Can someone translate? I dont speak Martian.
Yeah bro, I gotchu.
It says "@̷̶̛͙̺̓̊!̸̟̼͐%̴͖̼̎&̶̱͊͂ͅ#̵̝̯͆(̴̮̈͋#̸̳̻̕&̸̡̹́̀#̴̥͛͠)̷͇̈́@̶̘͇̊̂!̶̤̑̅!̸̨̈́͜@̸͉͕͒͒!̵͉̐̉@̴̀͜$̶̶̩̭̼̐̃%̸̺͙͝#̸̜͇̎͐(̷̯̿%̵̨̖͑&̶̪͂̏4̸̨̼͐-̶̡͇͗͒@̸̥̽̅ͅ#̸̶̯̥̇̑͗%̶͕̠͠#̵̸͈̻̖̜̔͊̕&̶̩̍@̷̤̍̐!̸̭͙̅)̵̹͐̎#̵̯͙̋$̶̞̪́+̶̮̯̓@̸̙̻̚͠+̴͇͚̔-̶̝̦̈́+̸͈̘̈́=̶̡̗̆͝#̶̴̟̻͎͛͊̔&̵̢͔͛)̶̶̢̥̳̀͐͜(̸̰̩͛!̸̢̹̄)̶͍͛͘(̵̶̻̬̙̥̓̆͂%̸̛̘̗^̸̯̘̓͐!̵̣̈#̸͈͖̆̂#̸̯͈͆&̵̮͋@̷̧̊%̶̩͂^̶̨̛̣̆%̴͖̅^̴̡̇̋^̶̝̊̓#̵̢̩͂͑@̷̧̫̀̀#̶̶̭̘̗͍̒͠#̴͍͊̾(̷̺̯̉͌#̸̵̢̥̥̊́ͅ&̶͇̐̇&̸̮̍́%̷̯̮̈(̷͇̫̽#̴͕͑̾)̴̭̑!̷̰̖̏͠&̴̗̑̕@̶̱͋̍ͅ&̴̸̛̫̥̺̀̃͝#̷͓͐)̵̯̓͜@̴̡̮̐̎(̷̣͒͗@̸̶̫̬̠͌̄^̴̛̮͉̽!̵̗͘&̷̪̟̀͝&̴̳̼̓%̶̻̊̔#̷̮̂@̷̶̶̞͈͓͔̆̋̕̕@̵͔͐@̴̺̱̑̎)̷̪̔̊!̵̘̅(̸̨̈̓(̵̳́(̶̞͙̿!̷͙̣̀̽@̵͉̗͆̚$̷̮̎!̶͚̜͋@̷̣̐ͅ$̴̺̚!̵̷̦̗͚̌͗̈́&̶̱̾̅ͅ#̶̰̰͛̕$̶͓͙̑(̷̻̐̑)̵̪̥̒&̸̙̻͊&̷̨̻̾̍&̵̢̹̊͆@̶̩̆̅!̶͔̿̕&̶̣̞͘&̷̷̱̭̥̓̐͝#̵̧̑̽&̸̨̭͆̌)̴̥̪͝Q̶̴̤͗͛́ͅ)̴̠̽%̸̱̱̕(̷̝͐)̸̠̓&̵̤̲͗^̶͚̚%̵̢̤̇̕$̵̗̯̏^̷͚̣̑#̸͜͝&̶̸̠̞̗͒̓$̵͚͔͐̀^̴̮̓&̷̮͘(̸̷͙̩͑́͌@̴̖͉̓#̴̧̛^̵͓̈́̊$̶̼̿)̸͔̳͌^̷̙̀!̷͚̠̑@̸̯̮̎&̸͕͖͠_̸̡̦̎̀!̴̸̤͓̲̈̑̈́(̸͇͚͠#̶̮̯͗̔&̴̨͘%̷̢̾̎_̵͍͍̀͠!̵̣̔̈#̵̺̣͑&̵̣̏͠_̶̡͛%̵̨͉͆͊&̶̡͓̋͐_̷̝͖͗͊#̸̰͉̊̓%̵̺̖͌͝&̵̡̱́_̵̺́(̷̱̽̕@̸̶̢̰͆͌͊#̸̯͚̎&̴̮̄̚%̵̙̆̄(̸̵̤̻̳̒̃̆@̷̯̃#̸̖͈̈̃&̷̣̼͗$̵̱͊(̴̵̲͚̉́̃̚)̷̖͛@̷̻̩̂̕%̵̹͂)̴̈́̓͜^̸̥̩̈́%̵̰̓͗_̶͉̼̄́_̸̻̅̊_̴̱̕_̷͈̐̾!̷͚̈́́#̷̟̀̿(̷̶̛͖͇͇̆̾̋%̷̩͎̒̈́&̵̨̤͒̚#̴̥̝̈́́)̵̼̐̓%̶̞͋^̸̘̕@̷̵̼͙̻́̀̒̆&̷͇̘̋^̵̲̑͛!̴̗͊^̸̫̿^̸͉͘^̵͂ͅ!̸̹̽!̷͓̱͐͋#̷͚̀^̶̨̹̄%̷̦̋̂@̴̭͊&̶͔̚#̸̗̮̔̈́@̶̡͑(̶̥͍̂̌!̶̧̚#̴̼͗!̸̧̮̈%̷͖͋͝&̶͎̈́^̸̣̝̈͠(̵̷̧̭͌̕̕͜#̶̻̀̀@̸̨͒̚ͅ(̶̘͙͑
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Translated the first part. Dont open unless you want spoilers, if you’d like to figure it out yourself please ignore this.
