Respawn! i run into my workshop and wear the concept armor i built, it’s equipped with: Auto Liquid Spraying Device (ALSD), a Nokia 3310, Anti Co2 Filter (ACo2F) and some neat laser rifles. i run on top of the hill, grab Cheeseman and throw him down the hill, he tries to fight back but i laser-rifled him, then i sprayed him with poisoned soda, i’m the new King of the Hill evil laugh 
I impale Enry’s with an exhaust pipe, and then run my 10.9 engine. Exhaust amount is amount is high enough not only to poison him (which his filter prevented), but also to squish him with pressure.
I sneak up on Kubboz’s Skoda and pull off the handbrake, he runs towards the bottom of the hill to save it, i’m the King of the Hill
I start dyno testing a new car but forget to attach it with straps. It then goes straight into Enry and keeps going.
While I’m here, I may aswell take the hill.
I destroy a large quantity of LKC 7.4-litre V8 engines. Obviously salen00b has to go and see the extent of the damage, and when he goes and has a look I sneak up the hill and become the supreme monarch of the hill.
I go and steal both of cheeseman’s cars and throw them as far as I can. Cheese must go and retrieve them.
That means going down the hill for him and becoming the king of the hill for me!
With the help of the 101th Airborne, I proceed to land on the hill while an AC-130 blasts anyone on it. I’m glad I brought a parachute. Or was it a parakeet ?
Now “little pieces of meat” have taken the Hill.
I equip my plasmamotorbicycle (Read page 4) with a snow plow and an Hayabusa engine, along with hellawide tires, then i charge on the hill plowing everyone, i’m the King of the Hill
I unscrew a bolt on the mentioned bike, and taunt Enry. He gets on his vehicle of choice, which then breaks into pieces and sents him flying. I’m the king of the hill.
I point at a random dude at tell Kubboz this guy says he’s the owner of Cossack Motors. As he goes to shut him up, I’m standing as the new monarch. 
I sneak behind Kev and slam a wrench on his head, knocking him out, i’m the new King 
I do the same… With a wrecking ball (Miley Cyrus free)
The new king of the hill est moo.
As I’m slowly recovering, I unleash a bunch of hungry rats. Kev2442 1, Cheeseman 0.
I go on the hill with a flame thrower with the idea of clearing of the rodents and by doing that I “accidentally” burn kev.
I procede to conquer the hill.
I shout that the new Automation update is here! Salen00b precedes to run with excitement, I therefore claim “King of the Hill”.
I sit upon my hill with a gas mask and a 303. rifle. (The gas mask is purely for looks, ha!)
I tell bullko that i got some parts for his Ford XY (Not the pokemon game) waiting for him in my workshop, but right when he walks him the 10.9 cast iron v8 that i hung on the roof falls and squishs him. I’m the New Ultimate Emperor of the Almighty Hill
I respawn and I’m getting bored of it. NUKE IT.
I’m the king of what used to be a Hill.
Well, I rebuild the hill in the another position. It includes orbital anti-nuke laser. And a garage for a Felicia underground with some machine gun guards shooting trespassers on sight. I become the king of my hill.
Casually stroll up the hill. “HALT! WHO IS THIS!” “Don’t worry, I know Kubboz. He told me to take over the hill for him!” I’m the new king of the hill. Sorry Kubby…
I jump in my 280 mph hatchback ( Yes, i built such a monster) and charge towards the hill, i get past the guards so fast they didn’t know what that red bolt was and stop near the top, then i come out of the car and push BMWFan off, i’m the King 