MLC2 - Let's take the car again: Now with the original English reviews!

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Sablino Motors
sunrise 1200 e high luxurious


What do you say, Senex? Anyway

If you have a car, what is it?

Nihilo is the first car. It’s fast, at top speed. From 0 to 100 seconds, the maximum speed is 320 km / h. a woman will sit next to you in the back, who will reduce the optimal size with the help of large buttons.

It is very cheap-96 000,84 rubles, so this is a suitable option for you and your family. Stop, stop, take the car now. I intend to do it. Come out now.

Other nice features: An 8-track stereo receiver made only with good music. 5 seats for the convenience of the whole family. Inside to reduce the weight of the machine. Four-cylinder turbocharged V16 with a capacity of 900 hp Road cars. High-quality materials. It was not used for running (5 km). Now you can.


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Review Number One

sob 99 time

@HelloHi

----- 2012. year

Concept: sob boat, 900 times counting. Crying Swede.

Style: a crying soul,a pink swede,a wandering soul,a man spinning into bankruptcy. Depression, night wolf. Lost Dreams

There are 18 wrong choices.

The Sob 9 time car is very interesting. It had an 8-liter engine, but the aerodynamics did not match. The car buzzed in smoke and lonely desert, the brakes broke. The engine is interesting. I do not know… With such drivers. It is interesting to see only one engine of this size and two turbines in a car of this size. Four turbines provide better performance, thus attracting more customers. In addition, the exhaust pipe of the car is very small and acts as a limiting element in this case.

I didn’t feel good about that car. Pink is noticeable. Why buy a used car? The design of the car pushes the boundaries of what is allowed. That’s cool. You will say wow! Ring Ring Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring!! And wow! People look at my car as if the ship is sailing with them.

Car tires wide, this may be a problem, but fortunately, the police funds are reduced, so they do not have time to intervene. From 0 to 100 lasts more than 15 seconds, which is much more than cars produced in 2012. For many years, terrain tires guarantee an uncomfortable and hungry ride. 17-inch tires are very light. It’s like driving a whole car! Car seats are like uncomfortable solid seats in poor Swedish apartments. They’re not pretty! But the car’s entertainment system is of the highest quality in Sweden. It confuses me. Why spend money on unrelated things when you can spend on something important? Swedish car insurance. That makes me happy, but the car is stuck. This car not only looks like a boat, but also floats like a boat in the open sea. The last nail in the coffin lid is the purchase price of over 35,000, although we specifically mention that 20,000 is a good price. It was also overwhelmed with frustration and pain, with maintenance costs exceeding $ 4,44000 per year.

Final decision.

The design of the car is very attractive and has a very high price. I have to abandon this car.
Low driving comfort and poor maintenance. Large engines provide power, but do not run on wheels. It can be used outdoors, like a car. Sob 900. This car will burn in hell forever.

cars with the main model garage

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Can you take good pictures of your experiences?

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Mah eyes! They burn!
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Which body is this? I’d want to have some fun with it before it gets fixed.

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Give your car to Harald Walkowski, then it looks the same as here

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Saab 900 legacy body from the Kee era.

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Rating No. 2

Kokatsu Grinding

@azkaalfafa

Model Year 2020

Concept: A stunning SUV! Fresh style on November 11. Lower town is usually the town of Rannabut

Style: visualization of November rains, hopes and dying dreams. Grey is warm. A car with a dressing room and a wardrobe.

7 wrong decisions were made.

Review:

The Grindr is an uninteresting car. The engine capacity is only 1 liter. Some aluminum plates provide a faster ride, but also reduce the structural integrity of the car. However, I like the turbocharging of this car. He gave the poor engine tremendous power! 98.1 horsepower. This is not just a 1913 French car, unfortunately, the factory lighting looks a bit torpedo-shaped. This is the negative impact of a beautiful car. Unfortunately, the small motor of the milling machine painfully howled. He deserves something better.

