King of the Hill

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141

I use drone to send bomb to hill. Explosion is so strong that it throw SamSheepDoq to Alaska!
Well, hill is mine. Oh and i take that nice crown.

142

*SamSheepDoq… lol :stuck_out_tongue:

Using reverse psychology, I talk Kubastach down from the hill.

The hill is once again mine.

143

I send in a pack of sheeps and make sam run after them with my whistle.

Hill is mine!

144

I run Wizzy over with the EGT-84B, the hill is mine again :smiley:

145

I make fun of the fact you don’t have a car, and you become really embarrassed. You run off to buy a car, and I become king of the hill.

146

The supercharger pulley on jakgoe’s LS9 engine mysteriously explodes, requiring him to go at the nearest repair shop which sadly specializes in Ford products.
Additionally, since Jakgoe didn’t bring a car, he must carry the broken LS9 with his bare hands.

I take advantage of the position Jakgoe is in to make the hill mine.

147

I tell salen00b that i repaired his Toyota, he rushes home not realizing i claimed the hill :laughing: :laughing:

148

After correcting salen00b (LS9 ≠ LSA), I tell EnryGT5 that I have a new GTR Nismo for him. When he comes down the hill to get it, I run up the hill and proclaim myself king of it.

149

I run over Jakgoe with the GTR Nismo he gave me, i proclaim myself Ultimate King of the Hill Kingdom :smiley:

150

Anyway, I drop an LS9 on EnryGT5, rendering him unconscious. I bury him and I even organize some kind of celebration. On his gravestone I write “Killed by 6,162 cubic centimeters of unpure power”.
And then I declare myself king of the hill.

151

I get out of the hole somehow, since salen00b buried me alive, and set fire to the hill with low quality unleaded gasoline killing everything on it :laughing: :laughing:
I’m the new king of the… ehm… hill?

152

Since you used low quality unleaded, the fire won’t start because of knock. I then re-bury you, and claim the hill as mine.

153

I adjust the cam profile slider and A/F mixture ratio so that the fire can start. It burns Jakgoe to crisps.
I wait until the hill runs out of fuel which, for a reason of fuel consumption, didn’t take long and then claim the hill mine.

154

I get out of there, go in the 870 bhp EGT-84 Reborn and slam the door in salen00b’s face at 280 kph knocking him to Japan :laughing: :laughing:

155

I’m finalising my orbital ray-casting satellite, now with added nuke detector-avoider and crown tracker.
You’ve got some time to think and pray : hope you won’t be the king by the time it’s ready to go…

156

I respawn in my Seishido Yajiri RE and use all of it’s limited 276bhp to run over Kev, who was playing with the satellite remote control :smiley:
I’m the Ultimate Emperor of the Hill, i am immortal

157

I actually walk up a hill 1 km ahead, which is atleast 50 meters higher than the hill everyone has been fighting for, and quitely sit down. My Hill. I claim myself as King of This Hill.

158

I take kevs satelllite control. Hmmm… the ray is wide enough to burn everything in 5km radius? OK!

cuts to Kubby sitting on the burnt Wizzy’s hill, next to his charred remains

I’m the King of the Hill.

159

I replaced myself with a dummy as I heard the Ion Cannon charge. Slowly walk up behind kubby and brutaly stab him to dead with a knife. Muhahaha. MY HILL.

160

I respawned. I walk up to Wizzy and say:
“I’ve heard you want to be in a video game”
I stuff him into a van, push it off the hill and say:
“How bout BeamNG”
I’m the new king of the hill.