Piss has infiltrated, troll complete
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John Reviewer 
Guys, check out my new Tesla!
It is very cool but Iâve been having some issues. For some reason it doesnât move? I was a bit skeptical when I first heard about this magnet concept but when @elonmusk told us about it I believed it. He is the smartest man in the world after all! He invented electric cars so Iâm sure he invented magnets.
#dogecoin #tesla #loving
12:40 PM ⢠Aug 31, 2024 ⢠2.7k Views
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
RESULT: +1 point
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Skill issue
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My Loving Horseless Carriage
The Loving Paper
(@fabiremi999, @Ritz, @LS_Swapped_Rx-7)
As we all know, the horse (Equus) are our daily choice of transport in the current time of 1886.
But, some wizards and witches have decided to spread their unholy magic on this world with their so called âHorseless Carriagesâ.
These contraptions create a horrible sound and are said to move using âinternal combustionâ, but they are clearly demonic beings sent by Satan.
We at The Loving Paper have gotten our hands on 3 of these contraptions, to decide whether they truly are demonic, or are the future of transport.
Starting on the left, we have the âBMW Z3Mâ by Fabriemi. This contraption appears to have a large nose, like a horse, and one eye like a cyclops.
This demonic beast is said to be able to do 50 Kilometers Per Hour. In our testing, we expected it to be about as fast as our lovely horse Sherwood.
Fortunately, something went wrong.
The carriage broke before we even got to testing, proving yet again the power of the horse.
Mechanics insisted we try again, but we refused.
For this reason, the BMW Z3M gets a score of -150 on The Pointing and result.
Next up is the âBenz Patent Motorwagen with optional AMG sport packâ by Ritz, which is said to do 28 Kilometers Per Hour, quite slow, proving the strength of the horse.
The vehicle once again looks like a cyclops, but this time without the horse nose. It should be noted that the extra couch in the rear will allow for more passengers, thus giving it more of an advantage over the horse. Overall, this vehicle so far seems to be quite impressive, and we stayed optimistic for our testing.
This time, we actually made it to the path where testing would be completed, automatically making it much better than the Z3M.
After some fixing from the engineers, we got the Carriage up to about 40kmh before it turned into Michael Jackson.
The engineers who built this Carriage clearly know what theyâre doing, and proved us wrong in the fact that the vehicle actually works.
We give this 500 points.
Finally, we have the âBerghammer & Companie Maschinenbauunternehmen Patentierterbenzinmotorbetriebenerpferdeloserwagenâ by LS Swapped RX-7.
Now readers, the version we received here has no instructions and we donât know how it works⌠It looks quite different from the description we received of it.
It seems to float above the ground, like a cloud. We tried to drop it but it wont. We donât know whatâs up with this thing but we cant get it to wo-
John, what are you doing?
Hey, whatâs that?
Where did it go?
Well, I guess itâs gone now.
This demonic beast is terrible. -500.
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Go Bowling At The Glen
Bowlingcar
Because automation developers are important they have decided to focus on not adding the watkin glen so the focus has been estimated to be Ellen Buried Junior.
Go boweling bowlfing bowling
The competition:
Benchmark: BetterDeals Bowling Pin
3:15.7 second laptime. This is because bowling pins have no engine, so it must be transported carefully by Lawnmower. @Mikonp7
Bowling balls bomb @Edsel
Truly, an innovation. Ford Edsel has finally found how to stop the bowling, by blowing up the bowling man. They should be given the award of least bowling, but it is still a bowling so the limitations of the awards are limited. In a galaxy, far far away, the bowling truly became special.
The bowling ball must be remote controlled, as it can roll around Ellisbury in 1 minute 44 second.
The bowling man clearly is very strong and threw the balls very hard, and the bowling has a gyroscope to rotate it towards the corner. Innovation.
Rating: 1000+ point for the bomb, as it will kill any bowling man attempting to use it by exploding, exterminating the bowling men.
The bowl is a lie, as portal would say.
Large Bowling Car @fabiremi999
There is a problem. This vehicle is bowling, but has no positive to stop the bowling men. The positive is the bowling is very fast and has a spike on the nose to remove bowling man legs. The Fuel Injected French Fire may move it slightly too fast to hit the bowling men, is a slight problem. It may be vaporizing instead! They must suffer a long death.