Moderna Kokatsu design by Moderna… Refreshing. It may not seem unique, but it’s original. The colors remind of November. Gray, cold, dank. The design matches the November weather well. Surrealism: Its unattractive design resembles a sushi bar in a low-income neighborhood.

A weak engine produces enough power to send the milling machine into the stratosphere. The maximum speed of almost 200 km/h is impressive. However, on these new cars, the acceleration time from 0 to 100 km/h slows down by more than 12 seconds. This car suffered a cruel and terrible death on the road. Conventional gear offers enough sporty character, but at the cost of a comfortable ride. I don’t want to move the slow gear lever, if I want to borrow the car, I don’t want to use the vine.

Although this car has five doors, it has only four seats. Why is this happening? If there are more than four people sitting in the car, will the car break down? We’ll never know. This is a very annoying drawback. Modern urban submarines must have at least 5 seats!! The largest submarine in the city should have 7 seats. The TV must have at least 9 seats, preferably 12.

This car is made safely and modernly. Safety regulations… The suspension is strong and stable. The low price of the 13 400 is a pleasant surprise, unfortunately, due to its low environmental resistance, keeping the car in good condition will not be cheap. If this tea is a burger, then it will be a cheeseburger without food. It serves not only the usual burger, but also food, but not so much food. You can compensate for the unpleasant taste of the machine by removing cucumbers. And hamburgers.

Conclusion:

This car is just a car. This is a means of transportation. It has only 4 seats, which makes it less attractive to potential customers. It’s a little boring and a little easy, but that doesn’t necessarily mean it’s bad. This does not make a person jealous, but it still attracts thieves with its novelty. In other words, this car exists. But it’s very important. He will not burn in the eternal fire of hell, but he will not come to congratulate the infinite light of heaven.

milling machine gallery

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Yep, Saab 900 legacy body. There’s a 9-5 body as well that’s equally fucked up, it’s well out of proper scale too

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So far i am trying to figure out what’s going on. I don’t know what’s going on.
Can’t wait for the review on my car and what monstrosity it’ll be.

The “milling machine” was engineered based on the Toyota Raize, a compact SUV with a 1l turbocharged engine that makes 98 hp, and also has a 2nd row that are really pushing it for 3 people

Honestly surprised that its failure prowess to climb hills weren’t highlighted

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We both know a car like that will never see a hill. It’s made for driving over the curb so you han get to Walmart three minutes faster.

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Floating cam? However, this is strange.

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Review number: 3

Molbo Sand - 1.9 DIESEL - Sun - dexxx and Sport

@Ludvig

Year of release: 2012

Concept: A dream that can be destroyed. A coupe with a rear engine arrangement. Luxury is a struggle for SUVs. Molding crusher, coffee grinder.

Style: Luxury car in monsoon style, a car with very important people. The design of the rear engine. The American ass opened up.

3 Wrong Choices

The diesel injection molding crusher is equipped with an excellent 1.9 liter engine. There are many sports, but not so many. The engine provides high torque, but at the expense of power. The engine is old, old. The question is why new cars uses such an old engine. Do you hate the old days? Is this just a continuation of the dream of freedom? A big question is a small answer. The turbocharging of this car may not be the most powerful, but it gave the engine a lot of momentum and a little spark to the boring engine. What is unknown is why the car runs on compressed gas. It’s a big mystery to me. Exhaust gases do not limit the power of the car, but this is due to the fact that the engine power is reduced by only 216 horsepower. The car was so loud and frantic.

It will flash yellow. It’s like looking into the dark. I am very happy with the open fog top, this is a person who knows how to walk on the sidewalk and see the luxurious interior of a premium car lined with veneer, I like the back seat, but I do not know why the front and rear doors are fastened. The door now gives the rear passengers more space to pass through the cabin. This is a serious omission for the developers of fog lights. The enlarged wheels give the driver and passengers a sense of luxury. Let them know how stable they are. He radiates wealth. All-wheel drive allows you to drive on untrodden roads. When using a larger battery, you can easily get rid of it. But the 6-speed automatic transmission gives me a headache. Why not use a regular car? This gives me the impression that as the owner of this car, I cannot make difficult decisions. Switch to manual or automatic control? I can’t decide!!! I used automatic control by combining these 2 options. Small automatic, small manual. This is not good!!!

