Hilbert's Car Museum, '05 Twongi 🌸 and some other bullshit

Bad, HORRIBLE, TERRIBLE news!!!

Somebody HIT ME TWINGO!!!

Anyway I contacted insurance, the body shop wanted 700€. I would’ve only had to pay a 200€ deductible. So I decided to fix that myself. However, I will not show you the un-scratched fender.

ANYWAY!!!

I look at me car and he is all red in light. Where are the Scandinavian light tones? The peace and harmony?!

I had to acquire Scandinavian peace and harmony, despite the fact that Finland is not a part of Scandinavia.

So there we go!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NEW BRAKE LIGHT :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

What do we think, gang?
Your opinions are welcome, however I will also be completely ignoring them.

Goodbye :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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Expensive repairs are a sign of wealth. Your Twingo is basically also now a Mercedes.

Hi besties :waving_hand::waving_hand::waving_hand::waving_hand:

waveeeee

sticker time :smiling_face_with_three_hearts::smiling_face_with_three_hearts::smiling_face_with_three_hearts::smiling_face_with_three_hearts::smiling_face_with_three_hearts::smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

I got seven new stickers. There’s like five of them I think. Rear window’s getting full :face_with_tongue::innocent:

meep meep beep beep car

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Henlo peple

Sad day for the enjoyers of Mercedes

The P-Class is dead. Check oil light on, engine has oil. You can tell because it’s leaking constantly.

I did an expert diagnosis. The issue is… The engine.

The repairs I’d need to do… New engine.

New engine? 150-300€. Car? 270€
The solution?

Byebye shit car. You lived for 27 years and I’d imagine most of that was fucking miserable because who wants to be a base model Polo wagon??? No funeral for this shit. Anyone wanna buy a W124 grille?

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So I guess you’ll be left with the Twingo as the main car for a while?

The Merc had kinda just been sitting due to the oil pressure issue. I’ve been aware of it. It was pretty much just used as an additional storage. Twingo works well! Timing belt is new and shiny and everything is good :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

Might eventually buy a diesel wagon, would be nice.

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I think that is a W202 grille

Could be, the ad said it was a W124 and I don’t really care enough.

However it does look quite similar.

The W124 has three horizontal strips as you can see. Your grille has two, which the W202 also has. But well. Sell it as an universal Mercedes grille and include a roll of duct tape in the price and you will be all good.

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besties we are so twinning

New auxiliary light :heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes: or what the fuck ever you call those. In Finnish it’s literally just “extra light”

Installing this was a really straightforward thing. Took like an hour, 1,5hr tops

…OR SO I FUCKING THOUGHT

It took me five hours and four beers to get that shit working. And now the engine is making this weird clicking sound. It sounds electric but it’s definitely coming from the engine. Or that’s the conclusion me and my friend came to after battling with that FUCKING light. Can’t be arsed to deal with the new noise now.

Look how bright they are now :heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes:

Twinningggg

!

Okay byeeeeeeee ilysm guys :smiling_face_with_three_hearts::smiling_face_with_three_hearts::smiling_face_with_three_hearts::smiling_face_with_three_hearts::bouquet::bouquet::bouquet::bouquet::sparkles::sparkles::sparkles::sparkles:

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It’s always great to hear Twingo news

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henlo

I decided that I have too much money and bought these headlights for Miss Twonje

After the alcohol disappeared from my body, I realized these are for 93-98 Twingo. According to the site, these have no electronic adjustment. Does anyone know if this is the only difference between the pre-facelift and facelift Twingo headlights? If the wiring is the same it should work despite it being meant for a pre-facelift Twingo, or so I hope.

Since I live in Europe where the consumer has rights, I can return these within 14 days of ordering them. The site I ordered them from is not exactly known for their speedy deliveries, hence why I’m asking now rather than waiting for them to arrive lol

It took them over a month to ship that LED 3rd brake light I bought. According to reliable sources (read: facebook) some people have been waiting for years for their orders to arrive. So as much as I hate to admit it, there might be a chance that these won’t arrive at all lol

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Methinks the 14 days should start when you recieve them, not when you order them.

These consumer rights don’t seem to be righting very well this time.

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ive just spent like half an hour reading this thread from top to bottom, and i must say

i probably had the best half hour of my life

sure i had way better 3 minutes or 5 minutes

but this was definitely the best 30 minutes of my life

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It’s a french car. What makes you believe any spares you order would fit without a struggle even if they are the correct ones?

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Mate I ain’t the consumer protection lawyer, I don’t know.

Right so! This was the ignition coil. The replacement itself was super easy. Took me maybe 15 minutes? I did it in the parking lot of the auto part store.

Out with the old, in with the new.

And as some of you may know, I’m a fucking idiot! As I was removing the ignition cables, I managed to break one. Thankfully I had a spare ignition cable in the rear seats.

This was on Friday, I ordered the part and got it today!

Looks like brand new!

Miss twonhe also got a well deserved oil change.

Pros of having friends who own a car repair shop is that you get to use their lifters.

Contact me (or my friend! He’s very experienced and his shop is well rated) for car repair service

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Y’all remember this?

Six months is a… I mean, who truly knows what month it was six months ago.

Anyway! Today before I went to the liquor store I went to the best mechanic in the city.

No. In the country. Maybe even best in Europe!

and all I can say is holy fuck I love it. Never realized how much the height affects the looks of the car.
Oh right and I also got the new headlights and installed them. Still need to do the wiring for the angel eyes.

:innocent:

oki byeeeee

contact me if you need the services of Europe’s best mechanic. I shall now start my Friday by enjoying some fine Scottish whiskey.

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utter fucking bullshit

2005 renault

sunroof

just replaced rear discs and pads, one of the brake pads had fallen off from the passenger side and the car has been braking with the piston lol

Never seen anything like this.

It’s a heap of shit with everything broken but cost me 350€. Wanted an easy flip but got this, no fucking profit to be made. Gonna drive it for the summer and then see if I can make some money. I want a car with A/C this summer. Tired of hot twingo. Need me some class, some Renault. Some 2005, some metallic blue paint.

it’s all pointless, utter bullshit. Complete madness, even.

half leather seats I don’t fucking know guys

Contact me for utter bullshit

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Wanted an easy flip but got this, no profit to be made

Good, very good. Repair it’s AC and it may serve you well in summer…although seeing you are in Finland surely those don’t get THAT hot.

Anyway, remove rear seats…all three of them.
Why would you have friends in the back when you can have some parts for the Twingo instead?

And then when you finish with carrying parts, get some friends to help install them.
Why would you bring regular chairs when you can bring Scenic rear seats instead? They are comfier anyway, so beer slides that much nicer to the belly.


Due to some events that may require lengthy explanation, we too used to possess Scenic of that generation. It to my best knowledge didn’t had sunroof, was in color that is considerably more red and had 1.6 petrol.
It wasn’t exactly fault-free during relatively brief time we owned it, but I guess it did its job.

I hope your example, however, will serve you well

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