Toyota Prius: We designed it by putting too much effort into putting in no effort. But you’ll buy it anyway since you don’t know any alternatives
1992-2005 Buick Park Avenue Ultra
When you get to 200,000 miles you’ve finally broken in the supercharged engine!
But the body will be Sh!t.
Subaru Impreza : Because we all would like to hear about your lap times on a frozen lake you clueless, backwards cap wearing wanker.
Supercharged 3800, I think Buick is trying to send a message to all the old people who drove so damn slow.
Dodge Intrepid: The best car that nobody noticed (Seriously one of the most underrated cars ever produced)
Second Gen Dodge Intrepid: Let’s take one of our greatest cars and make the mistake of putting the 2.7 in it.
Plymouth Reliant: 0-70 on one cylinder (courtesy of a blown head gasket and my dad having a gentle foot)
Or: Skipping across the desert that traps Benzes (An advantage to those fleeing Kuwait during the Iraqi invasion)
Or: The best bad cars ever made.
mazda 2: when you want to feel like you’re going fast but you’re actually not
wat…
Honda Jazz: Only driven by anyone over the age of 60.
fucking troll got me. lol. nice job
Vauxhall/Opel Astra: We finally made a great car but you still won’t buy it because you’re brand conscious
I would actually buy one if I had no company car.
For private use a Siesta is enough. And I still have an oldtimer right here.
They did it the wrong way round, whyyyyyyyy!?!?!?