I give the Stig a Koenigsegg CCX (without a wing) and let him loose on a race track. Without the added downforce, he crashes nearly immediately.
With no one left to guard the hill, I claim it for myself.
Throws a facehugger at Jackgoe, and as he tries to shake it off I claim the mountain for myself
I kidnap Switzerland and drop it on Manche’s head. The Hill and the Alps are MINE!
I pull out a crate that says “superchargers” Janic opens it and there was a face-humping monkey inside it while the king of pluto is distractted I take back MY HILL
I suddenly climb up the hill and make it to the top, then i take my Nokia Lumia out of my jacket and throw it like a shuriken in Manche’s face, killing him in one shot 
My hill
[quote=“Jakgoe”]I give the Stig a Koenigsegg CCX (without a wing) and let him loose on a race track. Without the added downforce, he crashes nearly immediately.
With no one left to guard the hill, I claim it for myself.[/quote]
The Stig might be killed, but Jakgoe didnt kill me. So all that time everyone been killing eachother not noticing im the actual king.
I use a bat to hid Enry on the side of his head, KO! My hill!
I jump in the 1996 Seishido Yajiri RE and run over Wizzy 
My hill
Ok, you win, here have this candy. gives Enry a cyanide capsule Enry chokes to death. My Hill!
Actually the cyanide capsule you gave me was a real candy, so i spit it in your eye and while you are distracted i slam an exhaust header on your head, knocking you out, my hill 
After watching all of this chaos over a stupid hill, I summon the Mother Core Dragon (from the Earth’s core, of course!) who grants immortality to me. I then ride on her shoulders as she scorches the whole Earth into a pool of teraforming lava for 10,000 years. After the lava cools, I dig a small hole, and stand on the pile of displaced earth, admiring there are no humans left but myself to rule this hill! I am Queen of the Hill and the entire Earth, and also immortal!
Using my time-traveling Delorean, I go to the past, and kill 07CobaltGirl before she was granted immortality. I easily dispatch of the then-current king, EnryGT5.
I am now king of the hill.
Unfortunately for you, I was stuck in a time-travel loophole, and it placed me back at the point you get granted immortality. I open the console with `~ and type in /set godmode 07CobaltGirl 0. Your immortality is gone and i stap you with my bajonet. My hill!
Edit: Scary how close our replies were.
As I trust Jakgoe he will do fine, he can stay king of the hill and I take a seat with popcorn and start spectating the show.
I remind Wizzy to refresh before posting, and he goes back to his computer to edit his post.
While he is gone, I regain the hill!
The time shenanigans pulled off by Jakgoe caused ME to become immortal and take the hill. I’m now the king of the hill.
I tap 1 White and 1 colorless and cast a spell of Kubby:
MY HILL
Time to respawn.
I walk to the hill and throw you of it with pure Cossack badassery. You ain’t the king anymore , just like Pluto ain’t the planet anymore.
The hill…is mine.
Me: Hi Kubby! How are you?
Kubboz: Hi Enry!
a loud metallic noise is heard
Ha! i knew that this crankshaft was really tough!
I’m the King of the Hill and i hire some soldiers to defend me while i draw cars
Too bad I woke up. And that your soldiers are on the outside only.
a loud metallic noise is heard
What piece of crap is that? Is that crankshaft really too weak to withstand more than one hit?
It still knocked Enry out. I throw him and his cars out, and mercenaries, out of respect (and with some threats and money and brainwashing) become loyal to me.
The hill… is mine.
I, using a Billet Steel crankshaft with quality sliders at 15, kill Kubby and Enry, and take back the hill.
I am now king of the hill.
I’ve seen enough. I create a device, which respawn either Jakgoe or me instantly when they die. It is guarded by anti-missile, anti-personnel and anti-tank weaponry. As soon somethings gets close, it gets shot at. However, it recognises Jakgoe and me so we never get killed by the system. The system is not connected to any external networks so it is unhackable.
This way either Jakgoe or Wizzy is always King of the Hill. Because Jakgoe is grateful, he grants me the first turn of being King!