My ghost floats up to the top of the hill and throws the random Japanese metal pieces off the hill.
My ghost is king, but he will probably get bored and go and haunt KingJanic and 07CobaltGirl at some point…
My ghost pressed the red button
All living creatures die and now it is the fight for the hill… As ghosts. I am the ghostly king of the hill, ooooooooooooh
Ah, but you forgot to use a special metal that is the Weremooses weakness (I’m not dumb enough to tell you what it is though), so I regenerate, defeat the ghosts, use my necromancy skills to bring 07CobaltGirl back to life, and rule the hill once again!
I have found the secret metal: PLUTOnium! I use a plutonium knife (while inside a special, radiation proof suit), to kill KingJanic, and remove his Weremose powers. A pleasant side effect is that the radiation kills 07CobaltGirl as well.
I am now king of the hill.
I laugh at Jaks guess at my weakness (Good guess though, but it’s actually americium:lol:(why else would I keep blowing up America?)), so I get up, steal the Plutonium knife, and stab Jakgoe with it. THE HILL IS MINE!!!
With my dying breath, I tell Wizzy to get an Americium knife, and kill you with it. I then am revived by a friendly Weremoose, and, after Wizzy kills you, I claim the throne again.
Annoyed at being killed yet again, I lure Jakgoe away with my looks and finally, I assume my natural form, that of a Gumiho. I consume his liver and leave him for dead at the base of the hill, with no organs left intact. Once more I am Queen of the Hill!
Little did Jak know, but I was the friendly Weremoose, and Wizzy just killed some homeless guy. I then cut off 07CobaltGirls head with a broadsword dipped in dragons blood and burn the body. I am KING OF THE HILL!
I respawn,take a minigun with americium bullets and start shooting at KingJanic, killing him instantly, also, just for fun, i kill anyone on the hill or near it, i’m the Crazy King of the Hill 
Knock Knock
EnryGT5: Who is at the door?
Knock Knock
EnryGT5: I demand that you tell me who you are! I am the king of this hill!
Knock Knock
EnryGT5: Fine, I’ll open the door.
Cough Cough
Choking noises
Little did EnryGT5 know that the knocking was my 5.8L V8 running on Low Quality Unleaded without a catalytic converter. The exhaust gases were still enough to kill him.
I seriously lol’d at that jakgoe, didnt expect it haha.
takes out flamethrower burnes JakGoe to death. My Hill
All of the work Wizzy and his friend have made towards automationHub gets deleted mysteriously.
I declare this hill mine and we have democracy! Who do you want as your next leader in the elections 4 years from now? 
I call the UN and tell them that this hill is mine. They start negotiations with Cheeseman.
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Still negotiating.
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Forget the UN… Useless.
I mock a scandal and ruin Cheeseman’s reputation and he gets thrown off the hill.
I make my move.
I take my IRA flag and stick it up on ye hill.
I stick a drill into KielEire’s head 
I’m the King again
I car bomb Energy from the grave.
My flag is still on the hill. I am still king.
I respawn and burn your flag down with a flamethrower, then i build steel walls around the hill, I’m the King
The UN arrive and decide that the two other parties should not be in power if all they do is make war.
Democracy is restored and I return as President of the Republic of Hill. You can get rid of me in 4 years from now 
I jump into the Proxima that Cheeseman was going to review and go away while he chases me on foot , then i come back running him over, I’m the new Troll King of the Hill
Unfortunately 20 mph in reverse doesn’t do much damage. EnryGT5 is thrown in prison for attempted murder and I return to my position
A really hot summer occurs, and cheeseman is melting. He is now: Moltencheeseman. I am king!