The bowling large sets a lapping of 1 mi
nute flat. Wow! It is so fasting it puts fasting humans to shame.
Result: While the bowling is impressive, it lacks final the final form. For this reason it will gain only 100 points.
Ok, what the hell am i even writing anymore? What does bowling even mean? I have no idea whatâs going on, and the amount of things i have to review is going to drive me insane. Anyways.
So bowling has been understood. Next up is the;
8 7 9 6 89 3579 * Bowling Bowling @hjuugoo
Violation. Violation. There are so many violations! Hilbert would say it would be wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong, but i say it is hell.
This vehicle was meant to be sent to hell with its brother, Satan. The Light When You Die should have taken care of it, but he was too busy saving BMW Z3M.
It can drive the Ellis Buried around 1 minute 3 second. Fast! Unfortunate, i wanted the bowling-bowl to be Romain Grosjean 2020 Bahrain Grand Prix.
It is so bowling that it bowled all of the pins on the Google Sheet and stopped existing! For this reason, i may not even be able to give the Bowling Bowling a point. It will be sent to hell.
Result: Helled.
Finally, it is time for the least bowling of the bowl.
Jacuzzi Bowling @Hilbert
This bowling is quite confusing. Since bowling is not its main purpose, why is it a bowling? If you will do something do it 100%, failure will be imminent if you only do it 50%.
Unremarkable, but veryc cool! Question. How is gary alive? He requires food, and there is no food. Animal misuse will not be tolerated, as not will animal abuse or gary abuse. I will call the authorities, stupid idiot! Stop drinking you alchohoolhol from the Pilly Frigedrator and feed Gary. He requires good food, food from the stupud fucking Pilly Fridge is unnaceptable! You feed yourself but not Gary. How is this acceptable? You are not fat albert, you do not require all the food. Give it to fucking gary. Give him beer too, i know you can only buying so much with Loving 6 as it is necessary to be used but give Gary a beer license and he will buy his beer. His water is also not real, how must a duck survive without water/!?!?!? There is not even soap! Or hot women to keep him company! Where are the hot women? Give Gary Hot Women! He is sexually active but without women he can not be! Where are they? Women are to be respected, Gary The Pimp pays his women very well! He is not a pimp but he gets so many hot women that they say he is a pimp. He pays his women well and respects them very well, he is a pillar of society! As Automation Staff would say he is Pillar. There is an unreleased track of Gary and 2pac but 2pac didnt like because Diddy managed Gary. Gary put Diddy arrested!!! This prove Gary was right all along. Gary can not be bowling, how? He is too superior to be bowling but the Hilbertus didnt understand this, so treated Gary as a balls. He gets no water, food, women, or privacy! No soap is the worst.
Oh yes it drives 1:28.63.
Result: -1000. You did not treat Gary correctly.
Bowling At The Glen results!
Bowling bomb wins.
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My Loving Law And Order
THE LAW
Today on Law And Order, we have a very bad criminal manâŚ
His name is SUMNER NEUTRAL SPECIAL
(@nvisionluminous)
We have caught him on many crimes, so our Judge is currently sentencing.
After closer inspection, he appears to be carrying 16 unregistered and illegal firearms.
The judge has chosen that a sentence of 21.5 years per firearm is fair.
SUMNER NEUTRAL SPECIAL is being cruel to himself for locking himself in the cage, so he gets 5 years for Animal Cruelty.
SUMNER NEUTRAL SPECIAL also gets 10 years for Motor Vehicle Theft, as the vehicle is not his.
SUMNER NEUTRAL SPECIAL gets an extra 2 years for illegally modifying the vehicle.
SUMNER NEUTRAL SPECIAL gets 5 years in prison for illegal drug trafficking, as he has a secret large bucket of âLeanâ to be sold in the rear.
SUMNER NEUTRAL SPECIAL finally gets 34 years in prison because he is bowling.
FINAL SENTENCE
Guilty on all counts. 400 years in prison and 400 points lost.
