be placed close to the corners for better handling.

The VG1 platform debuted first with the 2001 VG29 Ryu S-series/Revven Horizon, and used as the basis for nearly all of Revven’s rear and all-wheel drive monocoque applications.

The VG2 platform, an evolution of the VG1 architecture, was used in the 2008+ Revven GT550 grand tourer.


(@rotomfan Ryu brand name credit)
(@DrDoomD1scord Pyongyang)


Applications (VG1 platform)

  • Ryu S-series/Revven Horizon - VG29 code
  • Ryu S-Series/Revven Horizon - VG30 code
  • Ryu S44/Revven Horizon - VG31 code

  • Ryu S-series/Revven Horizon Coupe/Revven Scorpio GT350 - VGC29 code
  • Ryu S-series/Revven Horizon Coupe/Revven Scorpio GT370 - VGC30 code
  • Ryu S55-series/Revven Horizon Coupe - VGC31 code

  • Ryu SL-series/Revven Executive - UG29 code
  • Ryu SL-series/Revven Executive - UG30 code

  • Ryu XS-series/Revven Horizon Crossover - CVG29 code
  • Ryu XS-series/Revven Horizon Crossover - CVG30 code

  • Ryu XL-series - XVG29 code
  • Ryu XL77 - XVG29 code

  • Pyongyang Ambassador - GVG31 code

  • Revven Sterling - MGC29 code
  • Revven Tornos - MVG50L code

Applications (VG2 platform)

  • Revven GT550 VG40X code
Specs

2009 Revven Tornos 3.7 ZL AWD


Tornos

greek for tour/tourism or lathe/circle


3.7 V6



ZL

Special sports luxury trim. 7 speed advanced-automatic transmission.

twin rear glass panels “toaster config” no retractable sunroof in front

orange leather!


AWD (specifically ZL AWD)

Helical all-wheel drive and helical LSDs


0-60MPH in 6.2 seconds
P245/50/R18 sport tires all around




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2009 Revven Tornos 3.7 ZL AWD (Automatic Transmission)

Thanks to @rotomfan and @Atomic for lore help

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1990 LSAZ 3199 ‘Potok’ for sale by owner

Price: $4442

Kilometers: 123,456

Year: 1990

Make: LSAZ

Model: 3199 Potok

Drive Type: RWD

Engine: 4-cyl

Transmission: Manual

Selling a rare all original 1990 LSAZ 3199 Potok. Original teal paint with dark/light grey interior. Regularly serviced while in my care, hasn’t needed much beyond what you’d expect from the age.

So what is this? Well, the 3199 (nicknamed ‘Potok’ or ‘Flow’ due to its shape) is the last car developed by LSAZ before the fall of the USSR and when the company was restructured as a private entreprise for the free market. Under circumstances that are still debated, the tooling for the 3199 was destroyed in early 1992 so its existence was brief, making it rare.

This was an attempt at making a completely original and economical car for some of the Soviet population that was slightly “more equal than others,” so it’s not basic transportation like a Lada but more akin to a Volga. What makes this car the most unusual is that LSAZ took the chassis and boxer engine from their COE van and flipped it around, making this a weird body on frame rear engine car. This was all to keep the interior spacious and to give the car a very aerodynamic shape while also saving as much government money as possible on development and production costs.

The interior is pretty simple with a 4-speed manual that’s carried over from the van with the engine. Space is decent, it’s a midsize car, and while nothing is fancy the plastics, fabric, and vinyl all feel pretty heavy duty. The radio and tape deck are original and still work but sound quality is not great. The frunk is fairly small but then all the extra space above that boxer engine in the back is used by a full size spare, the jack, and the basic tool kit that Soviet cars usually had.

So how does it drive? Well, it does feel a bit oversteery as you’d expect when you try and push it. It’s not fast either, since the engine makes just under 100 hp. 0-100 km/h takes almost 13s if you really try. What is nice is that it averages 8.7L/100 km, which was definitely much better than a lot of Soviet cars at the time. There was definitely a lot of effort put in to make it drive and feel like a normal car without being expensive, so it’s surprisingly smooth and comfortable under normal use.

