If Cars Had Honest Advertising

Toyota Prius: We designed it by putting too much effort into putting in no effort. But you’ll buy it anyway since you don’t know any alternatives

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1992-2005 Buick Park Avenue Ultra

When you get to 200,000 miles you’ve finally broken in the supercharged engine!
But the body will be Sh!t.


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Subaru Impreza : Because we all would like to hear about your lap times on a frozen lake you clueless, backwards cap wearing wanker.

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Supercharged 3800, I think Buick is trying to send a message to all the old people who drove so damn slow.

Dodge Intrepid: The best car that nobody noticed (Seriously one of the most underrated cars ever produced)

Second Gen Dodge Intrepid: Let’s take one of our greatest cars and make the mistake of putting the 2.7 in it.

Plymouth Reliant: 0-70 on one cylinder (courtesy of a blown head gasket and my dad having a gentle foot)
Or: Skipping across the desert that traps Benzes (An advantage to those fleeing Kuwait during the Iraqi invasion)
Or: The best bad cars ever made.

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The Honda Jazz, because why else would you do 10 under in the fast lane in any other car!?

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The Pontiac Aztek: how the jesusing fuck do you have a drivers license again?

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mazda 2: when you want to feel like you’re going fast but you’re actually not

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That reminds me of Toyota’s (no so) brilliant Celica commercial.

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wat…

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The Pontiac Vibe - Our best 2000s car because GM didn’t make it

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Honda Jazz: Only driven by anyone over the age of 60.

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fucking troll got me. lol. nice job

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Fiesta for the design, Siesta for the engine.

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Hyundai Excel.
Are we doing it right yet?

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Vauxhall/Opel Astra: We finally made a great car but you still won’t buy it because you’re brand conscious

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I would actually buy one if I had no company car.
For private use a Siesta is enough. And I still have an oldtimer right here.

Alfa Romeo Arna - The elegance and style of a Nissan with the reliability of an Alfa Romeo

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They did it the wrong way round, whyyyyyyyy!?!?!?

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“The Speed of a Ferrari. The Handling of a Porsche. The Interior of a Cobalt”

“A racing team tries to build a luxury car.”

“TA DA DA DA NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU I’M GIVING YOU A NIGHT CALL TO TELL YOU HOW I FEEL”

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