This was a game my friend an I thought of when we were stuck in traffic on the way to work one day. Basically, you pick a car and try to think of a nameplate and/or advertising slogan for it that accurately describes the car and/or perceptions of it.
For instance:
The Chrysler 200 - We just figured out to stop making a '90s car
The Ford Exploder - Blowing up tires, engines, and trannys since 1991
The Mercedes 300D - The car that lives for 500,000 miles on average.
Rules are pretty basic:
-COMMON cars and trucks. Please don’t do this for some random car that they only made a few hundred of. The exception to this is if something has a really strong reputation like a Lotus Esprit or a Ferrari 250
-Names and slogans do not have to be negative (see 300D example)
-Try to play on the reputation of the car as much as possible and not your own personal likes and dislikes
-Keep it real; names should be limited to 2 or 3 words and slogans should be short, witty, and punchy
Toyota Auris Touring Sports Hybrid - yeah, we have no idea whether it’s a hybrid, a sports car or a touring car. In fact, we have no idea what we’re doing at all.
FSO Syrena, it’s like Soviet Roulette produced in Poland - you can be lucky and have reliable car or lose the trans two times when going to Baltic Sea from Tarnów.
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