Rules of Automation

Rule 74: Because of rule 72.1, you have to write a whole novel with rules every time you make a challenge.

Rule 75: Because of rule 74, your challenge is not fun anymore.

Rule 76: You are an asshole because you bin someone that misread one rule because nobody can bother to read such a wall of text properly.

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Rule 77: Under no circumstances will +15 quality will ever be justified. (With the exception of being curious and seeing what happens when you do so)

Rule 78: Reactions in the discord car showcase channel do not mean jack shit. (Stop caring so much about reactions)

Rule 79: Whatomation is a reaction that can have multiple meanings either symbolizing: “Ok…, What is this though?” or “Dear god, what in the name of all that is holy is that”.
Rule 79.1: Primarily it is the “Dear god, what in the name of all that is holy is that” part that is more commonly associated with the Whatomation reaction.

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Rule 80: My economical family car is best economical family car because minmaxed Porsche 959 replica.

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Rule 80.1: It’s the best pony if it has four wheels.

Rule 81: schport is not always the answer

Rule 82: Calvinator jokes are always OK.
Rule 82.1: If you don’t get them, you are a noob.
Rule 82.2: Calvinator is simply the best brand that ever has existed in the Automationverse.
Rule 82.3: Airbag in your face at Automation test track, because fast.

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Rule 83: When the game crashes, always write “fuck you” in the BugSplat

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Rule 84: When entering your first challenge, you inevitably end up instabinned for missing a rule

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Rule 84.1 Learn to do naming conventions properly or refer to rule 84.

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Rule 85: No matter how well your vehicle drives on a track, do not have ANY yellow flags cause that means your vehicle is automatically crap.

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Rule 86: No, market scoring doesn’t mean shit when it comes to scoring in a CSR.

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Rule 86 bis: No, market scoring doesn’t mean shit when it comes to any challenge, unless it’s specifically written in the rules.

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86.6: The thing is, scoring doesn’t exist for instabins

Rule 87:

Prepare to be PISSED when you are instabinned.

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Rule 87.1: “But…but…you NEVER stated in the rules that light truck monocoque is unrealistic for a sports car! :face_with_symbols_over_mouth::face_with_symbols_over_mouth::face_with_symbols_over_mouth:”

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Rule 88:

When entering a challenge, do NOT post your well thought out design right under another well thought out design that has 15+ likes, it will NOT be well received.

unless of course, your design is simply AMAZING.

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Rule 89
Making your car off-proportion like how mine are does not look good, design has to flow with the car
Rule 89.5, Likes are purely cosmetic
Audi Bodies for some reason are stupidly light for an Audi, makes them look like an offbrand Lotus Elise

Rule 90 (take two): The one fixture you want to find is always the one you can’t find

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Rule 91: dont write a copypasta about your favourite inanimate object every time you get woozy

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That’s also the rule 50 :stuck_out_tongue: