I sneak up the hill without killrob noticing me and I push him down the extremely steep part of the hill.
While I’m at the top of the hill, I declare myself king of the hill.
I get fed up and nuke the area from a safe distance. I declare myself King of the hill as well as the area around it.
I drive a ferrari 250 california saying “Cheeseman! I got a present!”. Cheeseman runs down, while I run up, putting my flag there. I am the new king of the hill.
“Want some candy DerpinEngineer?” “What type?” “Mentos.” “DEAL!” I’m the new king of the hill…
I told BMWFan that new testers always have to listen to the one that were already in beta. I then ordered him to give the hill to me. He obliged. I’m the new king of the hill.
i call the A-team for conquer the Hill for me, i’m the new king of the hill
I don’t want the hill anymore, I have a Ferrari 250 California! But then I realise I can sell the car for £10,000,000 so I could easily afford to get people off the hill, buy the land and live off of the rest of the money. So I did, and it worked. I am in the new king and owner of the hill!!
I buy it off with Cossack Motors funds. Well, there still is Team A to be disposed. After all, Cheeseman did not explicitly get rid of them. I call Mr. Rogers to diss Mr. T and his pals into submission. His lines worked, Team A got the f**k outta MY neighborhood and I could be the new king of the hill.
“Kubby, there’s a bug with the Beta version!” “Damn. I’ll go fix it.” I’m the new king of the hill.
I drive by with a BMW - Zambony prototype and instantly catch UltimateBMWFan’s attention, then he say’s: “I MUST HAVE THIS!” and comes running down the hill.
I’m the new king of the hill!
“Some say his engines can be built with only a block of wood and a screwdriver.
Some say his cars’ behavior during crash is what inspired Automation’s 2015 track title.
All we know is, he’s called Kubby.”
With an introduction like this, my already high awesomeness boosted to insane levels and blasted tugaxpro off the hill. I’m the king of the hill.
I equip my bicycle with two AK-47’s and a 500 bullet magazine, ride up the hill at full speed and then shoot everybody there. I am the new King of the Hill 
I turn up in a 1999 Nissan Skyline R34 GT-R. When he gets to the bottom I surround the hill with petrol, climb the hill a bit, throw the lit match on the petrol, and become king of the hill.
I respawn with a flamethrower powered by Ultimate Unleaded (Because i can’t afford Dev Meth) and roast Cheeseman. I’m the King of the Hill
After coming out of hospital I consume a whole lump of cheddar, a huge wheel of edam and some parmesan and become the superhero CHEESEMAN (dah-dah-dah-dah!!!). I remove EnryGT5 from the planet and become the king of the hill forever more. Mwahahaha!
Wearing a UN helmet, I walk along the road built by Kubboz’s workers. Everyone claps for me. I’m the King of the hill.
I hijack a space ship and come back to Earth, when i come out i modify my bicycle by adding a 250cc engine, full steel fairing and… a plasma cannon straight from the ship, when i reach the top i run over UltimateBMWFan at 110 mph and destroy Cheeseman with the plasma cannon. I am once again the King of the Hill
I respawned. Again. I decided to give a ride Ultimate a ride in a new Cossack. Unfortunately, I kinda crashed at 10 km/h. Good thing is I had an airbag. He, unfortunately, did not. I crawled out of the wrangled wreckage and became a new king of the hill, albeit injured a bit.
I run inside my workshop and take out one of my new prototype cars, people love it so much they make me the new King of the Hill
RESPAWN! I put the least efficient engine in one of the Lystex models, drive up the hill and rev the engine. I run out of fuel immediately, but the amount of carbon dioxide gets into Enry’s lungs and kills him. Once the air was clear enough I get out of the car and become the King of the Hill!