REVIEWS PART 1
Kenneth was browsing through the issue of Street & Speedway magazine that he had in his hands. After a while, he came to the article that was the reason that he had bought the magazine to start with.
NINE FAST AND LUXURIOUS COUPÉS BATTLE IT OUT
"Some years ago, a new type of vehicle started to appear. A car that was more practical and comfortable than a sports car. More fun than a regular sedan. More driver oriented than the usual luxury cars. But with powerful engines and luxury equipment that made it into a fusion of the best of all worlds. That means that it is also a segment that is growing fast, since every manufacturer wants a piece of that cake. That is why we now are putting nine of the most interesting choices up for a test. Some of them are expected choices, some of them are outliers that may not be what you first think of when you hear about personal luxury coupés, but since they still are kind of fighting in that segment, we felt that they had their place in a test like this.
Kenneth was browsing through the article and picked out some interesting stuff from the masses of text.
Markley Alicanto - @Maverick74
“The Markley is the relaxed cruiser of the bunch. It is not blazingly fast and certainly not the car you would challenge sports cars on twisty roads with, but it is comfortable, well built and overall a sane car that’s maybe aimed to the most mature audience of all the tested cars. The service costs are low, but the fuel economy is disappointing in relation to the performance.”
"Well…", Kenneth thought, "It really looks the part, and seems like a solid choice even if it is not the most exciting choice. Interesting…"
Floyd Falcon - @Lanson
"The Floyd Falcon is a more compact entry that still manages to offer decent room for the passengers, and is also sold at a very competitive price. Other than that, it is a pretty mid range car, doing well enough in most areas without being perfect at anything.”
"Yeah…", Kenneth thought, "Another great looking car, and sometimes being good enough makes you the winner in the end, I will consider that, I think."
Collis Citus - @cake_ape
“Maybe more of a Gran Turismo than a personal coupé, the Collis is kind of the outlier in the bunch, especially considering that it’s using a V12 instead of the V8 most competitors have. If you thought that it would mean that it is fast but thirsty, you’re wrong. Its performance is generally on par with the V8 equipped cars but the fuel economy is good for its class. It’s main advantage is being very comfortable, but everything comes at a price. Costs both for servicing and purchase are on the higher side.”
"Really not the type of vehicle I was thinking of…", Kenneth thought, "…mainly because I thought of them as being out of my price range. But if this can offer me more and still is inside my budget, then why not?"
Miller Sunburst - @Ch_Flash
“Going for a six in the era of the V8 might sound a bit weak. That is also the case with the Miller Sunburst that is lagging behind the competition when it comes to performance. Unfortunately, that’s also true for more or less all the other areas, and the fact that parts were already breaking and that it wouldn’t always even start during our test drives felt worrying. Even though it sells at a reasonable price, we see no reason to spend your money on a Miller Sunburst.”
"Neither do I. Next!"
Trident Longbow - @DrPepper2002
“The Trident Longbow has decent (not excellent) comfort and fuel economy, and that’s about it. It’s hard to find anything more that speaks in its favour, even if it is better than the Miller Sunburst at more or less everything.”
"Add to that how raw and unfinished the styling looks, and I see no reason to go for this either", Kenneth thought for himself.
Globus Comet - @Happyhungryhippo
“The Globus Comet sells at a low price and gets great gas mileage, which are hardly the main selling points for a vehicle in this class. We also felt that it was a very easy car to drive, and it is decently roomy. But it is slow, lacking behind when it comes to safety equipment, felt like it had shoddy build quality and overall didn’t impress us. The value is questionable considering that a couple of hundred more will buy you the superior Floyd Falcon.”
Yeah, I would also rather go for the Floyd, no matter what", Kenneth thought, "This looks too boring for my taste. Like some regular sedan. Like an old man’s car. Next!"
Canis Majoris - @Bbestdu28
“Canis is trying to sell its Majoris in this segment, but truth is that it is more or less a high end sports car covered up as a competitor to cars like the Markley Alicanto which feels like its polar opposite. More or less everything is sacrificed for speed and driving experience - but what a driving experience then. It will be a bit hard to live with, considering low comfort, low practicality and high service costs, it is also the most expensive to buy of all the cars.”
Kenneth was a bit in doubt. "This speaks to me in some weird kind of way. Probably not the most sensible choice, but you only live once. Also, styling is already starting to look a bit old fashioned. Hmm. I don’t know. I really don’t know…"
Cabirou Rosson - @donutsnail
“The Cabirou Rosson could more or less serve as the build sheet for how a modern American coupé should be. Fact is that it is even faster than the Canis - the only car in the bunch that manages to do high 14 second times on the quartermile. It is also very well built, has decent comfort and is probably safer than any car in this class - even the rear seat passengers gets seatbelts! Our main gripe is the abysmal fuel economy, we almost wonder if we should measure it in gallons per mile in this case.”
"And I am absolutely not going to cheapen out on this if it can give me the car I want", Kenneth thought, "So this one is really worth to take a look at."
Swanson 555 PC - @Ludvig
“The Swanson 555 PC is generally seen as a car for quirky people only, due to quirky styling, quirky engineering and quirky advertising. We actually think that it deserves better, because if you can live with that, it is our favourite out of all the tested cars. It is both fun and easy to drive, roomy, has build quality like a rock, and even if it is not as smokingly fast as the Cabirou or Canis, it gives most other cars a run for their money. Yet, it is extremely economical both to service and drive, and sells for a reasonable price. Some competitors are ahead when it comes to safety equipment and comfort, but the Swanson is still highly competitive there. An unexpected test winner, but a winner nonetheless.”
Kenneth shook his head. "Yeah. I already know that this car sells for a reasonable price. The question is only, what is a Volkswagen doing in this test?"
After laughing a bit at his own joke, he kept thinking. "Nah, I really believe them when they say how good it is, but…nah, I just can’t see myself driving around in this. And after all I am buying this car for myself, and not for the staff of Street & Speedway magazine.
After some consideration, here are the cars going further to a test drive.
Finalists
Markley Alicanto
Floyd Falcon
Collis Citus
Canis Majoris
Cabirou Rosson