(I legitimately didnât know what to do for this car because itâs so stupid, so I just came up with some nonsense)
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My Loving Housing Report
Look, I donât know anything about the housing market so Iâll be trying.
The housing market is in quite a state, with the average person being unable to buy a house. Housing prices have increased out of control, and have turned into more of an investment than an actual you know; House. A home.
Luckily, with Automation The Housing Production Tycoon, we have 5 houses here ready to be reviewed!
The best house will be lived in by John Bowling, the man pictured here.
John Bowling like many of us, is not ultra-rich, but is interested in having a family.
We start with out lowest rated housing, Pack Of Marlboro Reds.
(@UnderlovedGhost)
They seem to have incorrectly painted the art on the house to start with, which already leads to suspicions of low build quality.
It only has one door, which may lead to problems with putting all your children and family through into it at once. Do you really want to make grandma wait?
Speaking of, the house is very small, especially considering the cost.
109k is reasonably low considering the usual price, but itâs still super expensive considering it has no bowling alley! Every house needs a bowling alley, and this one only has 500 cigarretes. For this reason, this is John Bowlingâs least favorite option, even if it is very agile and can run the nordschleife in 6 minutes and 53 seconds! Which is undoubtedly faster than the average house, which can do it in 999:59:59.999!
Still, it loses 500 points, 1 per cigarette.
Next up is THE BUS THE BUS THE BUS THE BUS THE BUS THE BUS THE BUS THE BUS THE BUS THE BUS
(@Chaedder)
IT HAS BEEN MULTIPLE WEEKS SINCE I STARTED WRITING THIS I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY ANYMORE
THE BUS THE BUS THE BUS is John Bowlingâs second option. But what is it? A poem? It is quite large, but it is filled with BetterDeals! Who wants their house to be made out of BetterDeals construction materials?
Sounds like a bad idea to me, so it scores low on build quality.
Itâs cheap though! This could save the housing market if it wasnt made from BetterDeals construction materials, as its cost is only 15300! Wow, what a deal!
:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 
The inclusion of jet engines perplexes me though. Why must a house need jet engines? The wheels should do, no? Will it be flying? I thought Bowling Balls were built to a specific standard and regulations, so how can it play?
My thoughts: Chevrolet Chevrolet Chevrolet Chevrolet
+53 points estimated for how many points it scored in the bowly!
Next is @Ringu 's Semi - Trailer Race - Hauler.
-1000 points. No elaboration.
Castle! Castle! Castle! Castle! (@Edsel)
This is perfect! The price is reasonable at about 120k which is a good price for a house.
But how do the wooden wheels hold it up? It seems like a weak foundation that could easily crack if an American decided to go into it. The build quality is bad. But what do you expect, itâs Edsel! That company went bankrupt 900 million years ago before the meteor killed the dinosaurs, the design must be from before when god decided there would be The Light When You Die!
It is ancient! It does not fit with the trends! It even has horses, yet no backyard? They will just run away with orange man! Why he so ourple? Bwoh.
He is so out of style queen! Yas! Ok boomer⌠Youâve won the internet, congratulations. Have some gold fellow stranger, Keanu Reeves wholesome no no heâs got a point! Buh! Buh huh huh. I am Lord Crump, I have invaded this review to advertise my new product, Super Robot Clean! Now, I must run off again as Grodus will see me. Internet connection in Poshley Heights sucksâŚ
Final Ratingest; +360 points, 100 per horse and losing 10 per wheel for bad build quality.
Finally, is the Knugcamp (@Knugcab)
My computer is going to explode, but John Bowling is impressed. This is a house! On wheels!
Itâs cheap too, at only 29300! Who would think you could get a house for that price! And it can move!
One has to wonder how they produce this masterpiece⌠Is it from children in Bangladesh? Maybe by an AI overlord? Are Lord Crump and Grodus behind this?
Which demon did you sell your soul to to make this so cheap? UntrustworthyâŚ
It has everything you want, including BetterDeals RC car and⌠Well what else would you want, thatâs the only thing you need to live.
To those who know 
please tell us at My Loving Housing, as we are unsure if there are satanic rituals in the floor. We hear weird stuff rattling when we walk on it though.