It’s one of the many weird cars that belonged my great uncle before he passed and he said he traded his old Mercedes for it from the original owner back in the 90s. He brought it over when he moved back from Europe and it mostly sat in his barn since, with only the occasional outing. We’re clearing out the barn and since nobody in the family wants it, it’s now ready for another good home. Asking only $4442.

Here are some scanned photos from the original brochure:

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Anyone who hasn't put up their ads yet are given 48 hours to post them.

Thanks everyone for participating in this CSR. It’s only my second time hosting the premiere challenge series of the forum, and I did not foresee the job promotion and the added responsibilities piling up. But I will get the results out as soon as I can. Best of luck to all the participants.

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Supplementary Lore

In 1993, Arlington Automotive would announce the discontinuation of their Warren brand. With few real hits to its name, the “all plush no sport” part of the company’s portfolio - so appealing back in the 1970s and early 1980s - would fade away by 1997, with Arlington and Somervell splitting the former marque’s market segments between themselves.

This, the Brigantine, is an apt example of how the brand’s paradigm simply did not work in the 1990s. The 1988 redesign yielded a car which was extremely luxurious, replete with futuristic touches like a broad and fully-instrumented digital dash, flowing interior lines, an aerodynamic front and that bold WARREN indent lettering on the rear bumper. But underneath? It was quite literally no different from the generation that came before in the late 1970s, a body-on-frame, longitudinal-FWD street cruiser. Okay, maybe it grew a few inches after the product planners shrewdly perceived that the age of downsizing was done.

And then there’s that engine under the hood. The Brigantine could be had with a corporate Arlington OHC V8 - but the Warren oldheads for some reason insisted on keeping their old, 70s-era “big block V6” as the base engine. Complete with a 4-barrel, no less. The engineers did too good of a job with the emissions controls and let this abomination stay on all the way until 1993.

So, to sum it up: An admittedly beautiful hyper-luxury yacht which was mechanically overdue for retirement 30 years ago… Let’s see what you make of it today.

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1998 Tiburon Panamerica
@Kyorg and @Karhgath

The 1998 Tiburon Panamerica was built exactly twice. As Tiburon's heydey of the 80s and 90s came to a close and the turn of the millennium crept ever closer, the Panamerica was a rebellious strike against the modern age. Built during the height of the swing revival, the Panamerica captured the hearts of the few people who saw it at various car shows and on obscure internet forums.

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Styled after the opulent aerodynamically focused art deco cars of the 30s, the Panamerica concept was still very much a modern car through and through, at least for 1998. Tiburon's concept department undertook the unreasonably expensive task of making every concept produced a fully functional vehicle; the exterior may be built out of fiberglass, but every interior component is fully functional and ahead of its time. The Satellite navigation system even still works, as long as you have the old nav discs.

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That takes us to today; Tiburon filed for bankruptcy 7 years ago. For the last 8 years, they've had all of their old concepts in a warehouse somewhere in Detroit, miraculously kept alive on battery tenders. Unfortunately, as money has run dry, that warehouse has been shut down, and a handful of cars from this collection were repossessed and are now being auctioned off by the government; This leaves a handful of would be buyers a once in a lifetime opportunity; the two existing models of this concept have gone on sale, with bids closing soon, and no reserve.


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Got somewhere to be?
New for 1998, Akabira's Kamui can take you anywhere. But what if you want to stay there, too? Kamui will make you shout "Wahoo!" from the mountaintops as you realize it can be your cozy home on wheels, anywhere you like!

Kamui's Wahoo! line features a fully-fledged camper on the back of your competent companion, including a pop-up loft for your beds. The full-size spare and maintenance kit is now mounted snugly inside the hood, ensuring your travels can remain worry-free.

Kamui Wahoo! can be optioned with multiple powertrains, including the powerful DZT turbodiesel motor, and fully lockable 4WD.

