I make a paper plane and throw towards jakgoe. The plane pierces through his right eye and exits through his left eye rendering him blind.
Then, I simply push him down the hill.
I am the new king of the hill.
Wow… That’s harsh. After getting my eyes repaired, I take salen00b and lock him in a freezer. Revenge is a dish best served cold. I walk up the hill, and become king of the hill.
Jakgoe forgot to pay the electricity bill on his freezer. The police are informed, but can’t find him. I point them to the top of the hill. After Jakgoe is taken to the station, I stroll up to the top of the hill, and so, I am the king of the hill.
After I free myself from the unfrozen freezer of doom, I drive a Cottam Libre in pleb’s direction.
Pleb, who doesn’t want to shoot at his own creation, gets run over.
Then, I back up to make sure he stays under and claim the hill mine.
Who said I liked ruins ?
I acted fake, and I come up dressed as a cute woman.
I gently ask salen00b to give me the Hill, and he didn’t resist to my charms.
You can’t fool me. You can’t take the Hill from me. 
I put on earplugs an blast Justin Bieber songs to draw Kev2442 away from the Hill.
I am King!
I take Ronin’s earplugs off, he starts running away.
When he’s far enough I simply burn his boombox.
I take back the hill.
-Hey, Rightinfrontofmycomputer is burning in a fire. Go and save your home! - I shout, and salen00b runs to Quebec, Canada to do so. I take the hill.
“Hey, Kubboz! I have the keys to the… umm… Nevermind, I’ll keep the car, you can keep the hill!” Drives off in a Ferrari FF Kubboz is still the King. For now 
I steal Ronin’s Ferrari FF, and tempt Kubboz off the hill with it. I don’t care that I give up the car, it is extremely ugly. I am now king of the hill.
I give the Ferrari the CTE way of tuning. Now, it actually looks decent. Jakgoe sees that and goes down the hill to get it back. I take the hill.
“Hey Kubboz, don’t you find it strange that there’s a Felicia staying just right there, without its wheels ?”
As he runs away in fear, I claim this Hill mine.
Kev, that Skoda trick has been used 100 times already. That is considered spam, and I contact Killrob. Bans Kev2442. Now I am king of the hill.
Killrob Edit: Bans Kev2442
Edit: For the record, that was actually Killrob, not me.
As it isn’t fair that you two are both on me, I ask Killrob to ban Jakgoe too.
He does so and now there’s no King for the Hill. Unless Killrob wants it, of course.
Kev, your logic is flawed. You were already banned, and therefore cannot ask Killrob anything. Because of this, I am still king of the hill.
Killrob Edit: Bans Kev2442 again Bans Jakgoe Killrob is now King of the Hill!
I load a savegame. I’m back as the King of the Hill.
Kev2442 received a ban for savescumming. I’m the king of the hill.
I hack the forums to get admin rights for little time, kick Kubboz for overreactive use of banning, and set it back before anyone notices.
I’m da King.
Kev, your plan was perfect, except that you revealed that you hacked the forums. Hacking is most certainly not allowed, therefore Kubboz bans you. The hill is now open for someone to claim it.
Hey, I was still banned, as I set it back after I finished.
Oh and, I saw a huge mistake in the banning system, so when Kubboz banned me again, it actually forgave me.
So I can now claim it mine again.