Oh wait… I went back in time one day too early. I went back to your future and my present time, went back in time one day later, and then I simply walked on the hill and took it, as Norman was still in the pool, lifeless. Of course I had to push salen00b off the hill, but he’s so weak, so it was not too difficult. The hill is mine.
Oh well, look at this ! Another clone !
I’m glad I took some vacations in the meantime, cause without this clone replacing me…
So here I am, offering Kubboz a ride in the real Monster Garage GT40 Monster Truck.
Of course, like Admiral Ackbar would say…
IT’S A TRAP !
I’m now standing on Da Hill, waving at this spectacular GT40 loosing its wheels at 100 mph, and…
OH LOOK, A CLIFF ! 
i steal a dark blue lexus lfa and tell kev you won a trip to las vegas with a lexus lfa for 3 weeks! and im the king of the hill 
Amazed that this crazy fight to the top is still going I decide to show my amazement by coming in like a wreeeeeeeeecking baaaaall and knocking the king of the hill from a crane alongside it. I jump of the wreeeeeeecking baaaaaall and claim the hill part of the Kingdom of Cheese.
I then take a japanise ww2 spitfire bomber plane and drop 3 nuclear bombs and come and land when the gas waves are gone and cheese man dissolved. im the king of the hill
However, radiation poisoning from the ground makes dillpickle ill and is so rushed to hospital, I gladly take over the hill (Which would now be a 50ft crater as the nuclear bombs destroyed it 
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but then I put a gas mask on and put a new hill and the king sufacated and im the new king of the hill 
I ban dillpickle for lack of basic writing skills and not being creative.
I am the king of the hill.
I then make a new account and walk up the hill like this 
and kubb laughs and falls down the hill. im the king of the hill. simple 
Enjoying my time in Vegas, I’m staying there until the 28th.
Besides that, I order a private spy to kidnapp dillpickle.
By the time he comes to his senses, he’s been sold as a slave to human traffickants in Asia.
Well, that was some good business. And I have some more money to gamble.
Now, the question is :
Who’s taken the Hill now ? I’m still in Vegas for 2 weeks !
Will somebody take me down right here in Sin City ? Or just take the hill until I come back ? Technically, it’s still mine, as it’s only been borrowed.
Sits on the hill and eats popcorn waiting for the next round of Spy vs. Spy antics between all of these guys. I am inadvertently the new Queen of the Hill!
I throw up on CobaltGirl’s Cobalt and she goes home to clean it.
Look, a free hill for me!
Being the uncontested king of the hill is boring. In an attempt to solve this problem, I simply go off the hill.
I’m not the king of the hill anymore.
But I gladly take over and build a huge military base to defend the hill.
I’m the king of the hill
I just walk in to the base and take it over because Boyer forgot to hire soldiers to run the military base. As king of the hill, I hire soldiers to run the base that Boyer built for me.
FINALLY coming back from my holidays in L.V.
So, technically, I’m still the owner of Dat Hill. As I haven’t been defeated, just taken away. But just in case, I hired a kamikaze pin-up.
The soldiers didn’t even think about risks. And now they’re gone.
I’m still King of the Hill, and now also King of the Ruins.
Because Kev2442 like ruins so much, I gave him an offer he could not refuse: An all-expenses-paid trip to the ruins of ancient Greece!!! While he was gone, I rebuilt the base, and staffed it with robots.
I throw Jakgoe a car to tune. He fails to catch it with his hands for some reason and the car crushes him. I’m the new king of the hill.
I get the wrong bus. It drives me to the top of the hill while running Kubboz to the bottom in the process. Coincidentally, I am the new king of the hill.
Before Pleb’s bus goes to its next stop, I shove him back inside, and shut the doors behind him. I am now king of the hill.