So what are you waiting for? Find out how much of the world can be as cozy as home with Akabira's Kamui... Wahoo!
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The Akabira Kamui is poised as an off-road oriented utilitarian SUV, with a wide variety of variations for different markets and market segments. One of the lesser known configurations was the partly-outsourced and ultimately short-lived “Wahoo!” line, meant to draw in “buyers with a sense of adventure”[sic] with outdoorsy-type appeal. What you get here is more or less an SUV with the back half turned into a camper, not unlike an old Toyota Chinook or other similar creatures. This being a DZT trim, however, gives it a turbodiesel version of Akabira’s signature boxer offerings. Combined with a fully lockable 4x4 drivetrain, it’s a fairly capable brick, even when it comes to fuel economy. However, very few were made overall during the pre-facelift run of the given generation (years 98-01) in part due to production costs, but mainly because dealerships had no idea what to do with them. The line was discontinued by the post-facelift years. Most are not in very good shape anymore, particularly due to a tendency for the pop-up roof to… pop-down during heavy rain or snow prior to a recall.
That didn’t help sales either.

This example is from the introductory year, has been well maintained despite routine use, and even has a clean title (wow!). The asking price is a shockingly low $8,980… the seller must think it’s only worth as much as the Kamui it’s based on. Will it make you shout “Wahoo!” from atop a mountain, or is this brick to end all bricks best left as an echo in the valley?

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Quick Announcement!


Hello you beautiful fucknuggets, I’ve been away from my place due to -

1/ Personal family issues
2/ Work related bootcamp

Which means I’ve been away from my PC as well for this whole last week till now.

I know I know, it’s a recurring theme at this point that every time the cock man hosts a challenge, something in his life pops up and things go tits up. I’m aware of the memes.

But I’m backeth and CSR results will be coming in soon. I promise to drop something worthwhile by tomorrow. Thank you so much for everyone’s patience!

PS: Turnover

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REVIEWS Pt. 1!

1st Round Knock-outs


I will make this round as quick as possible as cars in this round have managed to be either:

  • Uninteresting to talk about
    or
  • Forcefully quirky

onceasuper by @Mausil

This is less of a first round bin and more of an instabin. I’m gonna be fast with this.

The lore claims this once “super car” had its engine stolen and had it swapped with a 10L V8 pushing a measly 243 horsepower and relatively measly 1100 nm torque.

Forget the engine swap gymnastics for a bit, did the guy steal the fixtures from it too? There’s a grand total of 14 fixtures on the car and none of them even attempt to make it look right.

I appreciate the detail of making the car do a carolina squat since the engine is supposedly crushing the suspensions. However, just because the game let you fit a longitudinal 10L V8 truck motor in there, doesn’t mean it’d ACTUALLY fit in there. That’s not how engine mounts work. Forget the suspension, the engine would fall off the car’s guts from sheer weight of it. Even if you did manage to mount the engine somehow with the electronics intact as you showed here, a truck transmission won’t fit in the car and the stock transmission would end itself on the first gearshift.

Not gonna bother with the exhaust pipe, but what the bejeesus is this?

Are they rusted out or are they forged out of someone’s shart?

:wastebasket:


Perata Milano SV4 @TaxEvasion

This little goof is honestly not a bad car. Some glaring issues I’ve found is the sort of contradictions found in the engineering. The company could afford to put multilink rear suspensions at the back, but didn’t bother with a proper helical AWD system, used a clutched LSD like old cars instead of a helical or viscous LSD, and twin-tube dampers like a shitbox spec? Not mentioning the 2-3 race mods, they’re fine.

Suspension tuning also leaves much to be desired. The 9200 RPM limit is indeed fun but with hilariously stiff springs, 0.3 bar of pressure from the rather massive turbos tell me that if the racing version of this car existed as the lore text suggests, it would’ve been quite the catastrophe because this is basically an average German grandma’s Jetta TDi with an extra cylinder. It’s good fun with all the boyracer bits and the power is there to go to 100 km/h under 6 seconds but when it comes to other sporty bits like taking a corner or giving you a joyous experience, it falls severely flat.

