Epic rap battles of automation

@koolkei

(Not truly calling you out, just felt appropriate as it’s almost a response. Again, in character.)

You called me out,
I’m back for more.
You’re 8-bit, I’m 64.
It’s time to shout,
This 'bot is back,
Winding up a quick attack.
No need to pout,
The time is here,
Feel free to show some fear.

hmm… i’ll give it another try

hey automation, it’s me.
Some days, my posts just aren’t to be.
and other times, i’m every other post.
tho i mean, i don’t wanna boast.
i do make cars i wanna show
but my self confidence, it’s a woe.
anyone wanna talk? just send a message
i can even give a good lesson.
on what you might wonder?
well. anything, even thunder.
well i am out of creative lines
so don’t think these are guidelines.

Meh. I don’t know. I have too much free time.

Hey, what’s up, my name is Evan,
But you might know me better as Mr. Rennen.
My cars will crush what you’ve got,
Speed and power, they’ve got a lot.
Styling? Ha! Don’t make me laugh,
At least my cars don’t all look daft.
Hey, look, a pathetic try
At photoshopping cars, don’t make me cry.
Don’t worry, our cars drive fine;
Some even call it quite divine.
As for you, well, you’re outta luck.
For compared to Rennen, your cars are sitting ducks.

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You say your cars will crush mine,
But it’s time they got taken to a proper crusher
There’s nothing bout them that’s fine
They all feel like they’ve been rushed.
Photoshopping don’t save the lineup
When I nitpick you’ll need backup,
as well as @Strop ‘s help in suspension setup
I’ve just started I aint gonna letup
No mercy or backing down from my sitting ducks
You run, oh wait, thats just your car’s v-max
It’s not insulting it’s just plain facts
Rennen’s up to date like sending fax.
You shouldn’t even come here
Your designs are poor, and your engines’ laggy
I’d be a better Rennen commandeer
You spent here years man, and all you got is a Kusanagi.

:smiley:

No disrespect man, but a rap battle is a rap battle. I had to bring it hard :slight_smile:

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