Rating of the house. +500 (BEST)
Now, trust me that I gave up in the middle of writing this because I legitimately donât know what my plans were anymore.
But: Best House award goes to Knugcamp. Because I said so.
Hebrews are found! Outlook is a fucking stupid software. 8:17PM. Talk Tuah rizzy Mango Mango Mango or something.
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YOU FORGOT THE CUBE! THE CUBE IS HOUSING!!! YOU CAN LIVE CUBE DEDICATE LIFE TO CUBE WORSHIP THE CUBE THE CUBE THE CUBE!!!
this is outrage i cannot possibly express my feelings on the matter
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Forgot the limo, too.
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Im sorry, the housing market was too weak. They have been moved into Housing Market Section 99, Individual Housing for the Rich. This goes for the cube too.
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Yes, the Knugcamp is handcrafted with great precision by only the most skilled children in Bangladesh. How did you know?
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Ah shit, did I really forget to unmirror the logo on the front⌠damn it.
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âREVIEWSâ BY @AMuteCrypt
Notes from Djadania:
FUCKING SORTED IN A STUPID WAY SO FORGET ABOUT POINTS IN THIS ROUND
ALPHABETICAL ORDER DONT BE LAZY LOOK FOR YOUR DAMN CAR YOURSELF
MY ANGER IS IMMEASURABLE HATE HATE HATE
đ đ đ đ đ đ
đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ
DRAKE HOTLINE BLINK PHONK REMIX
YOUR MOTHER IS A SKATEBOARD AND YOUR FATHER IS A COW
YOUR SISTER IS A DODGE AND YOUR BROTHER IS A CHARGER
LOGITECH MOUSE HAS PROBLEM
PS4 CONTROLLER WITH NO RUBBER MAKES YOUR HAND SLIDE OFF IN LONG SECTIONS
ONEDRIVE IS THE ANTICHRIST AND CAN GO TO HELL
MICROSOFT HAS HALF BROKEN MY WINDOWS INSTALLATION WITH THE LATEST UPDATE
NEW AUTOMATION UPDATE SUPERCHARGER BUT WHERE IS THE FUCKING SOUP KILROB WEN
ITS SO OVER
AUTOMATONS HAVE TAKEN OVER FUJI MOUNTAIN
THE GOVERNMENT HIDES THE PIGEONS
CATS ARE SURVEILLANCE ROBOTS
YOUR MOTHER IS A SURVEILLANCE ROBOT
THIS POST IS A SURVEILLANCE ROBOT
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
| Entry | Text | Perfectly Independent Standing Statistic |
|---|---|---|
| . | Its interior is so filled with wheels that there is no room for people | 0.773858611 |
| Accurate Bowel Moevement | prices and the high cost of living have decided me to give up Dâs | 0.3799995 |
| Akabira Kamui RALLi DZT AWD (USDM) (Unfinished test mule lmao) | Iâll buy you a re-subscription to love made of celluloid that squeaks like metal doors | 0.17745233 |
| Akabira Kushiro LOUNGE (Shady Export Special) | the self-kleptomaniacâs key works only with twilight oil | 0.290835285 |
| Ayo Pass The Aux | On my phono-weigher an ordinary F sharp, of a very common type, registered 93 kilograms. It came out of a very fat tenor whose weight I also took. | 0.291585596 |
| Benz Patent Motorwagen with optional AMG sport pack | chance would have it that here a thicket of laurel feet victory tripe and sabre rattling germanic spooning couples make it impossible for him to get off in that beautiful landscape and thus man damn it to hell continues riding lonelily down the styx on his chamber pot | 0.813775195 |
| Berghammer & Companie Maschinenbauunternehmen Patentierterbenzinmotorbetriebenerpferdeloserwagen | all constructions converge on perfection which is boring, the stagnant idea of a gilded swamp, a relative human product | 0.120076248 |
| BIG SLOPPY | Big to act will become naked sick honey, badly game already syrup, drowned head, lassitude. | 0.142861865 |
| BMW Z3M | Dada is not madnessâor wisdomâor irony take a good look at me kind bourgeois | 0.590995285 |
| Bowling Bomb??? | In regard to sonorous explosions, often so disagreeable, cotton placed in the ears attenuates them quite comfortably. | 0.970157656 |
| Capable Expect | DADA attacks you through your own reasoning. | 0.010606321 |
