Omg yaaaas it’s so cute now 
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will you do more awesuomi modifications or are you finnished with it
I plan on going to Sweden this Friday, and when crossing the border you either need to have EU license plates.
Or alternatively you need to have a FIN sticker on the back of your car. I have non-EU plates, I ordered them, so I need to have the sticker. I might move it to the bumper, I think it’d look better there.
I have no clue how on earth this happened, but the Peugeot passed the inspection without any faults. I should buy a lottery ticket.
So. With the Peugeot working, I got rid of it.
In exchange, I got this.
A 1995 Volkswagen…
Pornstarter. Apparently.
It has a state of the art multimedia center. As you can see.
Sport car engine, 2.4L 5cyl diesel. No turbo because turbo is for wankers.
Anyway, contact me for free candy.
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There’s a saying in Poland “bez T4 nie ma kariery” (“T4” is read “te cztery” in Polish so it rhymes), so it seems you’re gonna have a career of some sort - the name of this particular T4 even suggests what sort 
PS Oh, dumb me, I forgot to put the translation - “without a T4 there’s no career”.
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Speaking of which can you change the thread name so my school doesn’t block these forums please?
wHat 
I have 2 study halls and no phone so…
They already blocked Beam.NG btw.
Well, after all, I am a good person. Like Jesus, I think. So I will give up my Pornstarter ownership and from now I’ll be a proud owner of a 1995 VW Cornparker.
Please feel free to contact me for corn.
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I challenge thee to actually change the badging of the van to say that. Give this T4 a new career.
Also, maybe add an Iowa sticker to bring it home. There’s no one quite as corn obsessed as Iowa.
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I’m afraid I’ve already spent my sticker budget on new Renault updates 
Miss Twonje is getting roughly 250€ worth of new shit.
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Mommy I’m scared
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In my van there is stupid dumbfuck shelf
If I wanted a shelf, I’d go to the furniture store and buy one. But this is not a living room, this is a van.
So I turned it into firewood, blessed by God himself 
firewood 
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Whatcha gonna do with the extra space?
I was planning on making a cigar lounge.
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I look at my Twingo and ugh. Too cold and sterile! Where’s the heart?
So I decided to give her some more heart
The bumper was promptly uninstalled. (Not really. The bolts were stuck and it took me like 4 hours to remove those two fucking bolts).
I installed one of those super high beam light bars behind it and cut some of the plastic away so the entire light bar is centred and visible.
Then I drove with the bumper attached by two new screws that actually weren’t a bitch to remove, and took it out again.
I painted it in the back of the van due to heavy ass fucking wind (fuck you, wind).
and OHMYGOD OHMAGAASH LOOK AT ITTTT, OMG IT’S SO CUTE I WANT TO SEX THE TWINGO OMG I CAN’T IT’S SO ADORSBLE NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Moving on, due to the bumper removal process taking so long, the wiring to the new light bar hasn’t been done. It’s just a light bar that doesn’t work, for now. I’ll try to figure it out some day.
Right, so, any questions?
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Ok, I guess that’s alri- YOU WANNA WHAT THE TWINGO!?!?!
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So, uh, is it ok if I want to sex the corolla instead of the twingo