I call the ghostbusters and they take care of Manche. I claim the hill!
Wizzy has a banana. I release the minions.
I am king of the hill.
Ola senor como esta muy bien camisa negra ole ole! Scared by my spanish accent, Cheeseman runs away covering his ears. My Hill!
I give Wizzy a Spanish grammar textbook, and while he goes off to study, I take over the hill.
Hahaha. Made my day. Not just the accent, the spelling as well 
I let my pet beaver loose. He bites Jakgoe in the leg and it severs and artery. I watch him slowly bleed to death and laugh. I am the King of the Hill
EnryGT5: Heeeeeyyy Cheeseman!
Cheeseman: Hello En…
a loud metallic noise is heard
I really love hitting people with engine parts, the camshaft worked well 
I’m the king
Shove a piston where the sun doesnt shine in Enry’s body. Yeah, let’s see if you still like using engine parts after this…
My Hill!
I shout through an exhaust with no mufflers attached, rendering Wizzy deaf.
While he goes to get a new pair of eardrums, I am King of the Hill!
I poor some low quality fuel into plebs cup. He smells it, and dies isntantly as he is extremely allergic to it. My Hill!
I challenge Wizzy to a game of Automation multiplayer.
Unlucky for me, one of the limitations was low quality fuel.
I die yet again due to my refusal to be involved with low quality fuel. Wizzy remains King. Boring outcome. 
I was also competing in that game of multiplayer, and had wagered with Wizzy on the outcome. If I won, he would give me the hill. Since Low Quality Unleaded is fine (for me), I win easily, and am now king of the hill.
Then comes Leonardo,l and both men fight till the death to win the multiplayer game. while they are at it, I claim the hill!
I grab Wizzy and stick his head inside a bucket full of motor oil, drowning him, I’m the king
I troll Enry until he decides to chase after me. He runs after me, and I quickly get in my Skoda, run him over, and conquer the hill.
What am I doing!? I live on a hill, so why the hell am I fighting over this one! The hill I live on is bigger, and I will make it a more powerful and wealthier hill and also less war prone, I think… Bomb the other hill!!!11!oneone!
I kill Kubboz and put my flag on the top of my hill.
I tell the U.S. government that there’s oil under both hills. Chaos ensues. The hill is now a democracy!
I become president of the US and therefor I own and thus claim myself president of the hill.
I become Vice President and shoot Wizzy out of jealousy, since he’s the President.
By power of default, I am President of the Hill!
I get pleb impeached for murder, and then claim the hill as a protected natural resource. A new hill emerges, but I’m not near it because of the impeachment trial and presiding over it. Unclaimed hill!
I dig a tunnel out of prison using many spoons. I get in my Cottam Vector, which was obediently waiting outside the prison, and rush over to the unclaimed hill.
I reign once more!