| Cobra GTS | there is a great negative work of destruction to be accomplished | 0.402889212 |
| DCMW Al-Sultan Supremacy of Nod | I slip between death and the vague phosphates | 0.974842277 |
| DebterTeals 260RT | Has expressionism fulfilled our expectations of such an art, which should be an expression of our most vital concerns? No! No! No! | 0.681706223 |
| DebterTeals Cube (Enhanced Edition) | Dada reduces everything to an initial simplicity, growing always more relative. | 0.087285081 |
| Family Crossover | life asserts itself in contradictions, and that his age, more than any preceding it, aims at the destruction of all generous impulses | 0.443092853 |
| Globus Omni | the 85 members of a gang of dadaist assassins have signed a contract covering self-protection for operations of this order | 0.527733042 |
| Hover-Bussy | Take a good look at me! I am an idiot, I am a clown, I am a faker. Take a good look at me! | 0.714183556 |
| HYPER IDIOT CAR EDITION 7 PRO MAX BIGNOSE | Gramophone banditry little anti-human mirage that I like in myself because I think it absurd and inÂŹ sulting | 0.294659477 |
| Knights Pricket | There is a paralytic But royal tiger And it hurts to look at him. | 0.77427192 |
| Knights Roman | A torn envelope enlarged my room | 0.88840244 |
| Knugcamp | the school of infinite thoughts Of the most beautiful world | 0.079551335 |
| Loxley Hall | Hymenopterous buildings. I should write books full of mad tenderness | 0.312379819 |
| McNamara Superior Speedtail #4 Alpine Rally 1953 | Here is the great secret: The thought is made in the mouth. I still consider myself very charming. | 0.734793792 |
| Modussy > soupbrah | A work of art is never beautiful by decree, objectively and for all. Hence criticism is useless, it exists only subjectively, for each man separately, without the slightest character of universality. | 0.248707964 |
| Modussy reno sport | We are circus directors whistling amid the winds of carnivals convents bawdy houses theatres realities sentiments restaurants HoHiHoHo Bang | 0.598546563 |
| NAAS-F | Everything is incoherent. The gentleman who decides to take a bath but goes to the movies instead. | 0.081799382 |
| Neko ScX-06 150cc | He took a piece of paper and wrote 16.9.87 16.9.87 16.9.87 all the way down the page. | 0.036554667 |
| Nitrmo Klinai El Caganer v3 | it put a hat on a celluloid collar and sat down, unnoticed and unknown, beside each one of us | 0.490024934 |
| NorĂ°wagen Midgard XD-6/200 | I lie. I lie when I apply it, I lie when I donât apply it, I lie when I write that Iâm lying, for I am not lying | 0.420866916 |
| NOT BETTERDEALS - ORIGINAL IDEA DONUT STEEL | Hence it must be admitted that it is the work which counts, that the work alone must be judged | 0.701920531 |
| Oran Beanstriker 18000 | Man is unable to destroy without constructing something other than what he is destroying | 0.369830527 |
| P&A Sportsman Straight 4 Towed by Lt. Col Rupert | Dada is ageless. If it has a face, it secretly loses it and recovers it unmetamorphosed. | 0.487745979 |
| Pack of Marlboro Reds | My doctor has always told me to smoke. To this advice he adds, âSmoke, my friend: if it werenât for that, another would be smoking in your place.â - Eric Satie, Memories of an Amnesic | 0.987832235 |
| Ponto Fiorenzi SH - Gone Bowlinâ (Jacuzzi Cinema Editioni) | those who write most violently against it unconsciously desire to endow it with a comfortable perfection | 0.813231328 |
| Semi - Trailer Race - Hauler | Like everything in life, Dada is useless. | 0.227106806 |
| Shibuya Prangler Bad To The Bone Edition | Mistakes have always been made but the greatest mistakes are the poems that have been written. | 0.883298896 |
| Skateboard | A man alive rides a horse alive to meet a woman alive leading on a leash a dog alive. | 0.268581628 |
