Epic rap battles of automation

Juno8:
OK, let’s crush this loser and post a video!
Showcasing all the truth, who even wants to hang with Leo?
Mechanic with no skill, pimp with no class
For you, even tuning Polo tastefully is too hard of a task
See that bashed door, it was me, you can only swear and get drunk
Your only reaction is drinking beer, you’re harmless, you VAG!
I’m cooler than ya, look at my numerous posts
And your oilfilter compensates for your dick being a ghost

Coolghost:
So, you want to be as cool as me? Oh, that’s very great
Because I wanted to post you in Pivotal Icebox anyway
I was fixing cars, when your bladder was still uncontrolled
Seriously, you look like a basement-bound 16 years old
Like all bullshit you post, you’re ridiculously pointless
Your videos and posts are very similar, they both have no content!
Amount of bullshit you write can’t be fit on single page
Juno, that 8 in your nick looks like your mental age

Robert:
See the name coincidence? HA! I’m the next Killrob
I’ll nuke ya, while you’re busy spitting your shitstorm
On modern cars, not that complex but they still make your mind boil
On other hand, I’m so perfect I don’t need “perfect Automation oils”

Leo:
Well, I did notice your brain is in perfect state, indeed
But that’s because it’s unused, didn’t these bans teach you anything?
You film other people’s engines, because you know shit about design!
Now be Gracie-ful, kiddy, that I’m still keeping you alive

oh deary me…my reputation has just hit A NEW LOW! xD!!

idea for the next one…clash of the titans KillRob vs Daffyflyer!

i think you meant coolghost for the first and juno for the second.

WINNER COOLGHOST!

I cant compete with the might of coolghost :slight_smile:

THE REMATCH!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AUTOMATION

CONAN_MURDER!

VERSUS!

KILLROB!

BEGIN!

Conan_murder:
I’ve had my share of fame, you know my name
Killrob, you’re more boring than Excalibur-made games
I’ve reached the omega, while you’re still stuck in beta
You can never touch the Automation craziness leader!
Game doesn’t judge looks, it still rates your face as awful
The other Robert’s posts are actually more thoughtful
Face it, your tyrany repels people and as far as I know
You’ve named the tutorial scenario after your own cock

Killrob:
:open_mouth: You delusional troll, you’re just showing I’m doing it right
I bounce like the POMMS boss while you’re as dumb as leider geil
Crushing you again is more awaited than Higgs’ boson discovery
I don’t even give 6 Fucks Per Second 'bout what you are saying
Without me, the forum you purport to lead would be deserted
Where’s your support, you’re not even Naturally Aspirated
Got into a beta just to get Automation for free
Now maybe got lock up in your basement and cry, you goddamn leech

Burapat:
Meet your fate, get killed, robbed and split in half
You’re getting Car Designer on time, except not in 2012
POMMS isn’t working, even stable version is unstable
Boom, an exception! Everybody just ragequits, it’s unplayable!

Robert:
Wow, your shitass arguments, I don’t actually care
I’ve got Möre Radio-Aktivität and Pöwer than Kraftwerk
And your rap engine is worse than Designed Sabotage one
Progress on Car Designer? Your brain is less of done…

First one was better, if I’m going to be honest.

Conan, something for you! Spot all the references

Is it still a harmless banter? I don’t think so.

It’s banter cheer up no one is trying to make you look like a dickwad

The first one is great

I would love to see a Daffyflyer vs KillRob battle…the clash of the gods xD

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AUTOMATION!

JAKGOE!

VERSUS!

PLEB!

BEGIN!

Jakgoe:
Your cosmetic tuning is no match for my creations
I make engines too, you’re in deep shit when expectations
on my cars are no higher than you, put down the joint
Don’t know who you’re messing with? well, that’s the point
Don’t talk smack ‘bout your mum, what sort of son you are?
What a shame, nobody should even know she has a French car
Really, rethink your rhymes,you’ll get rammed by my КАМАЗ truck
Think you have a conrod between your legs, it’s more like a spark plug
Pleb:
You’re old, you’re washed up, and yet you act like you’re eleven
Got a Mercedes? A weird name for a VAZ 2107
Now, buy yourself an Alfa and hope the next step will be beta
You ought to be quiet, everyone in BRC has beat ya
Knock knock, who’s there? A Smolensk tuning motor
It knocks so loud like the Hunt on Red October
Not an ounce of a class in any of your cars
Even the quality slider cant save your arse
Jakgoe:
You’re a lil’ boy, I’m a man, even got your isle named after me
Mazda’s called today, they’re suing your Cottam company
Spitting rhymes so cold, you could as well be sent to Syberia
Just like in Jeep Drives You, you couldn’t even bronze it, period
Pleb:
Your mess of Smolensk Tuning? I really shouldn’t mention
That the final solution to this was Austrian intervention
You’d’rank first in multiplayer, but you drank too much
What’s that smell? Is it me burning you, or you burning a clutch?

WHO WON?

YOU DECIDE!

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DON’T DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AUTOMATION!

Written by me an WizzyThaMan

WWHHEEPPIICCC WRAPPP BATLLEZZZ OF WAUTOOOMAAATTTIOOONNNN!!!

Oh shit this is amazing! I actually can’t decide who won this one…

But I’m so happy these rap battles are back! :smiley: :smiley:

Obviously, the Austrian intervention line only refers to TheTom doing a large share of tuning in Smolensk Tuning, and not to any other Austrian with a final solution.

I think this one goes to Pleb…

Note to self: one day be notorious enough to be a rap battle contender.

Something we can all dream about :stuck_out_tongue:

Amazing… I can’t say who won, but obviously I am biased.

It is great that this is back! If you can, keep it up!

Glad you liked it!

Watch out! A new battle is coming within the next day!