Jokes (pics/vids)

yes, i haven’t seen a joke topic around

please keep it on topic with car related jokes

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Come on Guys I had to do this as a big post haha you will laugh at a few and I left a joke at the end wink wink…

Evo Madness

Car Guys…
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All dem faces
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China Vs Germany

right…me thinks…PEDAL TO THE METAL!
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We have had our dads like this before…

Erm…Rolls Royce Snow plough?!
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Seems legit to me haha

Jeremy Clarkson…really (sorry about the language in this one guys)

VTEC…whats that…

Yep I can relate to this

Vin Diesel…

U Mad yet I got all dem memes

Mad Max after Gas

My Dream Car…oh yeaaaah!

Me gusta !
I don’t remember any image I can send, but I have some Lada jokes :

  • How to get spare parts for a Lada ?
    Easy, just follow one.
  • Why is there red lines on a Lada’s rear windshield ?
    It’s for hands warming in winter when you push it.
  • Did you know about the new Lada anti-theft system ?
    They made the logo bigger.
  • The new Lada has 4 pedals :
    One for clutch,
    One for brakes,
    One for accelerator,
    And one to inflate the airbag.
  • What’s the difference between Ladas and AIDS ?
    Try to pass a Lada on to somebody !

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Okay I got more for you hope you enjoy…and BRACE YOURSELVES ANOTHER LONG POST INCOMING!

Personality overload right here…

Those Soviets again…seriously do they ever give up?!

how Torquful are you

ORLY

Race Turbo…hmm…I wonder…

I think Daffy was like this as a little kid…I couldnt see Mr Nuclear Stig (KillRob) doing that lol xD
http://cdn.carthrottle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/do-you-even-drift-Car-memes.jpg

Um…WTF

VTEC is so dead!

Hemi Power beats everything!

Come on we can all relate to this…

Charging has 2 meanings…Mind = BLOWN!
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'MURICAN Muscle…
http://www.motivationals.org/demotivational-posters/demotivational-poster-17885.jpg

This doesnt need anything said about it other than…I WANT THAT TRUCK!

Typical French Dynos…they cant handle a GT500…
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I know what your thinking Punk…
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You got 1 second before I CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF TURBOS!!
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It’s not confused, it’s suspicious)

Amazing