Monaco, 1980
Meet Olivier Rossi. He’s… Well, the term “yuppie” really has not originated yet. But let’s just say that he is still young, carefree and is climbing the social ladder at a brisk pace. And he wasn’t really living in a cardboard box before that either. (Honestly speaking, I was more interested in the challenge subject than writing a backstory this time, so I will keep it short but good enough to give enough of a clue what to make.)
He is currently driving a 1975 Mercedes-Benz 280CE. That’s of course still a nice car, but starting to show some age, and now he wants to climb a notch on the ladder when it’s coming to performance and status. What he is looking for is a fast and prestigeous GT vehicle, with room for four if that should be needed, that still isn’t such a fragile and impractical mess that it needs to be garage kept instead of driven like an ordinary car (and very much of the time, harder than that).
PRIORITIES
STYLING - A car like this should not look like grandma’s beige runabout, I guess we can all agree. Also, realistic styling for the era and type of car. If it looks like it is straight out of the 90s, is just a silly meme build or more of a concept car than a production one, for example, it will not stand much of a chance here.
PRESTIGE - I guess I don’t have to explain why this status matters either. You can build a car that is all good on paper, but if it doesn’t have that little extra to impress, it’s hard for it to stand a chance.
PERFORMANCE - More or less what cars like this are all about. But just a “brr green number good green number go up” approach is not what I am looking for. To start with, I put a hard limit here on something that’s not even able to reach 200 km/h or accelerate to 100 in 8.5 seconds, since then faster family cars of the era will start to leave you behind. Yes, 201 km/h and 8.4 seconds is still not a good time to aim for, it just means that you will pass the instabin check.
On the other hand, if I remember right, the fastest 4 seater of the era was the Aston Martin V8 Vantage, that could accelerate from 0 to 100 in 5.2 seconds and reach a top speed of 270 km/h. Yes, Automation tend to make cars faster than they would be IRL so I give some margins there in judging, but aiming MUCH higher than that isn’t a shortcut to winning, he’s not looking for a hypercar, and I would also like to see some realism.
Also, cornering Gs, brake distances and driveability/sportiness fade will be counted into this stat, since driveability/sportiness stat numbers won’t give the whole truth here IMO.
SPORTINESS - Yes, this is not a challenge for the most extreme of the corner carvers, but he’s still not looking for a fast boat that is unwilling to turn.
COMFORT - We’re talking cars a bit more plush than outright sports cars now, doesn’t matter how fast you cover a distance if that’s still done in a torture chamber.
DRIVEABILITY - It is the early 80s. Driving a car like this will be more challenging than driving a little hatchback, but it is still worth keeping in mind.
SAFETY - Driving over 200 with something that will kill you in a fender bender is a bit scary, isn’t it?
RELIABILITY - A fragile hypercar that you will hardly dare to drive isn’t the brief of this challenge.
FUEL ECONOMY - Fast cars still gulped fuel back then, but with the energy crisises of the 70s in mind, the happy days where you didn’t have to care at all was now over. Also, not having to stop for fuel all the time when using the resources of the car would be nice, wouldn’t it?
SERVICE COSTS - It’s going to cost to service a car like this. Just keep an eye on them so they won’t reach silly heights.
PURCHASE PRICE - There is a budget and in this segment it’s not necessarily bad to use up all of it. With that said, if two cars are identical otherwise, why go for the more costly one?
INTERIOR STYLING - Interiors will not be required. Though, with almost three weeks until deadline, I don’t think I am a jerk for encouraging them, especially not in a segment where they tend to be rather nice looking. So, I did the compromise I have done a couple of times before. It is a low priority, but a nicely made interior CAN give you a slight edge over the competition. An interior that looks like a terrible mess won’t give you any disadvantage compared to doing none at all. But out of all priorities, this is one of the lowest…
RULES
- Any model or family year. Trim and variant year 1980.
- Maximum total costs for techpool (the number to the right) when adding car and engine techpool is $33M. No negative techpool.
- No outright limits for the quality sliders, but try not to minmax them.
- The price of the car should not exceed $33 000 AMU.
- No V16 engines (I don’t have the DLC)
- Super leaded fuel (AFAIK there were no lead bans in Europe yet by then, and high octane fuels weren’t available without lead).
- The engine should be able to pass WES4 in the engine emissions tab.
- No race parts.
- At least one muffler.
- No semi slicks
- Minimum tyre profile: 50. Maximum rim size: 16". That’s still quite extreme for the era but gives some leeway. Staggered tyres allowed.
- No positive downforce (should still give a negative number in the performance tab).
- 4 seaters only (the back seat can be +2).
- 2 or 3 door bodies only. Remember what segment we’re in, building something looking like a Volvo 242 or VW Golf isn’t the smartest thing to do. No convertibles.
- Legacy bodies are allowed, but used at your own risk, if it imports messed up it is an instabin.
Submissions opening: Sunday the 9th of June, 8 PM CEST.
Submissions closing: Friday the 28th of June, 8 PM CEST.
Naming convention: Engine family/variant: FFF - your user name / name of the engine. Car model/trim: FFF - your user name / name of the car.
inspirations
(Yes, it could be kind of wild west in the segment, with everything from 4 to 12 cylinders, everything from wedges to classic looking sports cars to more “boxy” traditional coupés, injection or carbs, turbo or N/A, so I expect to see some variety here too, go for which approach you like here)