The high-torque engine accelerates the car to 9.2 km in 100 seconds per hour, which increases the car’s power, improves gas response and acceleration. The maximum speed is 242 kilometers per hour, but on the German highway the car overtook its direct competitor, Ferrari 458 Italy 2012. Unlike the Ferrari, this car has a 25-inch curb, which is the envy of the most expensive Ferrari drivers.

There is nothing to brag about fuel consumption, but do not be afraid. The machine looks as shown below. This further improves the functionality of this off-road oriented fog lamp. There is a luxury Chevrolet e-comfort in the cabin, and I sleep in the back seat because I feel like I’m going to heaven. The sun is eternal, you meet it not with discomfort, but with a smile. The car is equipped with an additional steering wheel, which allows you to make small turns, despite the large size of the car. The suspension is really big! Innovative design. Almost Levites. Wealth surrounds these machines.

I like the low purchase price of the Molvo meat grinder, but the annual maintenance costs exceed these $2,500, which would lead to bankruptcy due to the unreliability of the machine. After 2 years, the car will completely rust. The car made me feel bad. What you like: Rita Ora, I chose Nissan

Conclusion

The Molvo grinding machine is an inexpensive machine, but you will spend money to buy it. It is best to use a diesel engine. But I had no plans to rent a car, so I didn’t think about putting sand in diesel fuel that could be disassembled. I hope that he will be recognized as a person who can make a decision. Unfortunately, the open sand form is not suitable for my lifestyle. Don’t lock the car and don’t be afraid, I won’t send this car to the eternal flame, nerd. But this is not a meeting with a cheerful sun in the sky. Maybe why is this happening? Plain. Because the car can’t decide where to go.

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cheers-leonardo-di-caprio
This quest for a car, is Presidential. I consider myself enlightened, albeit not euphoric for the moment.

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The car in the photos existn’t within the review

Oh, how interesting that so many conclusions can be received from one model. It’s super crazy, and very sensitive! It is still necessary to learn to meet the sun not with irritation, but with a smile. I am waiting for the next reviews!

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My favorite car 2

Review 4

Valiant Viva Flex

@mart1n2005

Year of creation 1998

Definitions: sedans, mini sedans, young drivers and ordinary families. Compared to the 1990s with years of economic packaging.

Style: Yellow vacuum cleaner, dream car married man without passion

2 wrong choices

The Vivan Flex is equipped with a 1.8-liter 4-liter engine. The engine may not seem big, but you should remember that the compact wheelbase of this car is 2.6 m. The engine is about 10 years older than the car. The 8-lock version was completed in 1998 year. This year. However, the engine can produce up to 95 hp. This number is not impressive, but claims that it is 1990. Budget legend of the years. They shouldn’t be. The engine is very gentle and in no way surprising. The size of the exhaust pipe remains the same, indicating poor geometry. The engine provides basic reliability without affecting the volume. The quiet engine at low speed was quite satisfactory.

The yellow color of urine is a bold choice. The designer does not know whether the manager will make them dance, train or have fun. Otherwise, the driver will start crying and worrying. In this case, I do not cry or suffer, but he does not allow me to dance and sing, full of joy. Very rare color options. I choose a car with a conservative design. It looks like this should continue in automotive form.

The car Valiant Flex Viva has front-wheel drive and a five-speed standard transmission. This is typical for cars of this age and class. Buying such a car today does not require bank loans and does not lead to bankruptcy. Nevertheless, it is interesting, but it should be noted that the reliability of the old car is not impressive, a bold choice of 1998. He is a progressive person. This is an unusual choice because of its conservative and convenient nature. The car’s security system is at the highest level. In the event of an accident, people tend to die. If you are a person who enjoys life, then that’s good. But if you live in unbearable conditions, such a safe car is probably not your first choice. The maximum load of the car is 328 kg. Not enough. Four people cannot get into the car without damaging the suspension.

