Defend your car

Probably true? This is where I openly disclose that the only truly European thing I’ve driven was French, and sometimes French is brilliant, and sometimes French is lemon, they’re temperamental like that. Mine was unfortunately a lemon.

That said I do note that the other marques seem to have shaken their various “Italian” hoodoos (except subsidiaries of FIAT, not gonna go there). The main problem now is, as we can see, that first impressions last.

Won’t fault the interior quality of the Brera that I sat in once though…

As far as I know, post 2000 alfas are not that unreliable, actually. They are pretty much on par with BMW (They both are crap , but you can sorta put up with it). The problem with post 2000 alfas is if you order your cool tuner stickers on ebay, it will rust to bits before those arrive.

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So we are the 0.0002% now. My two alfas were perfect in terms of reliablity.

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Make that 0.0003% :grin:

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You guys sound like rotary owners lmao

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When i get home. I so want to post a car, and i have to be home so i van defend it. :wink:

Well, Rotaries there is like 100% chance your engine needs a rebuild before 100000miles

I think the probabilities are a tad better for modern Alfas :stuck_out_tongue:

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No doors 0/10 not safe git gud

In such terrain he can walk faster, no need for doors.
Unless there is a mudpit.:grin:

I got nothing. You got yourself a beater than can scramble over rocks like that, I won’t front your ride.

I mean that’s all it’s probably good for, but hey, whatever floats your boat :stuck_out_tongue:

The beeeast
Defense mode: on

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so korean it eats dogs and splits in half between 50 and 53mph

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In half? I’d argue it’s more like it splits into a 3/4 and a 1/4 piece
######(totally not the sills)

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Hyundai before the days they were known for their build quality.

Wait, what???

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Pff, build quality doesn’t matter when you’ve got 140HP and shweet frameless doors :stuck_out_tongue:

Still the most exciting thing about driving that would be watching all the seams between your interior plastic panels shift and morph when you turn the corner.

i will just say look at the numbers i used and the modern history of Korea…

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That was subtle, you Sly Dog.

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only the slyest of history jokes, mon frere