At least it’s soft in there. Priuses feel like they’re made of solidified cardboard on the inside.
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I lol’d
Comments like this are what the “like” button is for. No offence to you, it’s just a pointless comment/post that could be fufilled with a simple like.
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i know i know, you’re right
I still don’t know why but just looking at the Nano’s CARTOONISH proportions (and TERRIBLE overall quality for that matter) makes my funny bone go HAYWIRE…
Perodua Myvi
Hey UK, this is your punishment for having left hand traffic: crappy cars from your previous colonies!
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Bentley Bentayga, because paying tripple sticker for an ugly version of a Touareg shows how cool you are.
The BMW X5 M50D, it’s the M badging that counts, not the sportiness
Buy the Nissan GT-R, because you sure as hell can’t afford a 911 turbo.
E34 540i, because what you really wanted in an old BMW is more problems with the engine than ever before.
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Last one came right out of personal experience huh 
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BMW had the M535. Not a real M5, just a 3.5l I6, but sportier than a normal 5-series.
So the X5 M50d is a sporty X5, not a real M model.
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It’s a regular X5 with a stiffer suspension setup and a chipped triturbo diesel, that’s about all it is.
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The Fiat Panda
You’ll find better steel made during China’s Great Leap Forward, but shit, it works doesn’t it?
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And some cardboard boxes have more fancy and less angular design 
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Exactly, sportier than standard.
But do cardboard boxes have 4 BY 4 CAPABILITIEZ?
No no, not sportier, stiffer springs and shocks, that does not equal sporty, it still handles like a truck on stilts, it’s just a stiff and painful to ride in truck.
You really don’t understand car manufacturers thinking.
Stiff and unpleasant IS sporty.
For the uninitiated, sure I guess… 911 turbo is a comfortable place to be in for example 
At the risk of sounding like a homophobic Clarkson, I’d also like to point out that Bentayga is possibly one of the most homosexual camp sounding names I’ve ever come across. It feels like something out of a 90s aerobic video. Or I expect if the Village People did hip hop this is what they’d be cruising around in.
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2017 Chrysler Town&Country* - Because the previous generation just wasn’t “soccer mom” enough
*FCA has changed the official name to Pacifica for no good reason. Make no mistake; this is a Town&Country. Don’t ask us about how you are supposed to keep the Pacificas straight now the there are three. FCA - we don’t have a slogan so suffice it to say “Because fuck you; that’s why”
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I know this isn’t that serious but maybe they changed the name to pacifica because town&country is a terrible name for a car?
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