Back in, say 2009, the little Detsikeulii that could decided to build a soapbox racer for himself. It was supposed to be the greatest and fastest thing known to man.
The project was canceled after 2 months. Now I’ve got this decomposing lump of wood and metal to show you.
Bonus points for guessing the game from where I shamelessly ripped this design off.
Chrome bumpers, side skirts (partly rotten and fallen off), a massive wing and wooden exhaust pipes scream good taste and SPEEDZ.
It has no wheels nor axles. That means that it won’t go very fast. It’s also very heavy.
The chassis is still surprisingly solid and dry. It’s clear that when designing this that I had no idea how wheels should be attached.
The cabin’s luxury equipment is unmatched. There’s a place to put your feet and there’s a clear view to everywhere. A super-soft wooden seat which is installed very low gives an excellent center of gravity. There are also companions: fungal matter is growing everywhere and I think that there’s a mushroom or two.
The front bumper’s a bit battered. The steering wheel in the background was supposed to be mounted on this thing. I have no idea where it was taken from, I just got it from somewhere.
This thing is road legal. There’s a license plate after all.
Specs:
Engine: Earth
Acceleration: 9.80665 m/s^2
Top speed: Terminal velocity
Weight: idk… 50kg?
Transmission: Stuck on neutral
