Hilbert's Car Museum, '95 Cornparker, '05 Twongi 🌸

Dude what the heck!? A freaking car!?

Glad the Cornparker turned out to be a good investment for your buisness!

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It’s like a second living room! And it’s nearly as big as my apartment. The only difference is that my apartment doesn’t seat three. I feel like I’m living the American dream!

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The American dream is DEAD!!!

The coolant seemed browner than usual, it’s supposed to be red. So I drained it. Here’s footage of that!

It went well. I replaced it, filled it with water, and let it heat up. Then I shut off the car, and the radiator hose decided to fuck off! Either way, after two hours of filling it up with water, letting the engine heat up, and then emptying it all, I got it relatively clean!

Moving on!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee

40mm lower in the front, 30mm lower in the rear. Will install within the next 6 months.

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Looks like your van had some taco bell.

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van update

The clutch cable snapped it was towed to errr… A shop.

Or more accurately, it was towed to random garage where the clutch cable was welded together. Now it works, BUT! It only goes to 3rd gear, and reverse. And when you shift it to reverse, there’s a chance that you won’t get it out without turning the car off.

So, I’d say it’s going pretty well! Won’t have time to get that fixed this summer, so it’s gonna have to wait for a few months.

Any questions?
You may also contact me for welding services.

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Now, with the Cornparker not working, I had to figure out something else.

So!

The Twingo finally received the summer tires. I also washed it because I’m such a good person.

Yeah so! About this. The springs were just tad under 200€. However, I spent 30€ on flowers!

There she is, exactly 58 new flowers. There were 60 but two of them broke. Miss Twonhe now has exactly 118 flowers. I also spent 20€ on some other pointless stickers. Those were supposed to be here two weeks ago. They’re not :smiling_face_with_three_hearts::smiling_face_with_three_hearts::smiling_face_with_three_hearts::smiling_face_with_three_hearts::smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

Okay goodbye.

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This is my new favourite thread. I love twongi

So! The Cornparker doesn’t work due to the snapped clutch cable. That means I had to seek alternative transport. I decided to have a peek at Miss Twonje’s service booklet, and it turned out that the timing belt change is abit late. And when I say a bit late, I mean 4 years late.

But because I’m a man who needs to go to work, apparently, I decided to ste— Erm, eh, sorry. I mean, O decided to borrow a car from my friend!

Now I’m a proud driver of a

2006 Suzuki Liana! Did you know that Liana actually means Life In A New Age? Wild, the new age is pretty mediocre.

And here’s the best part! It’s all wheel drive!

Unfortunately it’s not one of those fun all wheel drives, it’s just front wheel drive and the rear wheels kick in if the front loses traction so you can’t really go drifting with it. Well, life sucks.

I got it on the condition that I replace the sway bar end links, they’re worn. The brakes also sound fucked up and not in a good way. I also replaced the lower control arm but didn’t do an alignment, so the steering also fucky yucky. And uhhh… It needs some transaxle oil. Because I was told that some spilled out from the rear axle, and it was never put back in! That’s great.

Anyway I’m not exactly sure how long I’ll have this, more than two months but less than six months.

Anyway, contact me for… Uh, fuck if I know. 4x4 services I guess?

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Brakes can sound f’ed in a good way?

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Every Friday I get fucked in a good way.

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I probably shouldn’t read into that.

I did mean alcohol but in hindsight, the wording could’ve been a bit better.

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Yaaaaay the rest of my shit arrived!!!

Got the Sweden’s Eurovision song sticker as well. That’s gonna be really fucking relevant after the Eurovision is over.

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Best Twingo in whole northern hemisphere
9,8/10

That could’ve been worded wayyy better

Tbh. I feel like some LGBTQ people forget equal rights means equal rights for everybody, Not “We can abuse our minority status to screw the majority”.

No offense intended. Just making a personal observation.

keyword some, a vocal minority. i know lots and lots of queer people and maybe, 2 people like that? much like those that oppose lgbtq rights, there are less of them but they speak much more loudly.

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Please elaborate.

Bascially, lgbtq people that complain when generic white male with better qualifications is hired instead of them, so generic white male gets fired and they get hired because the company doesn’t want to seem anti-lgbtq.

Like I said, no offense. I know the majority is not like that, but it is still annoying nontheless.

And other minorities do that too, not just lgbtq people. They were just the most appropriate example given the context.