I break out of prison BITING the steel bars, then i punch Wizzy in the face and throw him into a recycling bin, thanks to some mechanical strenght enhancers made forging the steel pieces still in my mouth with Moltencheeseman’s remaining body heat. I’m the new Super King of the Weird Hill 
“format EnryGT5”
“Are you sure? Y/N”
“Y”
“Formatting EnryGT5…”
“5%”
“25%”
“60%”
“90%”
“100%”
“Format complete, now rebooting”
“Installing WizzyThaMan OS as King of the Hill. Are you sure? This action is irreversible. Y/N?”
“Y”
“Congratulations, WizzyThaMan is now installed as King of the Hill.”
I upgrade the hill to modern technology. A nice GUI pops up asking if I would like to be king of the hill. I press “Accept”, and become king of the hill.
I infect the hill’s new technology with a virus. While Jakgoe is trying to fix it, he is electrocuted by the modern technology. The electrocution has shorted the hill’s electrics, rendering the technology useless.
I stroll up the hill and plant my flag. I also recruit The Incredibles to defend me in my reign.
I am King of the De-Modernised Hill!
Unfortunately, Bruce Lee kicks all their ass… “Be the water, pleb-san!” I light your flag on fire and while you grab a bucket full of water to extinguish it, I drown you in the bucket. MY HILL
Wizzy, you should know that Bruce Lee has been dead for over 40 years. I don’t think I could get beat up by a dead body. I go up to the hill, walk around Bruce Lee’s rotting corpse, and push Wizzy off the hill.
I am now the king of the hill.
Bruce lee his spirit is still going strong! Of course I know he is dead. Now Chuck Norris is angry because you hateon Bruce Lee, he roundhousekicks you three times around the world. And while he is at it, I claim the hill. MINE MINE MINE.
As I am flying through the air at near-supersonic speeds, I fly straight into Wizzy’s head, rendering him unconscious. I am now king of the hill.
Bullshit, because hitting me with that kind of speeds with the body mass I have, would send you straight through me, and not stopping you. Also Chuck Norris wasnt done kicking you. You also dont have controls of yourself at that speed and you missed me. Still my hill 
EnryGT5: Wow Wizzy, Chuck is doing a nice job there
Wizzy: Yep, it’s amusing
EnryGT5: No, i know something funnier
Wizzy: What?
a loud metallic noise is heard
EnryGT5: Crankshaft 2: Billet’s Return, a very cool movie
The only thing EnryGT5 hears after that: “You’ve been terminated.” He never knew what hit him, or did he? Ir recover from my blow to the head and I become King once again!
Nice movie, I got to admit. Now that Enry and Wizzy and Chuck are occupied with watching Terminator, I go and take the hill.
I throw Kubboz some popcorn, He accepts, eat and chokes on it… ahhhh how sad. im King.
Since i got superpowers i kill Wizzy while watching the movie, and throw him into a lunar crater, then i kill everyone else with my laser eyes ( No, kryptonite can’t kill me)
I’m the Superkingofthehill
Meh, I don’t even like popcorn.
I show Enry a picture. He looks at it and notices some bald ugly guy with open mouth. What he does not know is that the fella is SCP-096 and by looking on the picture he switched it into an agitated state. SCP-096, as an indestructible fella, is not able to be killed by Enry. While they are busy fighting, I take the hill.
i call a Seishido airstrike, and, since their safety is extreme, a Yajiri kills 096, and a Rigel turns Kubboz into a drawing on the floor, I’m the super safe king!
My pal trolls his way into your base, and draws a hill on the floor, under my feet. I’m the king of the hill
I erase the hill and throw acid over Kubboz, he burns and melts away. I poke a finger in Enry’s eye and claim the Hill. KING!
I pour a bucket of liquid Francium on the acid-covered hill.
The hill explodes, taking Wizzy with it.
I rebuild the hill and clam it.
[quote=“Jakgoe”]I pour a bucket of liquid Francium on the acid-covered hill.
The hill explodes, taking Wizzy with it.
I rebuild the hill and clam it.[/quote]
My ghosts appears in front of Jackgoe making him run away in panic. The hill is mine… posthumously