MLC3: Oh no, not again (now judging no way!)

Can someone translate? I dont speak Martian.

Yeah bro, I gotchu.

It says "@̷̶̛͙̺̓̊!̸̟̼͐%̴͖̼̎&̶̱͊͂ͅ#̵̝̯͆(̴̮̈͋#̸̳̻̕&̸̡̹́̀#̴̥͛͠)̷͇̈́@̶̘͇̊̂!̶̤̑̅!̸̨̈́͜@̸͉͕͒͒!̵͉̐̉@̴̀͜$̶̶̩̭̼̐̃%̸̺͙͝#̸̜͇̎͐(̷̯̿%̵̨̖͑&̶̪͂̏4̸̨̼͐-̶̡͇͗͒@̸̥̽̅ͅ#̸̶̯̥̇̑͗%̶͕̠͠#̵̸͈̻̖̜̔͊̕&̶̩̍@̷̤̍̐!̸̭͙̅)̵̹͐̎#̵̯͙̋$̶̞̪́+̶̮̯̓@̸̙̻̚͠+̴͇͚̔-̶̝̦̈́+̸͈̘̈́=̶̡̗̆͝#̶̴̟̻͎͛͊̔&̵̢͔͛)̶̶̢̥̳̀͐͜(̸̰̩͛!̸̢̹̄)̶͍͛͘(̵̶̻̬̙̥̓̆͂%̸̛̘̗^̸̯̘̓͐!̵̣̈#̸͈͖̆̂#̸̯͈͆&̵̮͋@̷̧̊%̶̩͂^̶̨̛̣̆%̴͖̅^̴̡̇̋^̶̝̊̓#̵̢̩͂͑@̷̧̫̀̀#̶̶̭̘̗͍̒͠#̴͍͊̾(̷̺̯̉͌#̸̵̢̥̥̊́ͅ&̶͇̐̇&̸̮̍́%̷̯̮̈(̷͇̫̽#̴͕͑̾)̴̭̑!̷̰̖̏͠&̴̗̑̕@̶̱͋̍ͅ&̴̸̛̫̥̺̀̃͝#̷͓͐)̵̯̓͜@̴̡̮̐̎(̷̣͒͗@̸̶̫̬̠͌̄^̴̛̮͉̽!̵̗͘&̷̪̟̀͝&̴̳̼̓%̶̻̊̔#̷̮̂@̷̶̶̞͈͓͔̆̋̕̕@̵͔͐@̴̺̱̑̎)̷̪̔̊!̵̘̅(̸̨̈̓(̵̳́(̶̞͙̿!̷͙̣̀̽@̵͉̗͆̚$̷̮̎!̶͚̜͋@̷̣̐ͅ$̴̺̚!̵̷̦̗͚̌͗̈́&̶̱̾̅ͅ#̶̰̰͛̕$̶͓͙̑(̷̻̐̑)̵̪̥̒&̸̙̻͊&̷̨̻̾̍&̵̢̹̊͆@̶̩̆̅!̶͔̿̕&̶̣̞͘&̷̷̱̭̥̓̐͝#̵̧̑̽&̸̨̭͆̌)̴̥̪͝Q̶̴̤͗͛́ͅ)̴̠̽%̸̱̱̕(̷̝͐)̸̠̓&̵̤̲͗^̶͚̚%̵̢̤̇̕$̵̗̯̏^̷͚̣̑#̸͜͝&̶̸̠̞̗͒̓$̵͚͔͐̀^̴̮̓&̷̮͘(̸̷͙̩͑́͌@̴̖͉̓#̴̧̛^̵͓̈́̊$̶̼̿)̸͔̳͌^̷̙̀!̷͚̠̑@̸̯̮̎&̸͕͖͠_̸̡̦̎̀!̴̸̤͓̲̈̑̈́(̸͇͚͠#̶̮̯͗̔&̴̨͘%̷̢̾̎_̵͍͍̀͠!̵̣̔̈#̵̺̣͑&̵̣̏͠_̶̡͛%̵̨͉͆͊&̶̡͓̋͐_̷̝͖͗͊#̸̰͉̊̓%̵̺̖͌͝&̵̡̱́_̵̺́(̷̱̽̕@̸̶̢̰͆͌͊#̸̯͚̎&̴̮̄̚%̵̙̆̄(̸̵̤̻̳̒̃̆@̷̯̃#̸̖͈̈̃&̷̣̼͗$̵̱͊(̴̵̲͚̉́̃̚)̷̖͛@̷̻̩̂̕%̵̹͂)̴̈́̓͜^̸̥̩̈́%̵̰̓͗_̶͉̼̄́_̸̻̅̊_̴̱̕_̷͈̐̾!̷͚̈́́#̷̟̀̿(̷̶̛͖͇͇̆̾̋%̷̩͎̒̈́&̵̨̤͒̚#̴̥̝̈́́)̵̼̐̓%̶̞͋^̸̘̕@̷̵̼͙̻́̀̒̆&̷͇̘̋^̵̲̑͛!̴̗͊^̸̫̿^̸͉͘^̵͂ͅ!̸̹̽!̷͓̱͐͋#̷͚̀^̶̨̹̄%̷̦̋̂@̴̭͊&̶͔̚#̸̗̮̔̈́@̶̡͑(̶̥͍̂̌!̶̧̚#̴̼͗!̸̧̮̈%̷͖͋͝&̶͎̈́^̸̣̝̈͠(̵̷̧̭͌̕̕͜#̶̻̀̀@̸̨͒̚ͅ(̶̘͙͑

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Translated the first part. Dont open unless you want spoilers, if you’d like to figure it out yourself please ignore this.

Part 1, SPOILERS IF YOU WANT TO TRANSLATE

(BTW IF YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS, HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW BIONICLE NERD, BUT ALSO DON’T TELL ANYONE ELSE WHAT IT SAYS IT’LL BE FUNNIER IF THEY HAVE TO TRANSLATE IT THEMSELVES)

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says they don’t speak martian and then proceeds to translate it :roll_eyes: smh my head

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Fair warning I just got copilot to vomit this out

MLC3 JUDGING:
Abingdon Presto 1500 by @mart1n2005

10 PRINT “ABINGDON PRESTO 1500 REVIEW”
20 PRINT “---------------------------”
30 PRINT “YEAR: 1979”
40 PRINT “STYLE: CLASSIC BRITISH”
50 PRINT “ENGINE: 1.5L RELIABLE”
60 PRINT “PERFORMANCE: ADEQUATE”
70 PRINT “INTERIOR: LUXURIOUS”
80 PRINT “OVERALL: A SOLID CHOICE FOR RETRO CAR ENTHUSIASTS.”
90 END

FUN FACT: lotto knows nothing about BASIC coding outside of what he’s seen in youtube videos

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10 PRINT “IS THERE ANY BETTER CAR IN THIS CHALLENGE THAN THE VW 1302 UTE? (Y/N)”
20 DO
30 A$=INKEY$
40 LOOP UNTIL A$=“Y” OR A$=“N”
50 IF A$=“Y” THEN PRINT “DID YOU DRINK PAINT THINNER FOR BREAKFAST, YOU BRAINDEAD JERK?”
60 IF A$=“N” THEN PRINT “CORRECT”
70 IF A$=“N” THEN END
80 GOTO 10

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god i just hope that my car gets reviewed in at least a semi-comprehensible way

I think the stars point to No.