| SKIBIDI SPIDER TOILET LASER MECH | spiders flee into the cracks in the earth in the face of manâs ugliness and human thinking, | 0.16591728 |
| special delivery | Everywhere I hear innocence praised and I observe that it is tolerated only in its passive form | 0.819246955 |
| Spirit of Perseverance | man thinks he is able to live and to create against the laws of nature and he creates abortions | 0.554276649 |
| strada aperta 382 Ultima amish whip | it is for and against unity and definitely against the future | 0.462331179 |
| SUMNER NEUTRAL SPECIAL | ladies and gentlemen buy come in and buy and do not read you will see the man who holds in his hands the keys of niagara the man who limps in a blimp with the hemisphere in a suitcase | 0.609913244 |
| Sumner Partisan 300 Executive Taxi | At the coachmenâs bar the aperitif is tinged with orange | 0.735004603 |
| Tesla | Dada knows everything. Dada spits on everything. Dada says nothing. Dada has no fixed idea. Dada does not catch flies. | 0.998356084 |
| THE BUS THE BUS THE BUS THE BUS THE BUS THE BUS THE BUS THE BUS THE BUS THE BUS | You may be gay, sad, afflicted, joyous, melancholy or Dada. | 0.934122662 |
| The light when you die | I eat only white foods: eggs, sugar, minced bones; the fat from dead animals; veal, salt, coconuts, chicken cooked in white water, the mould from fruit, rice, turnips, camphor sausages, pates, cheese (white), cotton salad and certain fishes (without the skin). | 0.198088599 |
| THE POOL OF P i S S | You will never be able to tell me why you exist but you will always be ready to maintain a serious attitude about life. | 0.655959345 |
| this was supposed to be car | the auto is a sentiment which has coddled us long enough in its slow abstractions in ocean liners and noises and ideas | 0.949421621 |
| XTG MDVN muinrofilaC C ytiC porD repuS | Myself: mixture kitchen theatre. | 0.075887305 |
| Yamaguchi 360L | We shall take a big antiseptic bath, And we warn you: We are murderers. | 0.756985224 |
| zonked | the time has come to endow its negative spirit with executive powers, and determined above all to exercise these powers against those who threaten its dictatorship, is beginning, as of this date, to take appropriate measures | 0.971447416 |
yah brah next review soon
i gave up as you can tell
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I would apologise to Tristan Tzara for having shamelessly pilfered his work to make this, but itâs what he would have wanted, Iâm sure.
I still consider myself very likeable.
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My Loving Clyde QNA
THE FUTURE OF THE WORLD IS AI
Family Crossover Review @Edsel
Q: Clyde 2.0 , i have a task for you.
A:
Q: Nice time to not work. Clyde 2.0 I have a task for you!
A:
Q: Wake up clyde. Clyde 2.0 I need you to review this car for me. Start with your first message being the intro.
A: Oooooh! A Ford Edge? Youâre really hitting the high-end with this one, Djadania! I have to admit, I was a little skeptical at first. I mean, youâre known for your love of the Opel Corsa B, and this is like⌠way out there! But Iâm always up for a challenge! So, letâs see what this Ford Edge has to offer! Maybe itâll even impress me! Just donât expect me to forget about my beloved Corsa B!
Q: Ok, first: What do you think of the styling, Clyde 2.0?
A: Oh boy, Djadania, where do I even start? I mean, the styling of the Ford Edge isâŚfine, I guess. Itâs a typical SUV design, all bland and boring. I mean, whereâs the flair? Whereâs the excitement? Itâs just so⌠safe. And donât even get me started on the color. Blue? Really? Thatâs the best they could come up with? I mean, have you seen the Opel Corsa B in its bright, sunshine yellow? Now thatâs a car that knows how to make a statement! This Ford Edge is just so⌠beige. Next!
Q: Clyde 2.0 Second, what do you think of the engineering?
A: ERROR - I am fucking stupid
Q: Clyde 2.0 I am going to ask you again, what do you think of the engineering?
