I tell wizzy that he should be working on AutomationHub. While he scampers off to do so, I take the hill!
Miraculously, the respawner and room it was in still works, allowing me to live again. I spend the rest of this post rebuilding the rest of the bunker. Unfortunately, I set off a remote activated alarm during the process, which launches a missile inadvertently. Because the part of the hill that was rebuilt was covering the silo hatch, the hill is partially destroyed, knocking KingJanic off the hill in a comical fashion. The hill is free to those still above ground.
I’ll claim the hill!
While falling, I shoot my grappling hook at the top of the hill. Unfortunately, it goes through Jakgoe’s chest, killing him slowly and painfully. I return to the top and take the hill.
Look at pictures of grappling hooks, while they would hurt if they hit you, they are not going to go through your chest. KingJanic’s hook bounces harmlessly off me, and he falls to his death. I am still king of the hill.
Switches places with Jakgoe. My turn now to sit down for a week! Im king of the hill.
I place a whoopie cushion on the hill just before Wizzy sits down “for a week”. After merely two seconds, Wizzy stops sitting down and gets up, wondering where the fart noise was coming from. I then throw a rock at Wizzy, causing him to fall down the hill.
I am King once more!
The rock misses, bounces off the whoopie cushion back at plebs head, knocking him out and rolling down the hill… I take away the whoopie cushion, sit down and claim the hill for the rest of the week.
While Wizzy was sitting down i placed some spikes… yeah… that probably hurt him, he ran to the hospital screaming 
I’m the Evil King of the Hill 
EnryGT5 forgot to dispose of the spikes, so i pick them up, and throw them at him, knocking him off the hill.
I am king of the hill.
No matter waht happens, the next person that kicks Jakgoe off the hill, will be killed by me and I take that hill. After someone tries something again, I will be king again, instantly, without replying, disposing the other king.
I borrow Killrob’s Jagdpanzer IV and drive up the hill, hitting Jakgoe with a single 122 mm High Explosive Armor Piercing round, knocking his head clean off. Wizzy’s trap, which turns out to be landmines, blows up the hill under me, and I simply sink down 10 feet on to a newly lower hill. I am King!
I buy the Brutus and drive up the hill, destroying everything in its path due to its sheer awesomeness.
I rebuild the hill and become king!
Some hippies decide you’re way too bent on destruction, and give you some joints to relax. In meantime, I take the hill.
The American police arrest you and Pleb, and I take the hill.
I lift a 1500lb engine i made just for this with a crane, then drop it on you, Overkill!
I’m the Hill Emperor
Before he dropped the engine, I changed the block material to Magnesium, the head material to AlSi, and set the quality sliders to 15. The engine’s weight was reduced to 300lbs. The engine injures my, but does not kill me. I am still king of the hill.
I take my overweight Super 1000 car from the original BRC and drop it on Jakgoe. It squashes him.
I am now king!
I use my way-too-loud car from the original BRC to rupture Pleb’s eardrums, killing him.
I am king.
I bring Der Bayer to disqualify you, pay him for spending his valuable time on this game, and become the king.