“Lady” Almorra Palpatine, herein known as Granny, is looking for a new car.
Or should we say – Granny is looking for a new car and nothing that First Order Automotive have, in its inventory, is “just right”.
Granny is existentially OLD and likes “That nice Terry Wogan”, “easy listening” music and playing Bridge with friends. Car wise she likes Bentley, Rolls Royce and anything that Vanden Plas had a hand in.
So, you may be asking, what exactly does Granny want from a car? We asked her, and she told us the following. Now if we were nice to you then we’d translate it all from Gran-speak….but we’re not!
1. “Has to look right!”
2. “Too many buttons on cars these days!”
3. “Rheumatism is awful at my age.”
4. “Enough seating for Ethel, Beryl and Doris.”
5. “I AM A PENSIONER AND NOT MADE OF MONEY YOU KNOW!!”
6. “Aren’t parking bays getting small these days.”
Budget – < $22,000 with 30% markup.
Premium unleaded preferred.
Model – Any year but consider safety.
Trim – 2017
Naming – Model & Engine family – Gran + username
Judging will be done using the categories above. Points will be awarded for each (see FYI below). Granny will look at each car and allocate a score. Granny’s decision is final.
Granny isn’t a real “Lady”….she just has delusions of grandeur!
FYI………If Granny doesn’t think the “look is right” then she won’t look at the rest of the car.
Challenge ends at 23:59:59 on 25th of March…anything recieved after this time will not be judged.
Now have a scoring system in place! But it won’t be revealed until the challenge is over.
I’m also reviewing as they arrive so the reviews should go up pretty quickly after the deadline with the final decision a short while later.
Entrants so far…
@VicVictory
@HighOctaneLove
@F17Francesco
@Leedar
@doncornaldie
@Newtonmeter
@Dorifto_Dorito
@Leonardo9613