Rules of Automation

You seem to have forgotten Rule 53: Everything looks better with 3D fixtures.

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Rule 52 uh i mean 54: Cars are never given labels like binned or minmaxed.

Rules 55,

Likes mean nothing in challenges.

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Rule 56: It takes half as long to drag a car to a new Photoscene location as it does to build a car

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Rule 57: If you spawn in more than 2 cars in a photoscene you either have a broken computer or you have a god computer

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Rule 58: Rule 57 is fake

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Rule 59
59.1 - A majority of entries for CSR will be sent to you broken.
59.2 - Expect heavy amounts of salt in your forecast over said broken vehicle.
59.3 - Smile and Wave and bin it anyway.
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Rule 60: Do not deepthroat your mic in the official discord voice channel

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Rule 61: Designing an interior always ends up in hours of 3d fixture placements

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Rule 62: in every automation convo, there’s at least 1 furry
Rule 62.1: No one will ever know why there are so many furries in automation

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Rule 63: Challenges spawn new models in your car lineups.

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Rule 64: no matter what you make in automation, regardless of how incredible and mind-blowingly good it is, it will never be as good as or better than a farty

Rule 65: 2V DOHC is unrealistic and 4V SOHC is all good and then it doesn’t matter that it is the absolute opposite in the real world.
(Rule 65.1: STOP STARING AT ME, HONDA!)

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Rule 66: This rule is a lie
Rule 66.1: This rule is also true

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Rule 67: This could have been a nice car…
Rule 67.1: …but it uses vanilla fixtures so I am not going to like it.

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Rule 68: the farty is not and will not be a shitpost (no exceptions)

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Rule 69: No one will react with “nut” on your supercar. Get over it

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Rule 69.5 Same thing applies to bog standard econoboxes or 3 fixture wonders

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Rule 70: The Farty is only not a shitpost because it is a fart, not a full-blown shit

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Rule 71: When submitting a car to a challenge, always check that it doesn’t violate any rule
71.1: ALWAYS.DOUBLE.CHECK

Rule 72: No matter how great your car is for a challenge, it will always miss a hidden soft rule/judging criteria
72.1: If a car gets binned because of said rules, the host deserves to be cancelled

Rule 73: you won’t find the fixture you are looking for your car until you’re done with it and start another one

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