Although it’s an old car, it’s going well. Comfort is age and the best function. Even though the car is a guide, it’s easy to drive, but I’m worried that the electric steering will make the car sexy and dry. Are you looking to explore this area very interested? Or would you rather sit on the lawn and stare at a brick wall?;

The cost of repairing the car was acceptable - a few cents higher than 665 cents in 1998. It makes me a bit of a reseller after 20 years, which is good for me in Moderna 1998. Buy a car, I have to buy it, but the question is, will I buy a used car?

Just because the car is very structured doesn’t mean it’s my ideal car. The rust protection is very good, and the reliability is not worse than that of modern cars, I like the final drying, which makes it easy to leave the parking lot, I like this drying. Leave it there when I saw the driver chasing me down the road.

Conclusion

It’s a very nice car, but I might be bored. Very predictable. This is a clear answer. Safe, reliable, fun and beautiful. This car doesn’t burn in hell, but it doesn’t burn in the sun. He walks through the green areas of Scotland, the mountains and the stone walls of England. The main enemy of this machine is the machine itself. There are exceptions to the relatively high fuel consumption, no problems in the car. It bothers me a bit.

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Is this madness over before you get into a cold car or sit in your dorm drinking Kleho?

MADNESS, DORM ROOM! LIFE! WHAT IS IT?

DPH Loudmobile Clone

@Danicoptero

review no. 5

Model Year 2020 - new

Concept: Carrier For The Queen Of Great Britain. Super patriotic supercar. British exhibition.

Style: British racing car, luxury transport. Exhibition Of Modern Retro Technology

11 bad choices

The loudmobile street car is considered a new car, but still uses the old ladder frame. In 2023, trucks also began to use the entire structure as a whole. This car was created in 1913. It has a unique suspension, metal body and frame. This engine develops with a power of 530 horsepower and a torque of 515 newton meters. However, this power is completely useless due to the power curve resembling a mountain, and the maximum value is close to the red line. However, there are no limiting factors that allow you to develop maximum engine power! Unfortunately, this car cannot be driven on public roads, because it does not have a catalytic converter. He has to sit on the street where the money of the police is cut further. From a small distance. Study of the country of the country. Why is this car completely useless?

Despite the high power, the travel time from 0 to 100 km/hour is 5.5 seconds. It is ridiculous for a car that should demonstrate the greatness of the British nation. This machine is equipped with a minimum mechanical device. If this car uses an advanced system to show the world how good British cars are, it will be perfect for the whole of the UK. The theme of the car is metal, and metal wheels do not give a feeling of greatness. A powerful call completely confused the British and brought only grief to the locals. The interior of Ludmila is very simple.He doesn't even have a radio. You can say that it is designed for weight loss, but this speaker weighs more than 1,600 pounds.This rough metal does not have a lock or safety system. But the car has adjustable steering. Can I ask you why? Why???

Now you might think that loudmobile is better than competitors in other categories like Loudmobile., fuel saving or reliable. The fuel consumption of the car is not very large-100 liters per 48.1 km. It’s terrible. The Austin phone is less reliable than the Queen’s if it was made by an Italian.

The noise phone occupies only 1 position, but is designed to carry more than 550 kg. I have never met such a fat man, but considering I have never been to America, I can explain. The Speaker cost around £ 20,000 and was damaged by melting. It is safe, uncomfortable, economical and uncontrolled! The maintenance cost of this car exceeds 2,300 euros, and additional costs due to the lack of corrosion protection are excluded.

Conclusion

Re-transportation to the UK. But I can’t emphasize enough how stupid this car is. This confuses Britain and its people. Because of this car, the Queen of England had to change her name to Shit England. The Queen of England decided to burn this car to hell. It it was the best place. He never saw the light again. Somehow it is not worth living. England, the country of the devil, is ashamed of this, and I am ashamed of it.

gallrey loudphone

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