Part 1, SPOILERS IF YOU WANT TO TRANSLATE
(BTW IF YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS, HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW BIONICLE NERD, BUT ALSO DON’T TELL ANYONE ELSE WHAT IT SAYS IT’LL BE FUNNIER IF THEY HAVE TO TRANSLATE IT THEMSELVES)
says they don’t speak martian and then proceeds to translate it 
smh my head
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Fair warning I just got copilot to vomit this out
MLC3 JUDGING:
Abingdon Presto 1500 by @mart1n2005
10 PRINT “ABINGDON PRESTO 1500 REVIEW”
20 PRINT “---------------------------”
30 PRINT “YEAR: 1979”
40 PRINT “STYLE: CLASSIC BRITISH”
50 PRINT “ENGINE: 1.5L RELIABLE”
60 PRINT “PERFORMANCE: ADEQUATE”
70 PRINT “INTERIOR: LUXURIOUS”
80 PRINT “OVERALL: A SOLID CHOICE FOR RETRO CAR ENTHUSIASTS.”
90 END
FUN FACT: lotto knows nothing about BASIC coding outside of what he’s seen in youtube videos
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10 PRINT “IS THERE ANY BETTER CAR IN THIS CHALLENGE THAN THE VW 1302 UTE? (Y/N)”
20 DO
30 A$=INKEY$
40 LOOP UNTIL A$=“Y” OR A$=“N”
50 IF A$=“Y” THEN PRINT “DID YOU DRINK PAINT THINNER FOR BREAKFAST, YOU BRAINDEAD JERK?”
60 IF A$=“N” THEN PRINT “CORRECT”
70 IF A$=“N” THEN END
80 GOTO 10
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god i just hope that my car gets reviewed in at least a semi-comprehensible way
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I think the stars point to No.
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Obviously all this means I’ve won. Commiserations to everyone else
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You make an incomprehensible car, I dont think you will get a comprehensible review.
Fair warning I'm eepy
MLC3 JUDGING:
Trim 6 by @Danicoptero
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But are you 1201km away from home? Checkmate librarian. Now, where review
It’s OK to be a libertarian, but please keep the politics out of this thread!
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Librarian. I said Librarian.
I am not interested in what you have to say about some Latvian!
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It’s the Liberian girl
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Latvia has the same colors as BetterDeals. This is proof that Latvia is owned by CURACAO!!!
OWNED LIBRARIAN!!! STOP TELLING ME TO BE SILENT IN THE LIBRARY I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SPEAK
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*ahem*
Ebg13'f pvcure ubarfgyl xvaqn fhpxf. Yvxr V trg jul, ohg p'zba, vg'f fb onfvp, h naq u ner fjnccrq, juvpu vf fb boivbhf!
MLC3 JUDGING:
Haapala HeavyDuty I6T712 Sport Special by @Mikonp7
Bu obl, n fcbeg gehpx, ubj rkpvgvat!!!
Fnqyl gurer’f n frirer ceboyrz urer, nf erny barf jvyy xabj gung GEHR fcbegf gehpxf unir yhkhel nppbzzbqngvba va gur orq, juvpu guvf Unncnyn vf fnqyl ynpxvat. Bgure guna gung gubhtu vg’f n cebcre fcbegf gehpx, jvgu avpr oyhr tb snfgre fgevcrf naq rira n sbyqvat ebbs (n ener yhkhel!!).
Frrzf yvxr vg jbhyq or terng sha gb oynfg Rhebivfvba qerpx sebz gubhtu, fb gurer’f gung. V’z ovnfrq jevgvat gung orpnhfr V’z yvfgravat gb Evz Gvz Gntv Qvz ea juvpu jnf eboorq. Fjvgmreynaq jnf bxnl ohg gubebhtuyl zvq, ng yrnfg Pebngvn jnf sha NAQ fglyvfu. Naljnl guvf lrne’f Rhebivfvba jnf n zrff ertneqyrff vqx jul V oebhtug vg hc.
Nyzbfg ybbxf yvxr vg jbhyq svg va Sbegavgr jvgu gur arj frnfba orvat pne onfrq. Arrqf zber thaf naq oynaq Znq Znk fglyr “JBNU THLF VG’F CBFG NCBPNYLCGVP!!!” ybbxf sbe gung gubhtu. Guvf frnfba’f ernyyl nff, jrag sebz ynfg frnfba jurer V tevaqrq zl nff bss gb trg gur tbbq fxvaf (Negrzvf zl orybirq 
) gb whfg oynaq naq obevat. Ubcrshyyl gurer’f fbzr vagrerfgvat pebffbire guvf frnfba (Yvxr znq Znk Znlor??? Shevbfn whfg pnzr bhg nsgre nyy), ohg rira gura vg’f yrff sha gb cynl. Pnef ner JNL BC naq vg’f whfg abg nf sha nf ynfg frnfba, rfcrpvnyyl orpnhfr V jnf n jngreoraqvat tboyva naq ybirq favcvat crbcyr jvgu gung ohyyfuvg. Naljnl huu gur Unncnyn evtug.
Gur onqtvat yvrf!!! Vg fnlf vg’f 7.5Y ohg vg’f npghnyyl 6.4 JGS??? Vg nyfb unf frirer oenxr snqr juvpu vf rj ohg rkcrpgrq sbe n gehpx, ohg gur jrnx trneobk vf rkgen rj. Gur ovttrfg pevzr gubhtu vf gur gbgny ynpx bs n gbj uvgpu, yvxr gur genl nybar vf tbvat gb cebivqr nyy V arrq!
V tvir vg n ybggbengvat™️ bs zvyqyl-fcbegl gehpx/10, vg’f abg jung V jnf ybbxvat sbe.
FUN FACT: Ybggb tbg n Obobob-Ob Ob-Obob svther qryvirerq gbqnl. Ubj pbby!
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