Damn, 36 ET is low. None of my engines with direct injection can get that.
Thatās why ye gotta go with quad 4 barrel carbs
Itās more for the challenge, why not make things harder? 
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Thatās what Iām doin tryin a put a v16 in this thing within the 36 month restriction
just a 6 liter straight six hereā¦ Iām making a funeral bus
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I gotta say this is one of the more fun challenges - itās relaxed enough to take the edge off but challenging enough to make you scratch your head.
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The Collins Coachworks Chariot Hearse
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The Chariot offers stunning looks, rear wheel drive, and a proven engine on top of a capable chassis. The limousine can carry and tow more than twice its own weight, and its eight speed transmission means itāll never have to be above two thousand revolutions per minute. Combined with the soundproofing in place, this means the mourning party will not hear a thing until they arrive. The Chariot offers comfort, utility and a low price, starting at thirty thousand dollars. You can order one now at 413-555-8092, or on Collins Coachworksā website at www.collinscoach.net.
FFAF - Collins Coachbuilders Chariot - Hearse Limo Clone.car (25.3 KB)
whatās itās track time just curious?
2 hours 53 minutes 30 seconds
but really 2:53.30
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Itās embarrassing to be late. Whether youāre late to school, late to work, late to dinner, being late ruins everyoneās day. Now imagine how embarrassing it is, on an already bad day, if the funeral parlor is late. First, you have the still silence. Then Uncle Joe cracks the joke and says, āI always told him, heād be late for his own funeral.ā Then thereās the polite half-laughing, followed by the brawl in the cemetery.
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FFAF - Slenderman - Black Suit.car (36.9 KB)
Cerberus presents the all new slenderman, the perfect ride for any grieving party who does not want to be disturbed by anything outside of the loss of their loved one.
Featuring the quietest, smoothest v16 that we have every made, mated to a noiseless 7 speed automatic gear box to provide the most silent ride for those lamenting. Built on a soft multi link suspension to provide maximum comfort for those inside while keeping out all those disturbing bumps in the road.
It comes with a luxurious interior and large amounts of sound proofing ensuring that nothing can upset those mourning within the vehicle. Having a load capacity of over 3400 lbs makes absolutely sure that however many people are in the car it never gets bogged down.
In the end, we will all meet our end, so why not make those who miss you comfortable.
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I donāt know why itās doing that but what ever.
Out of curiosity, would a pickup truck be an acceptable vehicle type? If you think about it, it would make a fantastic hearse. Easy loading and unloading, lots of space for long coffins (with an 8 foot bed). Honestly, Iām surprised they donāt use them IRL.
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Theres this thing called rain.
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Yep. Thereās also this thing called a camper shell.
Shell on for work, shell off for the weekend hunt! Best of both worlds.
I have a feeling that V16 will do remarkably.
until you actually look at how itās made it looks pretty good yes
I mean itās probably a lot smoother than my massive six cylinder.
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Yes, but I bet yours is cheaper, more fuel efficient, weighs less, and probably has a lot better throttle response