King of the Hill

I was holding on to the roof of the car, got off and whacked Enry in the back of the head with a baseball bat. Then I got my henchmen to get rid of the body and get rid of him somewhere near the centre of the Atlantic. I am the new eeeeeevil king of the hill mwahahaha. :slight_smile:

I use a microwave gun on Cheeseman. He fried. Iā€™m the King. :slight_smile:

Iā€™ve build a new hill next to the other hill, so now Iā€™m king of my own hill

I grab a bulldozer, knock down Maurices new hill and push it on top of Kev on the hill. I am now king of a higher hill!

Drummerdude is happily standing on the hill when suddenly a bulldozer ( the one he used before) rams him brutally together with some trees and other stuff and drops him down the hill, i was driving the bulldozer, iā€™m the new King of the Strangely Tall Hill :laughing:

I get the largest digger anybody has ever seen and dig the hill right where Enry is making it unstable and makes it collapse. He is no longer on a hill, I run him over and drive up the other side of the hill. I am now the king of the hill with a cliff on the side! :stuck_out_tongue:

I bury some TNT in the Hillā€™s cliff. Letā€™s blow it up !
Now Iā€™m the King of ā€œthe Mesa with falling cheesy bitsā€ !

Jeez, all this violence. I bring in the United Nations and secure everyone. Everyone, dead, maimed, and alive, cheer the platoon as I lead them up. I install a plaque that reads: ā€œThis is now the United Nationā€™s property. Any attempt to overrun the United Nations will be met with negotiations. If negotiations fail, the United Nations will have to take defensive action.ā€ Iā€™m the new UN Chairman of the Hill.

riding in my Pagani Zonda to hill, but in half-way zonda started to burn, i jump out running maniacally to top (cause im on fire) and accidentally puting on fire UltimateBMWfan while extinguishing my self, when he ran down i realized that im new King of the hill :laughing:

I set fire to the local UN building to secure the Hill, and while Kubastach shaked my hand, I electrocuted him with a modified hand buzzer.
No more King of the Hill. Oh wait, Iā€™m the One.

I wait for Kev to lower his guard on the hill then sneak up the hill stab him in the back.
MY HILL!!

After a long time, I respawn.
This way, bgdude24 wonā€™t fear anything.
I build a tiiiny little drone.
It flies to his neck and injects a powerful poison.
He slowly dies in an horrible pain.
This Hill is MINE.

I give kev the keys to a new Rolls Royce he goes to enjoy his new car and takes it for a drive
but then notices its not a Rolls Royce its a Chinese knockoff the
Geely GE he is now sad. I take the hill

looks pretty close to a real one.

Well actually, it wasnā€™t me, as Iā€™m not really interested in RR, as well as I know the current ones, so I would have seen the difference.
In fact, it was one of those clones I made ā€œjust in caseā€ā€¦
So as you thought you were alone, I knocked you out, and got you in a box. Destination : China.
Farewell, Lollime. Welcome back, Hill. :stuck_out_tongue:

Hey Kev, wanna go at my place? I got a swimming pool!
He jumps in the water without hesitating. Suddenly, the ladders mysteriously disappear and the pool side becomes too slippery to get a good grip making him unable to get out of the pool.
I watch him drown from the top of the hill while drinking some sweet lemonade. :smiling_imp:

But the lemonade taste a bit like almonds. Cynide for you and happiness for me. And a hill too!

I simply walk on the hill and take it, as Norman is still in the pool, lifeless.

Kubboz didnā€™t notice I wasnā€™t the man in the pool so Iā€™ll push in the doom pool. :laughing:

Dear Norman,

You made the mistake to go near the pool.
This is why I sent you one of my cars at high speed
with this little message on the bumper.

                        Good luck in your fight!
                                             salen00b

He didnā€™t get the time to read the car was already over him and Kubboz in the pool.
I claim the hill mine.