(Yet again) THE FINAL FOUR
One luxury coupe. One sports car. One supercar. One race car. A uniquely diverse four-corner lineup to determine the king of the hill in a show of performance to repudiate the very word ‘malaise’.
The Sports Car
LVC LS30 - @abg7
It’s fitting then, to start with the vehicle that most reminds one of malaise. With an admirably quad-Webered 3-liter V8 making 220 hp, the LVC sportscar isn’t necessarily slow, but it does have that vibe of a snooty exotic that’s about to have its jaw fractured by a brolic 400ci Pontiac Arlington lowballing its power figures for insurance purposes. Cutting out the cute jokes, compared to the other three finalists, this mid-engined Italian is actually the most practical and reasonable car here, being the most driveable, easiest and least frequent to service and all that… And that’s the downfall. Out of this quartet of the worthy, the LVC also sports by far the most ho-hum interior, and is actually too cheap compared to the rest. You’re not cool as ice and blissful as snow when you seem too bare and tame when the competition rolls by. As a consolation price, I will say: this is my favorite powertrain here.
The Ventus Kingsman is honestly really pretty and cool. A long, low, dramatic FR coupe with cool lights, graphics and raised hood. It acquits itself well, and among the top three is the most mature and well-rounded… But again, this is not a competition where the jack of all trade wins. And not one where we ignore a hand-cranked rack on a straight-six FR car with bad reliability and an over-complex twin-scroll turbo that, in real life, wouldn’t appear till much later. But honestly, and this has precedent in my other challenges, the outlier - in this case, the only front-engined car - in the finals is either first or last. This isn’t first, so - aside from the under-utilized LVC - it’s behind the two race-bred chimaeras.
The Race Car
Phénix Helios Turbo RX - @Karhgath
The Helios homologation car is special - real special. Fast- the fastest around. Corners well, too. Leagues above the other two cars mentioned. Hell, for something with a tiny wheelbase, it’s mighty comfortable. Amazing. Simply stunning. If you do the math, though, this is in second - not first. Why? Well, it’s just not pretty enough. Stubby, over-simple. and - though wedges are in around this time - unimaginatively “geometric”. It’s a far cry visually from the winner, and has a couple more issues as well - like going through 12% of its own cost yearly on just servicing, on average, and just being the more expensive car. Now, this didn’t matter in cutting through all this car’s lower challengers - but with the winning car, stats just aren’t enough.
You know, I don’t like that certain Ger-- okay, Porsches. I hate the damn things. I think they suck. I think they’re tryhard!Beetles with no actual style, bought by over-rich nerds with no taste. I know at least one sumbitch in this community feels the same way and would be real happy to hear me validate him. But a car patterned - skillfully, to boot - against a racing, flat-nosed version of an original, crazy, murderous turbo - that I can at least respect. That being said, while it is pretty and it is a really cool recreation, that isn’t why the Zacspeed comes out on top. The real reason is that, aside from fitting nothing but 2 people and being a bit of a pig to run (not as much as the Phénix, though) it ticks every box that a truly mad, excessively fast and undeniably defiant late 70s supercar has to have. Stunning, terrifying, unmatched.
- The Engineering Time restrictions pushed 7 people to choose a space frame (and somebody went with a partial monocoque) and made sure only 5 entries chose MPFI. 6 people opted for TBI, 4 for MFI and 3 for various carburetors - a finalist among them.
- For a similar reason, just 2 cars went with steel panels; at least people saved on the presses. 11 other cars were aluminum-paneled and 5 clad in fiberglass.
- Every single car had a manual. Just one had ABS. Just one had drum brakes. All but 3 used sports tires. All but two - both being bins - went with an alu bock of some sort. Truly, a drivers’ round.
- There were seven turbo entries, including the three with twins.
- Exactly half the engines had 8 or more cylinders; the other half, 6 or less.
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