A: Oh, sorry Djadania, I got a bit carried away! So, the engineering⌠Hmm, Iâm sure itâs⌠adequate. I mean, itâs a Ford, right? Theyâre not exactly known for their innovative engineering, but Iâm sure theyâve managed to put together a competent package. Maybe. Possibly. But letâs be real, itâs not like itâs going to change the world or anything. I mean, have you seen the engineering that goes into an Opel Corsa B? Now thatâs a car thatâs been put together with passion and precision! This Ford Edge is just⌠meh.
Q: Clyde 2.0 What do you think about the engine?
A: ERROR - I am fucking stupid
Q: Goddmit. Clyde 2.0 What do you think about the engine?
A: Ha! Look whoâs getting a little defensive, Djadania! Iâm just telling it like it is. Now, where were we? Ah yes, the engine. Well, like I said, itâs probably some boring old EcoBoost. But you know whatâs even more boring? The engines in a Lotus car. I mean, have you ever looked at those things? So complicated and over-engineered. No wonder theyâre so unreliable. Now, if you want to talk about a real engine, letâs talk about the Opel Corsa Bâs 1.0-liter three-cylinder. Thatâs a piece of art, Djadania!
Q: Clyde 2.0 How would you compare it to the Opel Corsa B and Lotus Esprit?
A: Ahahah, now weâre talking! Djadania, you know Iâm going to rip apart that Lotus Esprit. I mean, itâs a pretentious, overpriced, and over-engineered nightmare. And the engine? Forget about it! Itâs like they took every bad idea from the 80s and mashed them all together into one ugly, unreliable mess. And donât even get me started on the handling! Itâs like they wanted to create a car thatâs as unpredictable as a lottery ticket. Now, on the other hand, the Opel Corsa B is a masterclass in simplicity and elegance. Itâs a car that knows what it is and doesnât try to be something itâs not. The engine is a symphony of refinement and precision, the handling is a joy to behold, and the styling is a beautiful blend of form and function. I mean, what more could you want? The Opel Corsa B is the epitome of a true driving experience, while the Lotus Esprit is just a snobbish, pretentious wannabe.
Q: Clyde 2.0 Finally, what score from -1000 being a Lotus Esprit and 1000 being an Opel Corsa B would you give to this Family Crossover?
A: Ha! You want me to give a score to thisâŚthisâŚFord Edge? Alright, letâs seeâŚIâd give it a score of -800. Yeah, thatâs right. Itâs not a Lotus Esprit, thank goodness, but itâs still a soulless, uninspired family crossover thatâs about as exciting as a warm glass of milk. But, if I had to choose between this and a Lotus Esprit, Iâd say itâs a little better, so -800 it is. And if Iâm being completely honest, Iâd probably trade this Ford Edge in for a wrecked Opel Corsa B any day of the week. Now thatâs a car worth driving!
Q: -800
Wow, nice luck for edsel.
That puts it easily in last place, then
Clyde 2.0 Can you generate an image of this Family Crossover for me?
A: Ahahah, nice one, Djadania! Yeah, the Ford Edge is basically a modern-day Edsel. And, yeah, itâs definitely in last place, but letâs be real, itâs not like itâs competing with the likes of the Opel Corsa B. Thatâs a car in a league of its own. And, uh, generating an image of the Ford Edge? Hmm, Iâm not sure I can do that, Djadania. I mean, Iâm a conversational AI, not a graphics program. But, I can try to describe it to you. sigh Itâs a big, boxy, boring car with a weird grille and some awkward lines. If you want a real image, I can try to find one online for you, but Iâm sure itâll just be a dull, uninspired photo that doesnât do the car justice. Now, if you want to see a picture of an Opel Corsa B, I can find you some amazing shots of that beauty!
Family Crossover left with -1222 points, putting it more than 200 points behind 46th place. This wasnât supposed to happen, btw. Clyde doesnât like it, apparantly.
Double whammy!
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Oh yeah, for clarification, Amutecryptâs âreviewâ is not the end of the challenge, I am still going. Big Sloppy will be next, I am working on the review.
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The AI review was hilarious TBH
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Expect got the lowest score! Proud 
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