Hi I am Awildgermanappears, nice to meet you

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I had something of a cycling accident recently.

Some distracted arse couldn’t be bothered to check for peds and casually ran me over (I had the right of way). Result was a relaxing one-week holiday in a hospital for me and roughly a thousand bucks in vehicular damage. My left hand and knee are still slightly paralized. My bike is still in perfect condition somehow. 28 year old german engineering ftw. Paid €20 for it. Worth every penny.

I am well aware that none of you [censored] have missed me so how’s the past two and a half weeks been? Did anything relevant happen on the forums?

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Some new people joined (Like me), some challenges, and the new Open Beta was released, and the forums were a disaster yesterday.

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Nice to see you back! I hope you are okay. Well nothing really new has happened other than the Open Beta update which seems to be getting 1 fps on my computer.

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I definitely noticed a lack of sardonic, ironic and hilariously inappropriate from your corner. Other than that, the usual. Hope you fully recover!

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General news:
New open beta, with a new set of bugs and performance issues.

Suggestions:
No diesel,electric or superchargers suggestions, but someone asked for wankels.

Challenges:
CSR is a chaos due to a round master MIA

Mods:
New ute from partario

Car companies:
Saminda announced a RWD hot hatch, and in reaction a lot of companies dressed pikes peak AWD cars as hot hatches.

Car reviews:
Not much there, I haven’t finish my review/challenges :neutral_face:

off topic:
Potto is in meme hell & cpufreak’s stepsister was involved in a terrible car accident, but she came out with minor injuries and is expecting a full recovery

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I was wondering why the forums became so nice recently.

In any case, get well soon… enough… -ish… no rush, we don’t pressure you into doing it, we can handle things here… yeah… :stuck_out_tongue: :smiley:

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Speedy recovery

Regards .

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I noticed there was a lack of amoeba-like cars colonizing this forum and cheered internally.
Then I read this and felt bad for your bike.
(come back to us soon, my man :smile:)

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:stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: me likey :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

savage???

also. paralyzed left arm and leg? yup, been there, done that, i mean, gone through that. for me the doctor said imflamation on the nerve uh… string thingy. even moving meant i have to go through hell of pain.
i know how that feels. everything is frustrating, moving is hard. speedy recovery for you buddy.

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Also, the guess-what-car thread called. It misses you.

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I knew that everyone except me sucks at GTC, but ever since those ungermans started insulting me because of that one time I’ve been a dick to everyone more than half a year ago I’ve stayed the hell away from that dreaded pool of scum and villainy.

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You’re not the only one. It’s either a Norman/Pyrlix or Titleguy1/Noporian circle jerk. Occasional adam_d or microwave post some east asian contraption.

anyway…
GOOD NEWS!
While you were gone, I got Automation!

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Those middle class white men only post a lot. None of them are as infamous and hated as I am. And certainly they aren’t as radical when it comes to stretching the rules of the game.

Well fuck you asshol now I can’t make fun of your nonexistent credibility anymore.

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Hey, it’s not too often! It’s just that we both know too much about Kei cars.

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Just confirmed, Awildgermanappears is the Automation Joker.

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Hey get better.

I have been looking for a helmet cam since a close call last week on the way to work.

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Yes and I don’t need to worship you any longer either! Fuck youuuuuuu :laughing:

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Some men just want to watch the Forums burn…

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No you can’t. Please continue to sacrifice virgins for me.

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