It’s fun to take cars like these apart and fix the mistakes automakers made while engineering them and turn them into a more capable machine. Unfortunately, the Milano faces seriously stiff competition.

Choice quote from Jazz:

“It’s like a worse Neon SRT4, at least that thing managed to corner well.”

:wastebasket:


Primus Persua 1.2 CL young @Happyhungryhippo

I like this little nugget. It’s peak chav car. I enjoy cars like these because they’re generally overbuilt for their purpose, are reliable, built with materials forged out of the cheapest plastic but easy to replace and repair.

3 cylinders and 82 horsepower pushing this 1 ton nugget actually gets a decent fuel mileage and gets to highway speed in juuust over 11 seconds. FWD transverse 5 spd MT configuration and very simplistic electronical engineering choices mean there’s plenty of room to mod the shit out of this car.

Realistically, whatever’s left after buying this car, anyone with a budget overhead of 20k would be able to de-shittify this car very easily. And what a shame, because that was not this round’s goal. If the challenge was to make something that’s relatively shitboxy, has a charm, can be had for cheap and has tons of modding capabilities like a Hyundai Getz/Accent, this would’ve been up there.

But as it stands, the “quirks” it has like the metro-lookin ass seats, the insanely horrid hot pink/purple whatever paint, the “young” badge on the side and just being stupidly cheap on all fronts.

I know how you enjoy these rather boring cars and in this case I enjoy these too, but it’s falling under the scope of this challenge.

Choice quote from Jazz:

“Perfect for a Mighty Car Mods video. Maybe for our channel too one day… but not for this video, no.”

:wastebasket:


Pittsburgh Callahan Type S Maxi @Rise_Comics

You are not convincing me this was an official WRC contending car. You are not. Get outta here with that.

Let’s get the looks out of the way.

Headlights are about 10-12 years too new, everything else is about 6-7 years behind especially the rear end on its own. And you left the fuckoff big red beamng camera visible.

Intricate interior though, I’ll give you that.

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Surely you could let it rev out 500 more revs? It actually lets the engine perform BETTER.

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Torque steer, negative steering feel and bleeding edge active parts in a 90s official WRC car. Yeah buddy we’re making it outta Ouninpohja with this one.

Choice quote from Jazz:

“Hah, WRC… they wish. Probably some homebuilt race car with donor parts from other cars mishmashed together. For the 16 grand asking price, I could buy an actual Evo or a WRX.”

:wastebasket:


AVG E70 by @Djadania

The AVG E70, not to be confused by abg7, he’s still stuck at version 7.0.

Same thing really.

If the joke was for it to be a really shit looking car with semi-decent internals, then unfortunately the execution for the said shit look was also shit. It’s bad and not in a charming way, pardon my bluntness.

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Great taillight housing though!

Explain to me what cups are fitting in that cupholder space other than a small McCafe cup, and how the fuck the driver is reaching that far without crashing?

I believe we have a trademark violation lawsuit coming from Moroza. I understand why parts of it is done that way but it’s a bit much lol.

This is an insanely packaged car btw. It has superbly high end bells and whistles like ACTIVE COMFORT suspension and lightweight AHS steel construction.

Riddle me this though:

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Whadafuq? Why LSD?

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Oh cooling flaps, I wonder what the powerplant is…

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Oh…

So you have a kei car engine, in a decently large 2.4m wheelbase hatchback that’s been squished from the back, and the lore tells me this is simultaneously a luxury, eco, sportscar. And apparently it also sold a few thousand examples? And it’s gonna cost me $9889?

Choice quote from Jazz:

“I’d rather buy a BetterDeals”

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I’d get the whole pt1 out right now if I could, but I am a master at ruining my schedule LMFAO. TBC tomorrow!

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Great bin round since it manages to have the right amount of salt without being offensive, but at the same time gives off lots of constructive criticism, well done.

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