Ford Landau?
Technically, it is Ford Galaxie LTD Landau. But the trim in question was the Landau. Your turn.
Here is a car then!
I spent a while trying to figure out what car had taillights like that, then I saw the wipersā¦
I am not a clever man.
Dude, you couldāve guessed that itās a Toyota Cressida. Itās not the correct answer of course but at least it had 2 rear wipers! XD
Hint 1: It was available with 2 Speed Automatic Transmission.
Hint 2 : Rear Wheel Drive.
Hint 3 : It was available in 6 different body styles.
Is it a slightly knackered late 60s Corona?
it is a 24 Hours of Lemons 1970 Corona!
I reckon the wheel might give this one away but weāll see.
Uhā¦ I donāt know. Toyota Corolla? Absolute random guess.
Hint?
His hint was something along the lines of āitās a Japanese shitbox, but itās not a Hondaā.
No itās not a Corolla.
Also early for hints, hasnāt been on a day yet 
I think the initial āhintā if any would be the 4 lug pattern on the wheelā¦but thatās a pretty big list still!
Car looks kinda mid 90s though, so that might help. And definitely doesnāt look like any corolla Iāve ever seen
It was literally the first car I thought of. There was no reasoning behind that guess 
Is it a Nissan Sunny?
No, not a Sunny.
Toyota Paseo? Iāve searched so much but canāt find a car with that bumper or anything.
Yeah same, Iāve gone through Nissan, Toyota, Subaru, Mazda, Fordsā¦ if Iāve missed it somehow Iām going to be super annoyed because it looks so familiar and yet not
The side turn signals tell me its European.